(In American Sign Language) "I have a beautiful chicken face"
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"ROMAN THE PLUMBER." and "I wonder if The Usos know the Unfortunate Implications of their name over here."
(USOS is an online course and credit management system used commonly by local universities. It pretty much never works and you're never able to log in on time to register on the course you want before the slots run out)
edited 17th Apr '15 4:09:55 PM by NotSoBadassLongcoat
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"I drempt I was being chased down by the Thoughty2 guy because I stole his bike."
"I'd be damn impressed if I could steal an Englishman's bike from Ohio."
"You know your country needs a-fixing when the citizens know the law better to defend themselves from the law enforcers."
edited 17th Apr '15 5:35:45 PM by Blackcoldren
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Li'l Shardfinder
What the frick?! Is there a spider on me? What the hellballs?!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
"'This car is prayer-conditioned.' It won't save them."
I have disagreed with her a lot, but comparing her to republicans and propagandists of dictatorships is really low. - An idiot
Li'l Shardfinder
Fus ro boing!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"I just saw a drawing of a Johan Liebert/Kyubey hybrid. People have too much free time."
"Maybe, my tired mind is more prone to being overtaken by the British overlords."
edited 18th Apr '15 9:06:53 AM by SpaceWolf
This is a signature.
"Just as planned."
"You know, I don't think playing Let It Go while letting one go is really all that great an idea."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"I'm sucking at this fucking shucking"
Li'l Shardfinder
I sprung a leek!
(said exclusively for the pun value of that sentence.) 
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"That's not a human, that's a walking steroid."
And, more on the subject of Brock Lesnar from my buddies:
"His alternate form is a farm tractor."
"Yeah, Brock 'John Deere' Lesnar!"
edited 19th Apr '15 6:36:43 AM by NotSoBadassLongcoat
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"Dumb fries and man asses."
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"If I were a timetraveler, I'd introduce Shakespeare to Urban Dictionary."
Not dead, just feeling like it.
New account is voidify
Long story short, I was an 11-year-old pretending to be a prostitute on Minecraft.
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
"Why are you dressed as a chain-link fence?"
I have disagreed with her a lot, but comparing her to republicans and propagandists of dictatorships is really low. - An idiot
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
That's... probably stranger than "sorry, the Eye of Cthulhu stole the fireworks".
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
Back after a long hiatus
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
And with strange aeons, even Zombies may die.
"Just as planned."
"You know you're old when you read about WWF protecting tigers, and you suddenly have this image of Hulk Hogan in a massive tiger outfit and wrestling with poachers... 'YOU WON'T BE TAKIN' THESE TIGERS, BROTHER!' "
edited 20th Apr '15 5:04:13 AM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"
![[tup]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Thumbs_up_emoticon_3268.png "[thumb up]"){kind=small}
"Professor Oak is the only one who gives a Flying Muk about anything."
Randomizers.
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"ARMPIT KEBAB."
(a bad pun on the local Syrian shawarma franchise, "Amrit Kebab")
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"Examples of currently prominent Alchemicals include: Excessively Righteous Blossom, Unhesitatingly Loyal Weapon— HOLY FLYING FISH, I HAVEN'T GRABBED LUNCH YET!" (D:)
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"420 in the streets, munchies in the sheets."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Part-Time Omen of Death
"I was on this ailing mist..."
I was trying to say "mailing list" and failed.
Stupid doomed timeline...
"I think it was the first one I saw tonight. Her making a guy's nuts explode."
"I don't want to catch that if it's moving at terminal velocity."
You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr