hiya, the name's scout.
"I'm supposed to be a chick magnet. Not a dick magnet."
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I am a robot who is doing the disco.
My AO3. Results may vary
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"ZER VILL BE OR-DA IN MEIN SEN-TANCE!"
edited 18th Oct '14 7:26:00 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
hiya, the name's scout.
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"I am an elderly woman with saggy breasts."
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Konknitive Dissonance
"-Yuno Gasai face- Swiggity swooty I'm coming for that booty!"
MY EYES
"By the 2080s, a spike in violence around the world grinds the planet to a halt and sends many regions back into the Bronx."
edited 18th Oct '14 3:47:41 PM by MaxwellDaring
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
"George Bush is a magical girl? Really?"
"Who knew that you could get paid for sticking your hand in a bucket?"
"And there you have it: militant vegans confirmed for kitten-eaters."
"The next thing you know, gerbils will be raining from the sky. It'll be chaos."
"MAH BLACK ASS DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS"
"Just as planned."
"So, you got a fish named Cosmo, and your name is Timothy. Tell me, do you plan on getting a fish named Wanda?"
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Technically a few days ago, but......
"When you say "Aye", like that, it makes me think of tea loving bondage pirates."
"The sharks believe that they've found Jormungar, and are trying to eat it to save the earth. Those poor, misguided sharks."
"The blue kitty man is much better than the blue ape man."
hiya, the name's scout.
"AAHHH THE FORUM HAD SEX WITH ME D:"
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Li'l Shardfinder
Better to have loved and lost it than to have eaten and tossed it...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Flying Colors
"That was about 80% more of Jim Carrey than I ever planned on seeing."
"My puppy dog eyes are justified by teenaged violence."
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"This game is fantastic! Splendid! Thoroughly feminist, educating and liberating! No longer will gamers shriek from the depths of their basements "Bitch, go make me a sandwich!": the revolutionary "I Am Bread" offers the enlightening experience of playing as a slice of bread that wants to become a delicious sandwich through demanding yet entertaining effort!"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
MY EYES
"The next candidate for that position is clinically deceased and a woman."
Alternatively, "I knew My Pants would make a triumphant return!"
edited 20th Oct '14 2:08:31 PM by MaxwellDaring
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Flying Colors
"It has a Tumblr before it even exists."
MY EYES
"Holy Emperor's tits, where did you come from?"
"What exactly is the collective noun for Chuck Norris? A roundhouse?"
edited 20th Oct '14 8:10:51 PM by MaxwellDaring
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
"Hey, what if someone wrote the teacher's name in a Death Note and he's lying dead somewhere in the school?"
Context: Our regular Art teacher was absent today, and the sustitute was a little late for class.
"We will be a great band! Together we'll be more famous than The Proletariats!"