General All-Purpose Crossover Fiction Thread

That Showa era or Heisei era for Kamen Rider? (the shows before and after Kamen Rider Kuuga, respectively)

The Doctor tapped his foot and straightened his bow tie as he danced around the console of the TARDIS to the tune of an old song. As he flipped the switches and pressed the buttons, the Time Lord sang to the tune of the song to no one in particular, seeing as he was alone, all by himself. As he approached the typewriter, the song finished, and he began to talk with himself:

"Oh, Doctor, another year filled with adventures! Stopping a Dalek-sponsored revolution! Saving a walking armor from being used as a beacon for the Cybermen! And let's not forget the part with the giant robot. I loved the part with the giant robot. With the pew pews and the kabooms. Heh."

He stopped smiling once he spotted the screen attached to the console. And once again, he saw himself face to face with the true reason for why he was travelling around the galaxy: his death. April 22nd, the screen said. 2011. A date that the Doctor had been avoiding for over 100 years. But it was still there, and it wasn't going to change. As the Doctor looked at the screen, another merry 50's tune came on, and he promptly ignored the date, smiling once more:

"Alright, you sexy thing, let's go for that meeting I arranged with Charlie Bucket!... he still owes me a fizzy lifting drink."

And he pulled another lever, laughing to himself as the control room shook, indicating the start of another adventure.

"GOLDION HAMMER, ACTIVATION APPROVED!"

"ROGER! GOLDION HAMMER, SAFETY DEVICE... RELEASE!"

"SYSTEM CHAAAANGE!!!"

"HAAAAAAMMEEEEER CONNEEEEEEECT!!!!! GOLDION HAAAAAAAAAAMMEEEEEEEEEEER!!!! TRANSFOOOOOOOORM INTO... LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!"

".... Was all of that really necessary, everyone?"

"The Avatar!"

The Doctor pulled down on another lever, and sent the TARDIS vworping into the void. As he hanged onto a few bars, Bolin almost fell face first into the control room's grated floor, hanging onto one of the TARDIS' screens:

"What about her?"

"Well, there's more to her than what you know! You see, the Avatar is a symbol of balance! So if you take the Avatar, everything goes kataploot!"

"B-but then the Avatar's reborn, right?"

"I think so! But technically, you could stop the cycle from ever moving on!"

The Doctor pulled down the lever once more, and spun one of the screens around so Bolin could see a picture of his world:

"If you hurt the Avatar when she's connected to the other world, the cycle will stop. And with no Avatar, the balance on your world goes kataploot!"

"... and that's bad, right?"

"Bad! Of course it's bad! Massive hysteria! Dogs and cats living together! Tsunamis, earthquakes, volcanoes! Thanks to spacey-wacey reasons, your world, and the spirit world will both go—"

And the Doctor proceeded to simulate an explosion with his hands and his mouth, which made Bolin pretty scared, as his grip on the screen tightened:

"So we have to stop whoever's going after Korra!"

"Yes, that's right, but who in their right minds would want to stop the cycle? The destruction of your world and the spirit world would create a massive wave of energy! The question is... who wants that energy?!"

---

Amon continued to observe as the Equalist soldiers continued to load crates of electric gloves onto vans. As the sun set down on Republic City, the Equalists began the next step of their plan. His Lieutenant approached him, holding a small piece of paper:

"Everyone's ready, sir. And one of the benefactors wishes to speak with you."

The Lieutenant moved aside as a small and round creature walked through the shadows, a small blue light in front of it. Amon turned around, his hands behind his back, and did a short bow to the creature:

"Once the troops are ready to move out, the stadium will be ours, sir."

"Good," said the creature, as it rolled out of the shadows, revealing the fact that it was a machine. But not just any machine. One of the most feared creatures of the Universe analysed Amon, and turned its eyestalk to face the troops. "Continue the Equalist revolution!" said the Dalek, spinning his laser gun around. "EX-TER-MI-NA-TE THE AVATAR!"

Actor Allusion

Ganondorf sneered, "So, Hero of Time! Do you honestly think that your courage alone is a match for my POWER?!"

Link passionately cried, "Of course I do! In fact, I know that victory will always go to the one who has courage!"

"Bold words, coming from a mere forest boy. Let's see you back them up!"

Ganondorf cast a lightning spell at Link, who knocked it back into the sorceror's face with a swing of the Master Sword.

Firing off a Light Arrow into the dark wizard, Link yelled, "The reason you cursed the Great Deku Tree... the reason you tried to eradicate the Gorons and sealed off the Zoras in a block of ice... the reason you slaughtered the citizens of Hyrule Castle Town and hunted down Princess Zelda... is because you feared what we were capable of! You knew that if you did not kill us and alienate us all, you would never have come to power in the first place!"

As Link told Ganondorf off, he continually slashed the Gerudo King with the Master Sword, his blade cutting nearly as deeply as his words.

Having lost all composure, Ganondorf roared, "SILENCE, YOU... YOU... YOU NOTHING!!!!"

And then, Ganondorf gave himself over completely to the Triforce of Power, letting it consume him so that he could have the might to destroy his hated enemy.

Ganon let loose a bestial roar as he knocked the Master Sword out of Link's hands, furiously attempting to maul him as the castle crumbled around them.

Blocking each blow with the Mirror Shield, Link bellowed, "You tried to take on the power of the Goddesses, but you couldn't handle it! You had neither the wisdom nor the courage to use it properly! I will obliterate your darkness from this world... IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!"

As he donned the Marg Hand, Link roared, "HAMMER... CONNECT!!"

Then, closing his hands around the weapon he'd gained from the Fire Temple, Link passionately cried, "GOLDION HAAAAAAAAMMEEEEEEEEER!!!!!"

Wielder and weapon both glowing a brilliant gold, Link pulled out an energy spike from the Marg Hand and kicked Ganon in the chest, knocking it on its ass. Link then drove the spike into Ganon's core, yelling, "HAMMER.... HEEEEEEEELL!"

Then, from the other side of the Marg Hand unfolded a forked lever, which he used to rip the spike out of Ganon... and with it, the Triforce of Power.

"HAMMER... HEAVEN!!"

Ganondorf, now a shriveled husk of his former self, cringed back in terror before Link's radiant power.

Bringing the hammer down on his enemy to finish him once and for all, Link bellowed, "TRANSFORM INTO... LIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!"

With that, Link crushed Ganondorf with the Goldion Hammer, the boundless magicks within it eradicating all of the Gerudo King's physical matter from the universe and transforming it into particles of light.