Alright, maybe it's time to actually bother writing a real profile. I approach this task with great reluctance, as it has been acknowledged that it is my tragic misfortune not to appreciate long walks on the beach, and I can't imagine a profile being complete without including that phrase. So. Me. Well. ... I like long walks on the beach and the fiction listed below. And have been known to completely abandon good taste if a possibility of femslash exists.
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