Hello, I'm Mr Mallard. I'm an on-again off-again troper, and I'm active on other sites like Tumblr and Fanfiction.net. If you think you've run into me somewhere else out on the internet, feel free to ask.
- Video Games
- Reading/writing fanfiction
- Questionable Content
- Being chill about stuff
- "There are no indigenous people on the moon." - Madrugada
- "It's a sticky cycle of randomness and porn. Like a Katamari of smut." - Geth Knight
- One day, House was walk into his House. "It is good to have House House!" say House, as he walk into House House.
- When life is holding you hostage, is it any wonder you develop Stockholm Syndrome? - Malchus