Unreasonably Quirky
Lollipops called Dethroning Moment of Suckers.
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.
A puzzle box that's Already Undone for You.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Fuel called Nightmare Fuel.
The Other Troper
A box of actual Goddamned Bats.
edited 7th Jan '11 9:04:07 PM by Balmung
The Other Troper
An authentic web woven by Demonic Spiders.
I'm on the internet. My arguments are invalid.
Don't feed the plants!
A Trope-tan blowup doll?
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
Li'l Shardfinder
Official TV Tropes leather condoms!
(Eew. That would really be weird...)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Little Trope-tan figurines which are Made of Explodium.
Show an affirming flame
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Too right it'd be weird. I mean...leather?
Putting Tropey the Wonder Dog up for adoption.
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
The Other Troper
Draco branded leather pants.
I'm on the internet. My arguments are invalid.
Li'l Shardfinder
I know... Silk would be better! 
Li'l Shardfinder
Is that an STD? 
edited 7th Jan '11 9:50:11 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Nope, Its Exactly What It Says on the Tin.
Corporate sponsorship of tropes.
Li'l Shardfinder
Official TV Tropes swimsuit calendar: 2011!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Fetish fuel: a line of really unusual sex toys.
Infinite Tree: an experimental story
The Other Troper
Crystal Dragon Jesus miniatures.
edited 7th Jan '11 10:31:09 PM by DragonQuestZ
I'm on the internet. My arguments are invalid.
Goldfish Poop Gang figures, made of real goldfish poop.
Dreaming out loud.
It Just Bugs Me!: A bug that latches onto the back of the user's neck and gives an irritating bite every time it feels that something is off in a work of fiction.
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
Unwinning Ranger
Nuclear fissions-mail service.
edited 8th Jan '11 8:06:54 AM by Ralphrius
Stargate SG-1 Let's Watch. Because my ZHP thing failed.
Tief girl with eartude
A Screw Yourself, customisable blow up doll. Available in normal and Opposite-Sex Clone varieties.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Classic Furry Sidekick.
Available when something not meant to be seen, is seen by you.
My name remains a mystery to us all.
So we now have official merchandising for the site. Let's come up with some ideas not to use for this.
A ginseng energy drink called Fetish Fuel.
Walls specifically designed for banging.
I'm on the internet. My arguments are invalid.