YMMV / The First Law

  • Anvilicious: The Heroes is pretty unsubtle with its War Is Hell message...
  • Complete Monster: Bayaz at first appears to be a kindly, if grumpy, old wizard-mentor archetype. He claims that he's a hero who fights the evil Khalul to prevent evil from consuming the land, but the story is built on a lie. In reality, Bayaz is a treacherous and power-mad tyrant who betrayed his lover Tolomei and her father the Maker, which got his mentor Juvens killed in the process. Since then, he has waged an eternal proxy war against Khalul, who is bent on avenging Bayaz's treachery. Both Bayaz and Khalul indulge in apocalyptic magic, support oppressive regimes and send countless people to their deaths for the sake of their enmity.
  • Crazy Awesome: The ever-quotable Whirrun of Bligh.
  • Crowning Moment of Heartwarming: Glokta berates West for never coming to visit him after he returned from being tortured by the Gurkhish. West responds that he came, but was turned away—twice. Only moments before, Glokta had been thinking about how he did not have, want, or need friends. After this revelation, he suddenly sees his friendship with West as a precious thing.
  • Crosses the Line Twice: For the most part the books avoid this, but Best Served Cold provides one example. Despite the tone of the series, it's sarcasm.
    Morveer: "What could possibly be more amusing than orphan children sold into slavery?"
  • Darkness-Induced Audience Apathy: For some readers, this has been known to set in within the first 20 pages.
  • Dont Do This Cool Thing: Openly admitted by the author in the foreword to The Heroes, where he says his intention with the book wasn't so much to show that War Is Hell as to explore the reasons why stories of it still fascinate us.
  • Draco in Leather Pants: Glokta's wit, Pet the Dog moments and sympathetic backstory tend to obscure the atrocities he commits and enjoys committing.
  • Evil Is Sexy: Caurib, Bethod's sorceress, is described as frighteningly beautiful. Tolomei was certainly a looker as well.
  • Harsher in Hindsight: One of the few heartwarming moments in the trilogy is early on, when Logen saves Quai's life by carrying the apprentice to safety, despite A) Being on the verge of starvation himself, and B) Hardly knowing the man he risked his life to save. Then we find out Quai was Killed And Replaced before the first book was even more, making Logen's heroism pointless.
  • Jerkass Woobie:
    • Inquisitor Glokta. He certainly doesn't do much that merits sympathy, but at the same time it's impossible not to pity his broken body and wish him a miraculous recovery, even if it would only serve to make him do horrible things more efficiently.
    • Terez, a man-hating Royal Brat who ends up having to become a baby farm for the king to prevent her lover from being tortured to death.
  • Magnificent Bastard:
    • Nicomo Cosca, famed soldier of fortune, is here for dinner.
    • Bayaz is a truly evil bastard, but it's undeniable how impressive his manipulations are. This is a man who fermented a bloody peasant uprising just so he could call it off to give his chosen puppet king a bit more street cred.
    • Glokta especially later on, judging by Carlot dan Eider's words in Best Served Cold.
    • By the end of The Heroes, Calder is looking like he's graduated from Smug Snake.
  • Some Anvils Need to Be Dropped: The Heroes has a lot of sub-messages that usually escape Anti-War books. Supply lines are long, arduous, and rarely efficient. Petty, stupid rivalries on your own side can be far more deadly than the enemy. Sometimes, the most unlikely men are actually courageous, and they rarely receive the glory they deserve. It goes on and on to subvert the stereotypical image of a smoothly-running, well-trained professional army.
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