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The First Law Trilogy:

  • When Logen asks the spirits for news:
    Spirit: We heard a man fell off a cliff but washed up alive, then crossed the High Places at the start of spring, wrapped in a rotten blanket, but we put no faith in such rumours.
    Logen (the man who fell off the cliff): Very wise.
  • When the rest of the band finds a pack of Shanka, Threetrees emphasizes to Black Dow, specifically, that he should only attack after the signal.
    "It wasn’t ’til the Dogman was hid behind a bush with his bow in his hand and a shaft at the ready that he realised. He’d no idea what the signal was... Had anyone said the signal? He couldn’t remember.
    ‘Shit,’ he whispered, and just then Dow came hurtling out from the trees, axe in one hand, sword in the other.
    ‘Fucking Flatheads!’ he screamed... Dogman reckoned that would have to do for a signal.

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