Due to the absurd amount of translations these songs undergo, they tend to either develop entirely new meanings or lose all meaning and become meaningless.
Frozen
- In Do You Want to Build a Snowman?, Anna becomes a business woman who wants to start a "Snowman Corporation" with Elsa.
- For The First Time in Forever is now about Anna (as opposed to Elsa) trying to prepare herself to be inaugurated as President for Life as she is slowly Driven to Madness (or already mad, or high, or drunk, it's hard to tell) while her sister grows all the more paranoid, thinking that Anna has adopted a secret son and put up hidden cameras around the castle.
- Let It Go is now about Elsa crossing the Despair Event Horizon, though it's still performed like an inspirational ballad.
- "Into The Unknown" is now about a Lazy Bum police officer who wants to fight with strangers.
Hercules
- Go the Distance is now about Hercules being a rebellious Lazy Bum much to the frustration of Zeus. It also seems as though Hercules now identifies as a girl named Hillary.
- I Won't Say I'm in Love is probably about a lesbian struggling, but eventually succeeding, to accept her sexuality.
The Lion King
- I Just Can't Wait to Be King is turned into a song about a lioness who wants to find and marry a king.
- Be Prepared is still about Scar planning to take the throne, but here he seems more like a Reasonable Authority Figure than an Evil Overlord. His plan to do so still seems to involve murder, but even that is toned down a little, as he implies he's just going to poison Mufasa's breakfast cereal rather than have him meet a more violent end in a stampede.
- Can You Feel The Love Tonight? is now about a Dogged Nice Guy unsuccessfully hitting on a girl who only sees him as a friend, apparently while visiting her at her home; then they decide to order out pizza for dinner. Also, they both seem to support homelessness.
Mary Poppins
- Chim Chim Cheree is now about a "space bird in the chimney" and Michael Jordan predicting freedom.
- In Jolly Holiday, Mary, who now can literally control sunshine, is dating another man until Bert shoos him away and they go on a walk.
- In Feed the Birds, the birds now sit outside the church, packing the bags and are apparently European and representatives of a bunny.
- Step in Time is now about a man having trouble walking.
- A Spoonful of Sugar is now about sugar being an antidote for drugs.
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is now about Mary and Bert singing tongue twisters while a background guy mentions a Noodle Incident with his wife, who's a virgin.
Pixar Movie Songs
- Remember Me is now about consumerism, getting a Christmas present, producing weapons and scribbling.
- "You've Got a Friend in Me" is now about a woman who wants to be friends with another woman. The second woman is initially very rude and dismissive of the first, but they eventually make friends.
Pop-Songs
- Take a Chance on Me is about a slave who's for sale desperately begging for freedom.
- Mamma Mia is about an allergic woman who's a member of a Christian-atheist cult.
- Dancing Queen is now about a seventy-year-old bee called the Hula Queen, who courts statues with Irish music.
- Hello seems to be about a politician involved in some kind of international crises.
- Havana is now about Hawaii as well as going to Hell. Education and food also seem to be running themes.
- Perfect Illusion now seems to be about a wild drug trip. Gaga's other songs don't fare much better after being put through Google translate, either...Malinda: "So apparently Lady Gaga wants to write bad rancheras music, she can't read, she wasn't born this way and she has a weird obsession with Classical Mythology. Somehow... none of this surprises me."
- Royals becomes a song about a ruler saying "Screw the Rules, I Make Them!."
- Wrecking Ball is turned into a song about a woman with a "tennis ball in the sink"-fetish who doesn't want to share a wall.
- Story of My Life is now suddenly an Intercourse with You-song.
- What Makes You Beautiful has been turned into a "The Villain Sucks" Song.
- Bad Blood seems to be a Villain Song performed by a Heteronormative Crusader.
- Never Gonna Give You Up presents a much more flawed version of its narrator: He's not as convinced that he won't run around and hurt you note , he won't let anyone cry around him note , he's strangely antagonistic towards camels, he refuses to pay for anything, and he keeps leaning on tables despite being told not to. But at least he knows the importance of wearing a mask during a viral epidemic.
- Old Town Road is now about an incestuous horse rider who cannot speak but who wants to ride a prehistoric horse rather that their hamburger. They also want to dance until they don't exist.
- "Baby, it's Cold Outside" is now about a high lesbian named Linda with a crazy family and her straight, infertile guy friend Karid, who are hanging out inside, while outside there is mold, crazy weather, and women they find hot.
- Look What You Made Me Do narrates the existential crisis of a ghost with spiritual abilities and an obsession with food, seemingly haunting a man named Bobby, who doesn't believe in ghosts.
- Total Eclipse of the Heart is now about some immortal scholars who like darkness. Or, as Malinda suggests, having a heart attack tomorrow.
- Thriller is now about a Mood-Swinger who thinks that life is great one second and is extremely cynical in another. Also, it talks a lot about animal cruelty for some reason.
- All three Sam Smith songs seem to be about Malinda breaking up with herself after cheating on herself with herself, possibly being crazy and being nice to birds.
- Perfect by Ed Sheeran is now about a pedophiliac Straw Feminist
- New Rules is about Malinda rebelling against changes in YouTube's partner program.
- "One Day I'll Fly Away" is now about procrastination as well as The End of the World as We Know It.
- "Country Roads" is now about a man who wants to take a cross-country road trip, but is stuck at home due to the COVID-19 pandemic. He proceeds to go crazy from being cooped up and kills his radio because the dog said to.
- Take Me to Church is now about a woman who wants to create a new religion based on dog worship.
- Shape of You is now about a woman who likes geometry and biology, who sings while a demon is nearby.
- I Don't Care is now about a forgetful introvert who is asked out by Terry, is so happy with other people, and has a son. Her life was also destroyed by poverty, and she somehow figured out how to control the lightning chain.
- All I Want for Christmas is You became a song about a duck sending mixed messages to Santa Claus.
- "Love The Way You Lie" is about a drunken man named Louis Lanman, who blacked out on a plane and suddenly found himself standing on a sidewalk with a knife in his neck, not that he seems to mind very much. When a paramedic arrived to remove the knife, Louis thanked him, then decided he hated him and ran away... returning only to threaten the paramedic with a bat, loudly declare his name and state that he's "the real man", and presumably run away again. Meanwhile, an aspiring artist who Louis regularly supplies with mustard wakes up crying, but decides it's okay because she likes laziness.
Theatre
- The opening to Hamilton is about a five-year-old auto mechanic from Alaska who, among other things, lies about being the president of Belarus in order to log into New York's internet servers (which all crash when he dies) and search for white boots. In the end, he admits to making a million mistakes.
- You'll Be Back is now about King George having relationship problems with his wife while appreciating her... behind. Amusingly enough, the title still fits.
- On My Own is now a Break-Up Song.
- I Dreamed a Dream is now about a lesbian who does...well...something, anyway with her own and other people's dreams.
- The Phantom of the Opera now has something to do with a singing, demon-worshipping cult.
- Take Me or Leave me has become a song about a lesbian couple coming out of the closet and having children together.
- Defying Gravity now literally claims that Gravity Is Only a Theory.
- Popular is now about Glinda singing about how "boring" Elphaba is.
Miscellaneous Songs from Animated Films
- "All Star" is now about a woman who doesn't believe in the Revolution, wants the Japanese to pay a visa, and can't stop talking about Poland. Also, she's apparently American.
- "The Plagues" is now about Moses demanding that a Sith Lord release his people or there will be a spoon shortage, fire, pedestrians, fashion and fashion. Also, he thinks about incest with his sister and calls Pharaoh his father. And he wants subscribers.
- "Journey to the Past" is now about Anya travelling to join Napoleon's army for the love of a clan, but getting lost on the way, possibly because she's on drugs.
Miscellaneous Disney-Songs
- A Whole New World is still about Aladdin and Jasmine discovering a new world while on a flying carpet, but there's a dragon, they are looking at something shiny and large, Aladdin mentions some other people, note and Jasmine at one point seems to think the sky is hentai.
- "Friend Like Me" is now about Genie insulting Aladdin for not having friends because Genie's girlfriend likes him.
- Belle is still about Belle being bored and liking reading but her book is now about Prince Tweed and she wants to go sailing. The townsfolk are now speaking in Non Sequitur's and seem less rude.
- Something There seems to be about Belle possibly planning a murder and Beast musing about his past and future choices but is quite hard to follow.
- Hellfire now chronicles Frollo's lustful obsession over Madonna, who is actually a man, and may or may not be named Ben.
- The translation of Poor Unfortunate Souls turns Ursula into a homeless, Christian woman who Really Gets Around, thinks she's ugly and keeps shouting "The spirit of abysmal despair!".
- I'll Make A Man Out of You is now about a Straight Gay soldier in the Sino-Hungarian War who wants President Obama to give him a husband.
- God Help the Outcasts is now about Esmeralda having a Crisis of Faith while boasting herself.
- Just Around the River Bend is now about Pocahontas worrying about the environment.
- Some Day My Prince Will Come is now about a Gold Digger who wants to date the prince so she can have her crown and be constantly satisfied, possibly by eunuchs.
- "Mother Knows Best" is now about how much Mother Gothel likes money and how she is going to die.
- Try Everything is now about Gazelle having a mental breakdown while desperately trying to advertise a self-help book, before giving up and joining a biker club made up of simians.
- We don't talk about Bruno is now about the various things or persons that the Madrigals don't like, notably a hot barista named Emma and some giant mouse figure. Isabela has a girlfriend, so Mariano presumably isn't there to court her - the one time he's mentioned, he's stated to be leaving; either he just now found out about the Incompatible Orientation and figured staying would be awkward, or he didn't like hearing all the complaining throughout the song. Bruno himself is still partially featured in the song, if only because he doesn't call them.
Unsorted
- Mary Had a Little Lamb is now about Mary with a small amount of meat and she goes all over the place while the lambs migrate.
- The Muffin Man is now the Man Cakes, the Cupcakes Guy or the Doughnuts Guy. However, his address hasn't changed.
- The theme song of Steven Universe is about wanting jewelry which they already are.
- The first theme song of the Pokémon anime is now about Ash wanting to overtake all the Pokemon and produce merchandise with them but his teammates and guts kept being stolen by Team Rocket.
- "The Wellerman" is still basically about a ship's crew waiting for supplies, albeit some pretty strange ones, such as "space" and "my sister's booty". However, the ship is going to sink, and the captain wants to capture a whale, which was somehow birthed by a human woman, by hitting it with a slingshot. The captain has also become unsatisfied with his job, and would rather be on a train than a ship. Meanwhile, the crew are entertaining themselves by playing with children's toys, dueling each other with spoons, trying to lift the boat with their bare hands, and logging on and off of the internet. Finally, entire species of big cats are either disappearing or going extinct ("but the tigers are gone", "there's no such thing as a leopard") - there is an island named Cat though, so maybe that's where all the tigers and leopards went.
