Western Animation: Delgo

Even a little Interspecies Romance couldn't draw in the crowds.

"In the land of Jhamora, the humble Lockni lived in peace. Far away, lost in the clouds, the land of the winged Nohrin grew barren, depleted of essential resources. Concerned for his people, the Nohrin king sent scouts to find a new home. The Nohrin king vowed not to leave until the last of his people had safely resettled. He sent Sedessa, his ambitious younger sister to govern the Nohrin in the new land. Time passed and tensions rose as the Nohrin sought more land. Finally, the Lockni would give no more. Hatred, once stirred took on a life of its own."
Narrator of Delgo

A 2008 animated fantasy film, Delgo is the brainchild of Marc Adler, a technology wunderkind who managed to build his own Atlanta studio and scrape together a $40 million budget from well outside the Hollywood system. Until The Oogieloves came along, this film held the dubious honor of the worst wide-release opening in movie history: it was released in more than 2000 theaters and earned less than a million dollars in its first and only week.

The story is set in the land of Jhamora, where a group of lizard-people called the Lockni allow a group of displaced dragonfly-people called the Nohrin to settle on their lands. The Lockni immediately regret this decision when a power-hungry Nohrin named Sedessa (Anne Bancroft in her last performance) tries to enslave them. Sedessa is exiled but returns fifteen years later, bent on conquest and with an army of ogre-like monsters called Ando backing her up. It's up to Delgo, the telekinetic son of one of Sedessa's victims, and a cast of colorful side characters to stop her.

As an epic love-in-a-time-of-war story set on another world and driven by an auteur's singular, risky vision, it's sort of like a Bizarro-world Avatar. The filmmakers certainly thought so, and actually considered suing Fox and Cameron after seeing Avatar's first trailer. Not much seems to have come from that.

The movie contains examples of:

  • Aerith and Bob: You have names like "Delgo," "Filo," "Raius," and "Zahn," side-by-side with "Kyla" and "Marley."
  • All There in the Manual: The film's website gives names for the various creatures in the background. It's also the only place where the Ando (Sedessa's army) are referred to by name.
  • All Animals Are Dogs: Sedessa's weird bald gryphon-thing. Completely apropos of nothing, right in the middle of dramatically gloating before the defeated king, is a "comedy" scene where it urinates on the king in explicitly doglike fashion.
  • Always Chaotic Evil: Sedessa's army of orc and kobold-like Ando. Runs severely counter to the whole "racial harmony" theme.
  • The Big Damn Kiss: Right before the credits.
  • Blood Knight: Nohrin general Raius. His motivation for siding with Sedessa (outside of apparently being in love with her) is that the truce between the Lockni and the Nohrin prevents him and his soldiers from experiencing the thrill of battle.
  • Bloodless Carnage: All over the place. Most weapons are blunt, most hits scored are with "blasting" powers, and stabbings or impalings occur just off screen. You have to wonder why they gave characters sharp weapons at all.And when one character gets stabbed and pulls out the knife/arrow/whatever it was, it is pretty darn clean.
  • Bound and Gagged
  • Broken Aesop - The film's anti-war message really doesn't seem to stick once both warring sides make peace...and then join forces to fight Sedessa's army.
    • A twofer—the races, one of which has been constantly derided as a race of "savages"—join forces to take out a race of savages with no redeeming value. Jeez, doods.
  • Constructed World: It's clearly a labor of love.
  • Damsel in Distress: With a token effort to make her seem more actiony.
  • Disappeared Dad
  • Disney Villain Death: Sedessa, falling when the ledge cracks after Delgo saves her.
  • Empathy Doll Shot: Sedessa steps on a Lockni doll in the prologue, as the Nohrin begin attacking the Lockni villagers.
  • Expy: Delgo and Kyla share a few traits with Jen and Kira. Like Jen, Delgo was raised by mystics after his parents were killed, and at one point even plays a reed-like instrument. Like Kira, Kyla is capable of flight. Unsurprising, seeing that The Dark Crystal was one of the film's influences.
  • Fantastic Racism: Sedessa's motivation for starting the war in the first place. Later expands to include petty revenge.
  • Fantasy World Map: The film's website has one.
  • Forgot About His Powers: Okay, Delgo, here's the sitch: you're in melee with a reptile-ogre... thingy... he's got two feet and a few hundred pounds on you, he's got a warhammer that weighs as much as you, and by sheer stroke of luck you've managed to loop your pickax through his nose, pointing its payload of telekinetic phlebotinum right between his eyes. What do you do?
    • Answer: Jump away from the ogre like an idiot and wait until it's knocked loose, tele-retrieve it, then wave the light in his eyes until he cracks the crystal. Way to go!
  • Gas Chamber
  • Groin Attack: Delgo flies through the air, only to land crotch first on the neck of a dragon.
  • Hollywood Tactics: So, your species has higher tech than the other guys and you can fly. That's pretty good, right? Bad news: the other guys have powerful psychics and, presumably, because they're land-bound, are able to wear much sturdier armor than you. So, what do you do? Hover one foot above the ground in thick swarms and engage the foe at melee range, conspicuously ignoring the psions. At least the effects are more or less what you'd expect.
  • Honor Before Reason: At the end of the movie, Delgo recalls some pro-mercy words of his mentor and decides to save Sedessa from falling to her death. Surprise surprise, she tries to stab him, and ends up falling to her death anyway.
  • I Control My Minions Through...: Acceptance. Sedessa promises her troops a fair shake by invading the beautiful resource-rich continent.
  • Interspecies Romance: Delgo, a Lockni (lizard/dino-people) and Kyla, a Nohri (dragonfly/faerie-people).
  • Inverse Law of Sharpness and Accuracy: Very few pointy weapons make their mark. It gets really blatant when two thrown daggers hit crossguard first.
  • Inverse Law of Utility and Lethality: Semi-averted. The telekinesis stones are used in, for example, mining tools and for making elaborate artwork. They can also be admirable blasting weapons.
  • Mad Scientist: Complete with the Evil Laugh. He gets a little Dr. Robotnik-esque battle pod, too.
  • Meaningful Echo: "You're on your own, kid." Repeated, with a flashback, for the slower members of the audience.
  • Meaningful Name: The filmmakers were very much aware that Delgo shared the same name as a certain town in Sudan.
  • Missing Mom
  • The Mole
  • Mundane Made Awesome: The voting scene. Levitating rocks is just more visually-engaging than having council members say "aye" or "nay".
  • Multiple Demographic Appeal: A case study in why you shouldn't try to invoke this deliberately unless you're damn sure what you're doing (and even then, think twice). The plot and themes are a little too heavy for really little kids; on the other hand, Filo and the scene mentioned above under "All Animals Are Dogs" could only have been intended for really little kids.
  • A Nazi by Any Other Name: Sedessa.
  • Nice Hat: Filo, considering his scrappy status, at least has the decency to sport a nifty cap.
  • No Flow in CGI: The characters have pointy hair, or no hair at all, and mostly wear pants. Work began in 1999, and it was released in 2008, and this is the result.
  • Positive Discrimination: Played with. The climactic battle is sparked when King Zahn declares war on the Lokni, believing them to have his daughter. The Lokni, meanwhile, are clearly portrayed as fighting out of concern for their people. Played with, mind you, because an earlier scene shows Lokni villagers starting a small riot against Nohrin villagers.
  • Rebellious Princess: Well, marginally rebellious.
  • Save the Villain: Played straight, then negated soon after.
  • Scenery Porn: The biggest praise the film tends to get is the imaginative world and beautiful environments. A couple of the monsters and bits of fantasy tech are cool, too.
  • Smooch of Victory: The last scene, followed by an immediate cut to credits.
  • Throwing Your Sword Always Works: Embraced while averting The Blade Always Lands Pointy End In.
  • Time-Shifted Actor: Delgo
  • Viewers Are Morons: There are a large number of flashbacks to stuff the audience should remember pretty clearly from the first time around.
  • You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: Carried out with, of all things, a gas chamber.