A 2008 animated fantasy film, Delgo is the brainchild of Marc Adler, a technology wunderkind who managed to build his own Atlanta studio and scrape together a $40 million budget from well outside the Hollywood system. Until The Oogieloves came along, this film held the dubious honor of the worst wide-release opening in movie history: it was released in more than 2000 theaters and earned less than a million dollars in its first and only week.The story is set in the land of Jhamora, where a group of lizard-people called the Lockni allow a group of displaced dragonfly-people called the Nohrin to settle on their lands. The Lockni immediately regret this decision when a power-hungry Nohrin named Sedessa (Anne Bancroft in her last performance) tries to enslave them. Sedessa is exiled but returns fifteen years later, bent on conquest and with an army of ogres backing her up. It's up to Delgo, the telekinetic son of one of Sedessa's victims, and a cast of colorful side characters to stop her.As an epic love-in-a-time-of-war story set on another world and driven by an auteur's singular, risky vision, it's sort of like a Bizarro-world Avatar. The filmmakers certainly thought so, and actually considered suing Fox and Cameron after seeing Avatar's first trailer. Not much seems to have come from that.
The movie contains examples of:
Aerith and Bob: You have names like "Delgo," "Filo," "Raius," and "Zahn," side-by-side with "Kyla" and "Marley."
All There in the Manual: The film's website gives names for the various creatures in the background. It's also the only place where the Ando (Sedessa's army) are referred to by name.
All Animals Are Dogs: Sedessa's weird bald gryphon-thing. Completely apropos of nothing, right in the middle of dramatically gloating before the defeated king, is a "comedy" scene where it urinates on the king in explicitly doglike fashion.
Always Chaotic Evil: Sedessa's army of lizardmen and kobolds. Runs severely counter to the whole "racial harmony" theme.
Blood Knight: Nohrin general Raius. His motivation for siding with Sedessa (outside of apparently being in love with her) is that the truce between the Lockni and the Nohrin prevents him and his soldiers from experiencing the thrill of battle.
Bloodless Carnage: All over the place. Most weapons are blunt, most hits scored are with "blasting" powers, and stabbings or impalings occur ju-u-ust off-screen. You have to wonder why they gave characters sharp weapons at all. And when one character gets stabbed and pulls out the knife/arrow/whatever it was, it is pretty darn clean.
Empathy Doll Shot: Sedessa steps on a Lockni doll in the prologue, as the Nohrin begin attacking the Lockni villagers.
Expy: Delgo and Kyla share a few traits with Jen and Kira. Like Jen, Delgo was raised by mystics after his parents were killed, and at one point even plays a reed-like instrument. Like Kira, Kyla is capable of flight. Unsurprising, seeing that The Dark Crystal was one of the film's influences.
Fantastic Racism: Sedessa's motivation for starting the war in the first place. Later expands to include petty revenge.
Interspecies Romance: From the above-linked My Year of Flops entry: "Instead of rooting for these star-crossed lovers to overcome the odds and unite their people I found myself wondering if it was even ethical or right for a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady to knock boots."
Mundane Made Awesome: The voting scene. Levitating rocks is just more visually-engaging than having council members say "aye" or "nay".
Multiple Demographic Appeal: A case study in why you shouldn't try to invoke this deliberately unless you're damn sure what you're doing (and even then, think twice). The plot and themes are a little too heavy for really little kids; on the other hand, Filo and the scene mentioned above under "All Animals Are Dogs" could only have been intended for really little kids.
Nice Hat: Filo, considering his scrappy status, at least has the decency to sport a nifty cap.
No Flow in CGI: The characters have pointy hair, or no hair at all, and mostly wear pants. Work began in 1999, and it was released in 2008, and this is the result.
Plot-Induced Stupidity: Okay, Delgo, here's the sitch: you're in melee with a reptile-ogre... thingey... he's got two feet and a few hundred pounds on you, he's got a warhammer that weighs as much as you, and by sheer stroke of luck you've managed to loop your pickax through his nose, pointing its payload of telekinetic phlebotinum right between his eyes. What do you do?
Answer: Jump away from the ogre like an idiot and wait until it's knocked loose, tele-retrieve it, then wave the light in his eyes until he cracks the crystal. Way to go!
Positive Discrimination: Played with. The climactic battle is sparked when King Zahn declares war on the Lokni, believing them to have his daughter. The Lokni, meanwhile, are clearly portrayed as fighting out of concern for their people. Played with, mind you, because an earlier scene shows Lokni villagers starting a small riot against Nohrin villagers.