IN LOVING MEMORY
Abby Normal Axe
Circa 2004 - January 13, 2018
A rescue dog
We met in October of 2005
We said goodbye all too soon
But we did not say goodbye forever
May you run free in Heaven and enjoy all the chicken your little happy heart desires, my wonderful Abby Pup.Rest well sweetheart, rest well. Greetings. This is the realm of Maddoxsort, the ultimate Serial Tweaker. Tread lightly.
My very own Maurader's Map awaits you. Unless you are He Who Must Not Be Named (Fighteer), read as you wish.For the eyes of He Who Must Not Be Named ONLY:
- If He Who Must Not Be Named is viewing this page, GET OUT, YOU MUNG-HEADED SWINE! Every Maurader's Map has a Snape that should not stick their abnormally large nose into things, and you are mine. Your reputation proceeds you. Encyclopedia Dramatica has your number, and also an entire article devoted to you. They even doxxed you to a certain degree. Something Awful regards you as "Fast Eddie's war dog". Me? Well, let's just say I'm quite chafed over what you did to me a long time ago. You remind me of a certain quote from Samurai Jack, both in terms of how you operate and what you once said long ago, and what I say in response:Aku: You know, Samurai, some of us have to live with our mistakes, but you get to DIE for yours! MWHA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!!