Howdy, I'm Imojee and I use the word howdy in place of hello even though I have an American Neutral accent. Why? That's an excellent question.
I've been described before as a selfishly evil sociopathic bastard. I assure you, these claims are probably unfounded.
Me I'm a lover of comedy, horror, sci-fi, fantasy, romance, and well basically anything if it's done well. Oh, and puns, oh how I love puns.
And you know what? I didn't like Pulp Fiction. There I said it. Everyone proclaims its one of the greatest films ever. But I just don't like it.
Quick things to know about me, I am: A guy, in college, double majoring, and mostly carnivorous.
Since this seems to be the thing to do on this site, here are some tropes I think describe me (work in progress):
- Ambiguously Jewish: Enough so that I'm mistaken for Jewish by actual Jews.
- Badass Longhair: My hair is longer than yours, and I earned the badass title.
- Berserk Button: People who call me anorexic have a high chance of me eating their still beating heart.
- Crazy-Prepared
- Evil Eyebrows: Just a bit, but noticeable.
- Evil Laugh: Always scares/creeps the shit out of people. Sadly it was evil sounding enough that past friends and girlfriends have asked me to never laugh around them.
- Evil Sounds Deep: Without seeing me and hearing only my voice, guesses tend to place my age in the range of "40 to a billion". I can only assume that by that age I will be speaking in something akin to whale song.
- The Illegible: All my letters tend to look the same, my hand writing has been described as "Babylonian cuneiform" and teachers/professors have begged me to never ever write anything by hand ever again.
- The Insomniac: The only thing keeping me from never sleeping is an unfortunate biological need for sleep.
- Knife Nut: I carry Ol' Stabby with me anywhere its legal to, and have knives stashed everywhere around here.
- Friendless Background: Been changing slightly recently.
- First-Name Basis: Prefer calling people by first names.
- Looks Like Jesus: I've had people stop me as I'm walking to let me know that I look like Jesus. Growing the facial hair required to perpetuate this, just for the hell of it.
- Nice Hat: Never leave home without it now a days. (And no I don't suffer from Limited Wardrobe, I have several hats)
- No Sense of Personal Space
- Noodle People: Common reactions to seeing me are to offer me food.
- Real Men Eat Meat: Except I have to for my diet, plenty of it.
- Slasher Smile: There's a reason I don't show teeth much when I smile (an already rare occasion), this is that reason.
- So You Want to Live Forever: Why yes, I do.
- Stroke the Beard: Been known to do so.
- Übermensch: Me in a nutshell, also related to...
- The Unfettered: Which also applies to me.
- Seme - Maybe het version. Don't know you enough, but you said you were dominant on Fetishes forum so... -Darkclaw
- Yeah I'm the het version.
- Noble Demon - If you're so evil, why do you help people on Insecurities? :P -Milos Stefanovic
- It involves a plot twist.
