Currently seeking a position as
The Rival to someone with a
Messiah Complex.
Services offered include but are not necessarily limited to:
- Package 1: Aloof Ally
- The default package, I'll team up with you from time to time
- Sixth Ranger: Sometimes five isn't enough. When you really need backup, this option is available. Limit
3 with basic plan, unlimited with premium. Basic plan limit may be renewed for half price.
- Shoot the Dog: When you need an Anti-Hero, you get an Anti-Hero.
- Package 2: Ineffectual Loner
- If you don't really need another crew member but still want a helping hand, here's a cheap alternative.
- The Worf Effect: Performing just poorly enough to make you look better by comparison.
- Let's Get Dangerous: Don't think this package requires you to sacrifice the dramatic conflict or unpredictable aid offered by other plans. Limit
3 with basic plan, unlimited with premium. Basic plan limit may be renewed at full price.
- Package 3: The Only One Allowed to Defeat You
- Looking for a real Worthy Opponent for a rival? Look no further! I'll make it my personal goal to defeat you.
- Package 4: Friendly Enemy
- If you just want a fight to the death without all the negativity, this is the plan for you.
Entrance includes your choice of
Cherry Blossoms,
Dramatic Thunder, or
Out of the Inferno (you provide the inferno). May optionally be accompanied by
a threatening speech or
suitably dramatic music.
Those interested in a contract should contact me directly.
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