Currently seeking a position as The Rival
to someone with a Messiah Complex
Services offered include but are not necessarily limited to:
Entrance includes your choice of Cherry Blossoms
, Dramatic Thunder
, or Out of the Inferno
(you provide the inferno). May optionally be accompanied by a threatening speech
or suitably dramatic music.
Those interested in a contract should contact me directly.
All comments should be filed here for proper consideration.
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