Self Demonstrating: Spyro The Dragon Classic
"Looks like I got some things to do!"
Me, right before I started my quest to kick Gnasty's butt.
Hey, 'sup everyone? I'm Spyro the dragon, hero extraordinaire! Don't let my size fool you, I've saved the Dragon Realms and accomplished more things in my life than most of the old elders combined.
Not to say my life was always that awesome, though. From the time I was just a hatchling to the time I became a member of the frequent world savers club, I mostly herded sheep as a chore given to me by the elders. Yeah, to say it was rather boring would be quite the understatement. If it wasn't for my best friend Sparx, I would have gone out of my mind in boredom until that day.
What day is that? Simple, it was the day Gnasty Gnorc decided to try and get revenge against dragons. You see, old butt face was like jealous of our gems or... Something. I dunno, wasn't paying attention to that part. All I know was that pain in the tail tried to turn all of a dragon kind into statues, but what Mr. Nuts for brains didn't realize he missed one. Namely, me. Now, other dragons would have been scared, but not me. I jumped right into action and started to torching the behinds of Gnasty's minions before they knew what hit them, freeing dragon kind a long the way.
To make the story short though, eventually I found Gnasty and kicked his butt back to the dump he came from!
After that, the Dragon Realms were hit with a sudden wave of bad weather. Yeah, not exactly the best way to celebrate a victory. So, me and my buddy Sparx decided to take a well deserved vacation at Dragon Shores. Unfortunately, things don't always go as planned. As it turned out, in the far off Realm of Avalar a mole only known as 'The Professor
' was attempting to use a portal to summon a dragon to their worlds, just around the same time I was jumping through my portal to Dragon Shores.
Yeah, to say I wasn't really amused would be an understatement. As it turns out though, Avalar was currently under attack from some midget raptor thing called Ripto. As it also turned out, Ripto hated dragons, and the main reason he was trying to take over their realm was because there were none there. So, the group there decided it to be a good idea to summon a dragon to fight him. Yep, no flaws with that logic there.
In the end though, it was all good. I kicked Ripto's butt, finally got my trip to Dragon Shores, and met some of my closest friends on that journey.
Sometime later, on the year of the dragon, the dragon eggs that were 'routinely delivered by fairies' (Yeah, right
. I totally believed that one, Elders.
) were stolen by a rabbit wearing a robe. Having jumped down a rabbit hole (wait... This sounds oddly familiar now that I say it...
) that was too small for the other dragons to go through, I was once again charged with the task of saving dragon kind by going an adventure to the 'Forgotten Realms', where I soon met up with the true villain, 'The Sorceress'. A long the way, I met up with some pretty cool allies, and even that rabbit decided to pull a Heel-Face Turn
to help us.
And that was pretty much it. I went on some other adventures since, but I've already rambled on enough. I think it's time to get to that whole 'Trope' thing this site is named for.
Also, since my personality and that other
Spyro's personality is as different as night and day, apparently he gets his own page as well. If you really
want to visit that stick in the muds page, go here.
(Though I don't know why, since my page is much
Awesome Tropes that describe me:
- Badass Adorable: Apparently, some of my fangirls find me as this. I am not adorable! I'm fierce, and don't you forget it!
- Bad Butt: Sorry, but my contract forbids me from using the more "sensitive" words, as they call it. Not like it matters, as I still manage to be awesome regardless.
- Bag of Spilling: Averted, baby! Unlike that other Spyro, I'm actually smart enough to remember my abilities in between games.
- Berserk Button: Go a head, harm one of my friends. I dare ya'.
- Breath Weapon: Comes with being a dragon.
- Celibate Hero: Yes, I'm aware of plague of 'love'. Luckily, I'm immune to it. And no, I do not have a crush on Elora. We're just friends. Stop asking!
- Deadpan Snarker: No, I am not snarky in the slightest. What would make you ever think that?
- Elemental Powers: Comes with being a dragon. Might not be the same level as the other Spyro, but I still managed to kick some serious tail with it.
- Flight: Sadly, despite how cool I might be, I'm still not old enough yet to fly under my own power outside of speedways or without the use of a super fly power up.
- Kid Hero: As said, I've accomplished more things as a twelve year old than most dragons have in their entire life!
- Use Your Head: Besides being able to breath fire, I've been told I have a rather hard head. Really useful for taking down baddies!
- Would Hit a Girl: If you're evil enough or hurt my friends, I have no problem torching your butt regardless of gender!