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"A big sword and a skimpy leather skirt? Must be adventurin' time!"
— Kat, Sequential Art
"Her dress, it's just like my insurance plan: hardly covers anything."
— Nazareth
Kid Devil: He has a point. A belly shirt is hardly a uniform.
Brenda: Seriously? She wears— Who fights in a belly shirt?
Kid Devil: My point exactly! And those skirts are ridiculous combat gear.
Paco: Wait, those other girls are out there flying in skirts?! Personally, I approve.
"And before anyone cries out that these kind of outfits, "distract the enemy," allow me to point out the fact that any villain worth his money isn't going to give a rat's ass if they're in body armor, much less these outfits — they're going to be running like hell and shooting back at whoever's pursuing them because they don't want to get CAUGHT. They'll shoot at a superhero whether she's starkers or fully-covered because they know what'll happen if they don't."
— Linkara, Sultry Teenage Super Foxes review
Motoko: Why is it that women who fight in sci-fi and fantasy stories are always half-clothed? Sci-Fi Club President: W-well, you see Gettou-kun....Those stories don't happen in the same world we live in. In those worlds, the average temperatures are a lot higher. That's why they're always half-clothed (or naked). Motoko: Ah, so that's it. "And her special ability is somehow not dying while only wearing half the armour of the other guys."
— Unskippable, on Huxley
"It may not look it, but this is actually our battle uniform. It affords little protection, but it does provide mobility — and it's fashionable!"
— A female guard, Final Fantasy IV
"Lesson One: Don't mistake concealment for cover."
— Andrea Dalton, Code Geass Lelouch of Brittania
Durkon: Tha's na leather armor! Leather armor be stiff an' boiled ta deflect blows. Salesman: Of course, men's leather armor. Women's leather armor pretty much amounts to any attractive outfit has one or more leather items in it. I once sold a winsome young lass a leather headband that was more effective than plate. "It’s becoming really depressing that things actual strippers wear would be more functional that what comic book protagonists have on their bodies."
— Aaron Diaz, in a blog post "And you have to wear these dreary uniforms. I mean who could look good in this?"
—Guest Star Rachel Welsh explaining the downside of being a silver metal cat suited space commander to Mindy on Mork and Mindy
Kokonoe: "No advice for you until you explain yourself... or rather, your shelf..." Makoto: "You want me to explain furniture?" Kokonoe: "No, you twit! I'm talking about your ta-tas! Headlights! Sweater puppies! Your BOOBS!" *bounces around from A-Cup Angst* "Who goes out dressed like that?! How do you live, knowing you're one strong breeze or sudden cough away from a massive wardrobe malfunction?! Between Litchi's cleavage and your underboob action, we're looking like a damn H-game up in here!" — Makoto's Help Me!! Professor Kokonoe!! segment, BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend
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