Pearl: You... You're Mr. Nick, right? I know who you are. You're... You're Mystic Maya's... "special someone"...!
Lo: Wow, you're kind of obsessed with this whole Reef stealing lines thing.
Emma: What do you care what he does?
Fin: It's for the good of womankind.
Lo: Whatever, you totally looove him. You want to marry him and have like, a hundred of his surfer babies!
— Stoked, "Waves of Cheese"
"Is it just me, or is there something going on between those two? Will Green Lantern ever admit to his feelings? Will Hawkgirl ever stop sublimating her passions with that big honkin' mace?! Will True Love conquer all? Not on my show!" *BOOM*
Fauna was one of those rare people who not only have convictions but are quite willing to take responsibility for them. She knew that Doc and Suzy should be together. And since they were too confused, or thoughtless, or shy to bring about that happy state, Fauna was prepared to do it for them.
— Sweet Thursday
"Oh for Heaven's sake, just kiss, you morons!"
— Geraldine, The Vicar of Dibley
"When you two are done releasing sexual tension we have got a meeting to finish!"
— France, Axis Powers Hetalia
"Rain belongs to Domon! I'm not going to let you get in the way!"
— Hoy, Mobile Fighter G Gundam
Dawn: (seeing that Willow and Tara are back together) You — you two — oh my god! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Tara: Think that's my cue to put some clothes on...
Dawn: No! I'm totally not here! You guys do whatever you want. I'll watch TV. Really loud. In the basement. Where I can't hear anything! Oh my god! Oh my god! (runs offscreen, then comes back) I love you guys!
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Seeing Red"
Sheba: But, Jenna... Aren't you and Isaac an item? Couldn't you, you know, do something?
Jenna: (luminescent blush) A... An item? No! I mean... It's not like that! Not...really... Stupid Sheba...
— Golden Sun: The Lost Age
"The world needs Marshall and Lily together!"
— Barney, How I Met Your Mother
Sora: (watching Will and Elizabeth embrace) Good for them...
Goofy: Hey, Sora, how come your face is all red?
Sora: What? It is not red!
Donald: Aw, I know who you're thinking about.
"The word is that Garrus really likes you. I can never tell with turians. I think you should go for it. A lot of people want to see you two together!"
"Tali is so cute. You're all she talks about, in that sweet rainbows-and-butterflies kind of way. She loves you, Shepard. Be good to her."
"I've seen the way Jacob looks at you; like he's thinking of using his biotics to get you out of that uniform. I say...don't make him work that hard!"
"It's really weird to see Miranda smiling while she's working. And it's all because of you."
— Kasumi reacts to the different romance options, Mass Effect 2
"Scott and Ramona, my favorite boy/girl couple."
— Wallace Wells, Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness
Lister: What are you so bothered about? I thought you hated the idea of [me and Kochanski] getting it together.
Kryten: That was the old me, sir. I've grown and matured since then. The new me wants you to have children so I can iron those itty-bitty little socks!
Once or twice Harry considered asking for Hermione's help, but he did not think he could stand seeing the smug look on her face; he thought he caught it sometimes when Hermione spotted him staring at Ginny or laughing at her jokes.
Bones: And... I got into bed with Booth last night. (long pause) Why aren't you saying anything?
Angela: Because I don't want to yell "Hallelujah" so close to losing Vincent.
— Bones, "The Hole in the Heart"
Girl: So beautiful out there.
Guy: Yeah, it's just me, you and the moon.
The Moon: Hey! You two should kiss.
"They're the OTP in the fanfic I call my life."
— Daru (referring to Okabe and Kurisu), Steins;Gate
''Two thousand years. The boy who waited. Good on you, mate."
— The Doctor, watching Rory and Amy dance at their wedding reception, "The Big Bang"
In no particular order, we need to neutralize all the Daleks in this Asylum, rescue Oswin from the wreckage, escape from this planet, and fix Amy and Rory's marriage.
—The Doctor again, "Asylum of the Daleks"
Honestly, it's got to be you two. Cut to the song already, it's getting boring.
—Mels, Doctor Who, "Let's Kill Hitler"
I warrant thee, Claudio, the time shall not go dully by us I will in the interim undertake one of Hercules' labours; which is, to bring Signior Benedick and the Lady Beatrice into a mountain of affection the one with the other.
Every single one of you has some sort of stake in her love life; Trick would rather she be with another Fae, the Ash too, if for no other reason than to steer her towards choosing a side. You wish she were with Dyson. Going so far as to endanger your own life by threatening the Norn. I don't quite inspire that level of support from any of you, I never have and I never will... think about what it's like having all your lover's friends constantly undermining you. Think about how it makes you doubt yourself, question whether or not you're good for the person you care for so much. Think about it eats away at you, making you doubt that you deserve this person's love.
—Lauren deconstructing this trope in Where The Eyes Of The Old Gods Can't Hope To Find Us
“Raisa!” Inna called from outside the dugout. “We’re up! Let’s go!”
“Just a minute!” She scribbled a last few lines.
P.S. My wingman, Inna, will be very upset if I am killed. She’ll think it’s her fault, that she didn’t cover me. (It won’t be true because she’s a very good pilot and wingman.) I think you should make an effort to comfort her at the very first opportunity. She’s a redhead. You’ll like her. Really like her, I mean. I keep a picture of you in our dugout and she thinks you’re handsome. She’ll weep on your shoulder and it will be very romantic, trust me.
— Raisa Stepanova, a short story from the anthology Dangerous Women
"Oh for Heaven's sakes, Detective, just—kiss the man!"
—Captain Victoria "Iron" Gates to Kate Beckett and Richard Castle, Castle
Luigifan: Hey! I'm a love freak, okay? If I see a cute couple, I want to help them get together!
Garcia: Even when it involves the systematic destruction of the dignity of everyone involved?
Luigifan: Yes, even then. Love conquers all!
Garcia: *facepalm* Spare me...
— One of many, many conversations regarding Luigifan's tendency to play matchmaker in the roleplays of White Dark Life
I'm the shipper on deck, jerkface!
— Luigifan again, taunting a villain after having just stopped him from killing somebody by performing a Fastball Special in an attempt to facilitate a Rescue Romance during the "Esther Bio" roleplay of White Dark Life
"I wrote—" Trucy began, but Pearl squealed and clapped a mitten-covered hand over her mouth. Following Pearl's gesture, Trucy watched her father struggle with the luggage until Maya grabbed one of the suitcases. When he tried to take it back, Maya yanked his hat down over his eyes and laughed.
The girls sighed in unison.
Folding her hands under chin, Pearl whispered, "It's an elegant, adult love, blooming slowly for years!"
Trucy cracked her knuckles. "And I can't wait to hurry it up. Did you get everything?"
Natalie: You're going to Vermont for the weekend with Gordon.
Dana: Yes, I am.
Natalie: And you bought new lingerie.
Dana: Yes, I did.
Natalie: And you went out of your way to make sure Casey knew you bought new lingerie.
Dana: I did not!
Natalie: Right, that was me.
Natalie: Well, let's get this show on the road already, huh?
— Sports Night, "Intellectual Property"