Quotes / Overly Long Name

Phil Coulson: I'm Agent Phil Coulson, with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Pepper Potts: That's quite a mouthful.
Coulson: I know. We're working on it.

— Iron Man

Esteban: No one calls Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez a thief!
Zack: No one's got the time.

— The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

This one's obviously called the garlic spinach and sundried tomatoes mixed with macaroni and cheese until it all tastes delicious and then you eat it mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm it’s so good why didn’t I think of this a long time ago and will I ever be able to eat macaroni and cheese ever again without this awesome stuff inside it I doubt it except that it’s a lot of work so I’ll probably just think about it next time then won’t actually go to all the trouble unless I’m trying to impress someone but maybe I should start trying to impress myself for a change and see where that gets me in life I’m ordering Thai.

— Modified Mac and Cheese - You Suck at Cooking (episode 53)

Dot: "I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third. But you can call me Dot."^note "Call me "Dotty" and you die."

—Animaniacs

Albert Andreas Armadillo: Now, I could tell you that Rafaella Gabriella and Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla and Albert Andreas Armadillo found an aardvark, a kangaroo, and a rhinoceros, and now that aardvark and that kangaroo and that rhinoceros belong respectively to Rafaella Gabriella Sarsaparilla and Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla and Albert Andreas Armadillo. Whew! Because of pronouns, I can say it this way: WE found THEM and THEY found US and now THEY are OURS and WE'RE so happy! THANK YOU, PRONOUNS!!!

—Schoolhouse Rock!

Wakko (singing): Ist das nicht Otto von Schnitzelpusskrankengescheitmeyer?
Yakko and Dot (singing): Ja, das ist Otto von Schnitzelpusskrankengescheitmeyer!
Wakko (singing): Ist das nicht ein incredibly long name to have to try and say?
Yakko and Dot (singing): Ja, das ist ein incredibly long name to have to try and say!

—Animaniacs

"My name is Pablo Diego Jose Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Maria de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso! Back. To. You. Bob."

—Pablo Picasso, Epic Rap Battles of History

"I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobella Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andre Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third. Don't hesitate to call."

—Vash the Stampede. Trigun

"I...will always be by your side. So take care...Jugem-Jugem Shit-Throwing Machine Shin-chan's Day Before Yesterday Underwear Shinpachi's Life Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider One-Thirds Pure Feeling Two-Thirds Worried-Over-a-Hangnail Feeling Though Betrayal Knows My Name I Know The Unknown, The Cuttlefish Tastes Kind Of Different Than It Did Last Time Because It Was Caught Near The Pond And Served With Oil From A Hoofed Mammal, pepepepepepepepepepepepe Runny Diarrhea."

—Kyuubei, to her pet ape

"I am MA347612890 GT40785791 32RS2400Z 17924398 TZRS 2000 modular semiconductor type 452963752391 MQTO GLS-equipped self-computing 0037 293165734285 YGNKTI 0120 YMCA 4126 PPPKG lower-right KKP 53 Normad. That's me!"

—Galaxy Angel

"God damn! Who goes around with six names?!"

—The Nostalgia Critic on the male lead to The Legend of the Titanic

Ulla: My name is Ulla Inga tor Hansen Benson Yansen Tallen Hallen Svaden Swanson.
Max: What's your first name?
Ulla: That was my first name. Would you like to hear my last name?
Max: We don't have the time.

—The Producers

But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats. Why is it, that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplendenschlittercrasscrenbonfrieddiggerdingledangledongledunglebursteinvonknackerthrasherapplebangerhorowitzticolensic-granderknottyspelltinklegrandlichgrumblemeyerspelterwasserkurstlichhimbleeisenbahnwagengutenabendbitteeinnürnburgerbratwustleger-spurtenmitzweimacheluberhundsfutgumberabershönedankerkalbsfleischmittleraucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

— Monty Python's Flying Circus

Announcer: Seeker Cassandra Allegra Calogera Portia Filomena-
Cassandra: Get on with it!
Announcer: Pentaghast.

—Dragon Age: Inquisition

'He is in fact she,' said Lord Vetinari. He glanced down at his paperwork. 'Salacia Deloresista Amanita Trigestatra Zeldana Malifee...' he paused, turned over several pages, and said, 'I think we can skip some of these, but they end "von Humpeding".'

— Discworld: Thud!

'I, Tiberius Claudius Drusus Nero Germanicus... this, that and the other...'

— I, Claudius

"Girl! I just got off the phone with Ashawanabufontonquibalafondelarequandralaquishabanishatishabufontrellaniquandrea, and she told me how she saw Darrell fuckin' some other lady!"

— Keisha Fabo

Fung : My brother was kidnapped by Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow!
Po : Sung Jong Jai Kai Chow?
Fung : Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow
Po : Sung Jong Jai Kai Chow
Fung : Jong Sung...
Po : ...Jai Kai
Fung : ...Chow (Laughs). If I don't rescue him soon he's a goner!

—Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

Magnus: All I require is your full name.
Kitten: Are you sure about that?
Magnus: Why yes. Yes I am.
Kitten: I mean, reeeeeally sure?
Magnus: Yes. Tell me your full name.
Kitten: Well, all right then. Here goes:
(INTERMISSION)
Kitten: -Goldielocks-Sunshine-Graham-Corncob-Thomps-
Magnus: STOP! Stop! Stop. Stoooooop. I told you to tell me your name, not a bunch of... derogatory sobriquets.
Kitten: You told me to tell you my full name, and so I am. I presume you forgot the fact that us Custodians earn names as recognition for mighty deeds. Or perhaps you've just assumed I've lived the uneventful life of an armored housemaid. Nevertheless we're only halfway through, so if you want to be done today you should let me continue.

—If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device

"What's your name?" she asked.
"Kaaltediinjdahya lel Kahguyaht aj Dinso."
She stared at him, then sighed, and shook her head.
"Jdahya," he said.

—Lilith's Brood

Brian: There she is. The wealthiest heiress in all of Newport. The holy grail for guys like us.
Stewie: Who is she?
Brian: That's Margaret Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt von Trapp wykenhamp Hearst Montgomery Rothchild Johnson-&-Johnson Twillsworth Dolce Gabana Von Zweiger Second-Montgomery de la Roche Geico Vanderbilt Lannister van Beuren Butterworth Howimetyourmother Wrigley Louis-Dreyfus Ludwig Morgan Stanley Dumont Lamborghini Forbes Higbee Winthrop Chanel Remy Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy Motel-6 Fairchild Brook Pritzker Davenport von Stolenmontypython Ellisworth Astin Martin Haverbrook Ziff Launder Hilton DuPont Kinkaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlborough Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair Mellencamp Van Dyke Third-Montgomery Marriott Barrington Chadsworth Bigleaguechew Chesterfield Kensington Boothbishop Longbottom Nottingham Meisterburger Burgermeister Tudor Hapsburg Rockefeller Onassis.
Stewie: (gasp) My God! You mean the heir to the Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt von Trapp Wykenhamp Hearst Montgomery Rothchild Johnson-&-Johnson Twillsworth Dolce Gabana Von Zweiger Second-Montgomery de la Roche Geico Vanderbilt Lannister van Beuren Butterworth Howimetyourmother Wrigley Louis-Dreyfus Ludwig Morgan Stanley Dumont Lamborghini Forbes Higbee Winthrop Chanel Remy Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy Motel-6 Fairchild Brook Pritzker Davenport von Stolenmontypython Ellisworth Astin Martin Haverbrook Ziff Launder Hilton DuPont Kinkaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlborough Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair Mellencamp Van Dyke Third-Montgomery Marriott Barrington Chadsworth Bigleaguechew Chesterfield Kensington Boothbishop Longbottom Nottingham Meisterburger Burgermeister Tudor Hapsburg Rockefeller Onassis fortune?!
Brian: Exactly! She goes by "Pip".

—Family Guy, "Con Heiress"

Doctor: One more thing. Your name.
Romana: What about my name?
Doctor: It's too long. By the time I've called "look out..." What's your name again?
Romana: Romanadvoratrelundar.
Doctor: By the time I've called that out, you could be dead. I'll call you Romana.
Romana: I don't like Romana.
Doctor: It's either Romana or Fred.
Romana: Alright, call me Fred.
Doctor: Good. Come on Romana.

—Doctor Who, "The Ribos Operation"

Ga'ran: Ms. Fey?
Maya: Y-yes?
Ga'ran: Do you know my husband's name?
Maya: It was, umm..."Inga Karkhuul Khura'in"...right?
Ga'ran: That is correct, in part. But there's more. Much more. Inga Karkhuul Haw'kohd Dis'nahm Bi'ahni Lawga Ormo Pohmpus Da'nit Ar'edi Iz Khura'in III. That is his true name.
Apollo: Could it be any longer...?
Ga'ran: Due to its length, only a portion of it was ever made public.

—Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Spirit of Justice

"I'd rather drink poison. My name is already Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. Lord knows it's long enough without Nahasa-peeta-pata-whatever."

— Selma Bouvier, The Simpsons

Scott: Oh, hey! It's my friend, I Don't Know How I Didn't Realize I Had To Twist The Joystick In Pole Position I Was Just A Kid Leave Me Alone.
I Don't Know How I Didn't Realize I Had To Twist The Joystick In Pole Position I Was Just A Kid Leave Me Alone: I hate my parents.

—Scott The Woz, Plug and Play Games

Strong Bad: "I love u - fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf"
Strong Bad: Look, fhqwgadshg... can I just call you fhqwhgads? Look fhqwhgads, I'm sorry to say, but the feeling's not mutual. Mainly because of your long freakin' name. I mean in the time it took me to say your name, I coulda done all kinds of stuff. Like paint a picture... of a guy... with a big knife. Whoa, in fact, I'm gonna get started on that right now.

—Homestar Runner, Strong Bad Email #9, i love you

Zurg: Lower it.
Minion: Uh, Lower what?
Zurg: It. IT! (Face Palm) Oh, you know: The Crystallic Self-Perpetuating Breeder Construction Core.
Minion: Oh! Excellent idea my Evil Emperor!
Zurg: And can't you come up with a shorter name for it? Like: "Evil Take-Over Thingy"?
Minion: In test markets: 4-out-of-5 victims surveyed were more frightened by big words.
Zurg: Fine, fine. Let the Suits have their way. For now...

—Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

Starbreeze's full name is about half a page long and lovely to hear, the sense of a rising wind over a snowy hillside, carrying with it the hint of spring, with the first stars of night appearing in the sky above. When I first met her I tried to remember it, until I found that she changes it every time she's asked. Now I just call her Starbreeze like everyone else.

—Fated

After finding her son asleep and intoxicated in the barn, local matriarch Renée Isabeau began to bellow all of his 329 proper names - a feat that, since last checked, was still in progress.
"Louise-Oliver Félix Jean-Baptiste Pierre Philippe," she began. "Francois Claude Baudouin Christophe Clément Slain Armand Gilbert Arnaud Bertrand Émile Étienne Rodrigue Théodore Stéphane Frédéric Hubert Gernard Aristide Théophane Valentin Victor Jules Baptiste Octave Antoine Charles Henri Paul Maurice Ignace Guilliame McJagger Benoit Toussaint Lubin-Aubin Alphonse Césaire Hippolyte Ferdinand Abroise Kieth Richards Eudes Bastien Gustave Artus Jean-Jaques Nicolas Guilliame-Charles Maximilien-Lazare Firmin Noel Denys..."
Eventually, Isabeau added, "Just wait until your father, Félix Jean-Baptiste Pierre Phillipe ... hears about this."

— "Angry mother calls son by using all of his 329 middle and family names", Glorious and/or Free

Siggy: Allow me to introduce myself. I am Lord Siegfried Gunther Aern Damske von Callen. I seek your advice. There is a man I seek, a master swordsman who has insulted my honor. I long to fight him, but he has many years of experience...um, I lost you on the name, didn't I?
Dominic: Yeah, um...would you mind if I just called you "Siggy?"

— Dominic Deegan, May 30, 2002 page

"The name of my frog is Francis Felix Fenton Fabian Finley Farnsworth Falco Fallon Flannigan Fairfax Freddy McGrog Farley Fernando the frog. But I just call him Mr. Jumpers."

— Songdrops, "The Name of My Frog"

"Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-Pip Peri Pembo has fallen into the well!"

— Chang, Tikki Tikki Tembo

"Your name seems to cover all of Europe!"

— Duchess, The Aristocats

Munakata: What do you think of this one? "Giant Purple-Red Pajama Man of Destiny."
Horii: No way! The fight would be over before we could say "Here comes Gigantic Purple-Red Blah Blah Blah to the rescue!"

— Ultraman Tiga Gag Dub, "Monster in the Mine"

Lisa: In that case, I declare this the "Day of"... the "Day of My Life I Wish I Could Get Back Because I Spent My First Ever Outing With Someone Taking Them on an Annoying Errand."
Paimon: Don't you think that's a bit long?

— Genshin Impact

Isami: What's dangerous about him? His ^note  Ultraman Orb Dark Noir Black Schwarz name is way too long! You see, Noir is French, Black is English, and Schwarz is German. If translated, all of them mean black! That means, his name is literally Ultraman Orb Dark Black Black Black! He's just repeating the same words all over again! What's that? Is he an idiot?!

— Ultraman R/B

“WHAAAAAAT?” screamed Kaos, using twice as many letter A’s as before. “Have you forgotten what I’ll do if you defy me?”
“No, I haven’t,” said the Weather Wizard proudly. “But Cynder is right. Yes, the Amazing, Fantastic, Incredible, Surprising, Unfathomable All-Colored Rose may be beautiful; yes, the Amazing, Fantastic, Incredible, Surprising, Unfathomable All-Colored Rose may be the rarest flower in creation; yes, the Amazing, Fantastic, Incredible, Surprising, Unfathomable All-Colored Rose may be my most-prized possession—but these people are worth more than that. You can do what you want, but I won’t help you hurt anyone ever again.”
“I’ll do it!” Kaos threatened, placing the shear’s blades around the rose’s fragile stalk. “I’ll cut its pretty little head off faster than you can say, ‘No, please, spare the Amazing, Fantastic, Incredible, Surprising, Unfathomable All-Colored Rose . . .’”
“Which admittedly would take quite a long time,” added Glumshanks.

— Skylanders: The Mask Of Power, "Cynder Confronts the Weather Wizard"

Miguel: This here? This is all of us, all of our lives, woven together in a beautiful web of life and destiny.
Miles: The Spider-Verse...
Miguel: Spider-Verse...? Huh... That's... stupid. It's called the Aranchno-Humanoid-Polymultiverse. (Miles gives him a look) Which sounds... stupid too, I guess...

— Spider Man Across The Spiderverse

"So what can I do for ye, Father O'Malley O'Connell O'Carroll O'Reilly O'Brien O'Sullivan? Who is also Italian?"

— Alexander Anderson, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

Tidewater wrapped up the meeting. “Are there any other questions?”
I said, “I only have one. We go by ‘Golden Kids’, but that’s what everyone else calls us. What’s the official name of the group?”
Unicorn covered her face with her hands. Premiere groaned.
Tidewater said, “You’re not going to believe this, but our official title is ‘The Superior Court of Kings and Queens of the Golden Circle and Platinum Diadem and Silver Crown’. That’s why we all call ourselves the Golden Kids.”
“Okay, you’re right. I don’t believe you,” I replied.
He sighed, “I didn’t either. But you can look it up. Official clubs have to be registered with Whateley Admin.”
Premiere volunteered, “When I was a frosh, Coronet explained it to me. Of course, Coronet liked to make up a lot of stuff, so take this with a grain of salt the size of a salt mine. He told me that what he was told was that it started out as the Royal Kings of the Golden Circle, and so the group was known as the Golden Kings, which got labeled the Golden Kids by everyone else. But in the late 60’s, there was a kid here who actually had the codename Golden Circle, and so they changed the name to the Royal Kings of the Golden Circle and the Platinum Diadem. Then, in the 70’s, the feminists of the group insisted on a change, so it became the Royal Court of Kings and Queens of the Golden Circle and the Platinum Diadem. After that, in the 80’s there was a big ongoing economic fight about the gold standard vs. the silver standard, and so the ‘Silver Crown’ part got added on. Then in the 90’s, the Americans dominated the group and decided to replace the ‘Royal’ part. No one’s made the name any worse since then, but that’s why none of us call the group by its real name. ‘Golden Kids’ is enough. The real name is just plain embarrassing.”
“Okay. I’m sorry I asked,” I told him.

— Phase learning the full name of the club for uber-rich students, Whateley Universe, "Ayla and the Tests", part 7

Percy: I am Percival Frederickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo the Third -
Vox Machina: (in unison) But you can call him Percy.

— Critical Role, Campaign One

Truffles: Has anyone come close to scoring a point yet?

Mung Daal: Scoring?? There's no scoring! Apparently, you don't understand the point of Field Tournament Style Up and Down On the Ground-

Truffles: But the goal's right there!

Mung: Shhhhhh. It's bad luck to not say the whole name. Now let me start over. Field Tournament Style Up and Down On the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle Jangle Every Angle Bricka Bracka Flacka Stacka Two Ton Rerun Free for All Big Ball.

— Chowder, ^* Field Tournament Style Up and Down On the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle Jangle Every Angle Bricka Bracka Flacka Stacka Two Ton Rerun Free for AllBig Ball

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