"I don't know what car wash you worked before you came here that let you stroll in in twenty minutes late, but it wasn't owned by me, and I own a fuckin' car wash!"
—Larry, Kill Bill Vol. 2
"I guess I just don't know what to call you. I was thinking about "monster", but I didn't want to insult the cards."
— Yami, Yu-Gi-Oh! 4kids dub, Pegasus Island arc.
Otto: Don't call me stupid!
Wanda: Oh right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
"I would say that our Bureaucrats are no better than vipers—- but I shouldn't insult the vipers."
Sir Warwick Harrow: Whom do you represent?
Malcolm Reynolds: "Represent" isn't exactly the—
Harrow: Don't waste my time.
Mal: Fellow called Badger.
Harrow: I know him, and I think he's a psychotic lowlife.
Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community, but the deal is solid.
— "Shindig", Firefly
"Julia, on the other hand, is such a non-entity out here. Iím tempted to say she has a vanilla personality, but I feel like that would be doing a great disservice to the flavor vanilla. I mean, people actively seek out vanilla-flavored products. Children clamor to get a vanilla ice cream cone. Nobody is clamoring for anything Julia-flavored.Ē
Ian Chesterton: You're treating us like children
The Doctor: Am I? The children of my civilisation would be insulted.
Doctor Who, Season 1, Episode 1, An Unearthly Child
Wyatt Cenac: ...and if they're not as evil as I think they are, they are stupid. We're talkin' potatoes with mouths.
John Oliver: No—nope—not even potatoes, Wyatt; a potato can still power a digital clock. Rocks.
Wyatt Cenac: Ooh, that's a good point.
"To call it an anticlimax would be an insult not only to climaxes but to prefixes."
"To call this a victory is like calling a lobster attack a handjob— inaccurate and demeaning to everything involved. "
"I could have taken a shit on it, but even my own shit would be offended to lay on this loathsome piece of filth!"
"Well, I was hesitant to place it even on a 'worst Games' list, because it's not a game: it's congealed failure. I speak no hyperbole when I say that releasing every box with no disc inside would have been less of a mistake."
David: I canít wait for ďI guess you could say I got killed byÖ curiosity.Ē
Chris: That line is actually too good for this movie.
"This movie is so fucking awful, that comparing it to Uwe Boll is an insult to Uwe Boll!"
"Another [reviewer mentioned] this movie was 2001 for Retards. That may have been giving it too much credit. This is like Contact for retards. No, thatís giving it too much credit too because I really like Contact. This is like Fire Maidens from Outer Space for dummies."
"This was just Ö irredeemable. I really, really doubt Iíll see anything dumber on television this year, unless I start watching Jersey Shore. And even then it might not get dethroned."
"You know that South Park episode where they claim Family Guy is written by manatees? The manatees should be insulted!"
"Ok, letís be frankly honest. Todayís post isnít shooting fish in a barrel, itís shooting fish in a barrel with a fucking rocket launcher that is loaded with fish-seeking rockets and the entire barrel is loaded with land-mines and the fish are genetically engineered to jump towards weapon fire."
"Calling this "shit" is an insult to feces everywhere."
"How exactly are we demeaning anyone's sacrifice by drawing historical parallels to another, equivalent movement? Hmm? I am waiting on bated breath for your answer you sorry sack of lizard vomit. Oh, wait, that is demeaning to the lizard that projectile vomited all over me last week."