What are you telling us, we're trapped like rats? Russ Cargill:
No, rats can't be trapped this easily
. You're trapped like... (considers)
I don't know what car wash you worked before you came here that let you stroll in in twenty minutes late, but it wasn't owned by me, and I own
a fuckin' car wash!
I guess I just don't know what to call you. I was thinking about "monster", but I didn't want to insult the cards.
4kids dub, Pegasus Island arc.
Don't call me stupid! Wanda:
Oh right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
I would say that our Bureaucrats are no better than vipers— but I shouldn't insult the vipers.
I know him, and I think he's a psychotic lowlife. Mal:
And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.
Julia, on the other hand, is such a non-entity out here. Iím tempted to say she has a vanilla personality, but I feel like that would be doing a great disservice to the flavor vanilla. I mean, people actively seek out vanilla-flavored products. Children clamor to get a vanilla ice cream cone. Nobody is clamoring for anything Julia-flavored.
You're treating us like children! The Doctor:
Am I? The children of my
civilisation would be insulted.
If they're not as evil as I think
they are, they are STUPID. We're talkin' potatoes with mouths
. John Oliver:
Not even potatoes, Wyatt; a potato can still power a digital clock.
To call this a victory is like calling a lobster attack a handjob— inaccurate and demeaning to everything involved.
Tom Coughlin. Still. Christ. I would say the Giants need new blood, but that suggests old blood is currently running through Coughlin's circulatory system, which is not true. Coughlin's veins are stuffed with old hair tonic and axle grease.
, "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: New York Giants"
Well, I was hesitant to place it even on a 'worst Games' list, because it's not a game: it's congealed failure
. I speak no hyperbole when I say that releasing every box with no disc inside would have been less
of a mistake.
To call it an anticlimax
would be an insult not only to climaxes but to prefixes.
The only reason this film is not a sack of shit is that actual
sacks of shit protested that the comparison would be harmful to their image.
Another [reviewer mentioned] this movie was 2001
for Retards. That may have been giving it too much credit. This is like Contact
for retards. No, thatís giving it too much credit too because I really like Contact
. This is like Fire Maidens from Outer Space
: I canít wait for ďI guess you could say I got killed byÖ curiosity.
: That line is actually too good for this movie.
I would say this movie officially has porno logic, but pornography often does a much better job than this.
This movie is so fucking awful, that comparing it to Uwe Boll
is an insult to Uwe Boll
This was just Ö irredeemable. I really, really doubt Iíll see anything dumber on television this year, unless I start watching Jersey Shore
. And even then it might not get dethroned.
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian started shopping around their own reality shit
show a few months ago and somebody actually bought it and surprisingly that somebody wasnít Animal Planet
. No offense to the animals of Animal Planet.
I could have taken a shit on it, but even my own shit would be offended to lay on this
loathsome piece of filth!
You know that South Park
episode where they claim Family Guy
is written by manatees?'' The manatees should be insulted!
Ok, letís be frankly honest. Todayís post isnít shooting fish in a barrel, itís shooting fish in a barrel with a fucking rocket launcher that is loaded with fish-seeking rockets and the entire barrel is loaded with land-mines and the fish are genetically engineered to jump towards weapon fire.
Calling this "shit" is an insult to feces everywhere.
"How exactly are we demeaning anyone's sacrifice by drawing historical parallels to another, equivalent movement? Hmm? I am waiting on bated breath for your answer you sorry sack of lizard vomit. Oh, wait, that is demeaning to the lizard that projectile vomited all over me last week."
"This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels."