Quotes: I Resemble That Remark


Yukari: Take away their emotional maturity and then... I mean it's like they're exactly the same age.
Kazuma: That's right. They're five.
Ayano & Tiana: I am not! Shut up, don't interrupt me! Stop laughing!

Tagon: I resent that remark.
Pibald: It's "resemble", sir. Don't mix metaphors.

Erik: (frowning) You are contradicting me again.
Christine: No, I'm not.

<Pahalial> "ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin
<kionix> wtf? begets isn't a word. quit trying to make up words, fuckface.

<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
<Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for
<Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??"
<Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.
<Fenris> I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.


“Well no, but someone has to keep you alive while you go – without supervision the two of you are as likely to kill each other as you are to smite any demons, and Uriel can’t walk anywhere without hurting himself!”
“I can too!” Uriel protested, being sure to stand still so he didn't prove Raphael right.

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The other day, a total stranger accused me of being a hipster. I was so outraged, I almost crashed my Penny Farthing.

Lou gets mad, and calls Eddie a 'stupid fucking hothead'. Well, it turns out that the word 'hothead' is Eddie’s trigger phrase, because he goes on an almost entirely incoherent rant while walking towards the camera. I’d love to transcribe it for you, but the DVD has no subtitles, and it’s not closed captioned for the hearing impaired. However, I will try.

Eddie: [high pitched yelping] Hothead? I’m a hothead? [back to normal voice, yelling] A hothead, huh? I’ll show you a fucking hothead, man! I’ll show you who’s a hothead! [incoherent babbling followed by what I think is “asshole”, but probably isn’t since it was left alone in the edited for TV version. I’m fairly certain he also barks like a raspy Chihuahua. ]
The Agony Booth on Deadfall (1993)

Real talk: Taylor Swift is the thinnest-skinned celebrity alive. She does not take criticism well. She takes criticism worse than Eminem, Lindsay Lohan, and Kim Jong-Un combined. You could give her the mildest critique and she'll dedicate 10 pages in her Burn Book to you...You don't have to know that she's already responded to her critics several times, or that she can't take the slightest joke about herself; All you have to do is listen to the song. If you are so bothered by someone saying that you "stay out too late" that you have to write a song in response, you have officially failed to "Shake It Off".

Akin is of course most famous for losing his run for a Senate seat in 2012. During the campaign, Akin managed to elicit angry reactions from sane and decent people across the United States when he argued that there was no need for an exception to abortion laws to account for rape victims who had become pregnant, since “legitimate rape” cannot result in pregnancy... AFA spokesman Bryan Fischer, never one to let himself be outcrazied, later claimed that Akin`s “completely accurate” statements were living proof that the Republican Party is not “the stupid party”.
Encyclopedia of American Loons on Rep. Todd Akin (R-MI)