Quotes / I Resemble That Remark!

Fiction

Yukari: Take away their emotional maturity and then... I mean it's like they're exactly the same age.
Kazuma: That's right. They're five.
Ayano & Tiana: I am not! Shut up, don't interrupt me! Stop laughing!

Tagon: I resent that remark.
Pibald: It's "resemble", sir. Don't mix metaphors.

Asuka:"Wondergirl! Move faster!!! DO SOMETHING, DAMMIT!!!!!!!"
Misato:"Calm down, Asuka!"
Asuka:"I'M CALM!!! THAT'S OBVIOUS, ISN'T IT!!?"
The Child of Love, chapter 7

Lapis: Let's make Pumpkin the Garnet. You should be the Pearl.
Peridot: I'm nothing like Pearl! (tears up) She is so uptight and sensitive! HOW DARE YOU, I'M LEAVING!

<Pahalial> "ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin
<kionix> wtf? begets isn't a word. quit trying to make up words, fuckface.
Found on Bash.org

I AM NOT A BIGMOUTH!

“Well no, but someone has to keep you alive while you go – without supervision the two of you are as likely to kill each other as you are to smite any demons, and Uriel can’t walk anywhere without hurting himself!”
“I can too!” Uriel protested, being sure to stand still so he didn't prove Raphael right.

Washington: Stop it! I can't stand this. No more bickering. You have to be the most immature soldiers I've ever met!
Grif: Your face is immature.
Washington: Shut up.
Red vs. Blue: Reconstruction

Gaston: Ah, LeFou. How is it no woman has snatched you up?
LeFou: (wraps his arms around Gaston) I've been told I'm clingy, but I really don't get it.

John: I'm spending Friday night with a fat, worthless, cat!
Garfield: That fat part was uncalled for.

Vivi: "He's a member of the Long-Arm Tribe. There are only two possible reasons one of them would ever put this much effort into anything: for making money, or for causing trouble in some way, shape or form, and a lot of it, at that."
Scratchman Apoo: "Apapapapa! That statement is harsh, stereotypical, and downright racist, Your Highness! It also happens to be completely true, both in this instance and in general."

The King: [after throwing his crown out of the window] My son has been avoiding his responsibilities long enough. It's high time he married and settled down.
Grand Duke: [as he rises out of a pile of thrown furniture] Of course, your Majesty, but we must be patient...
The King: I AM PATIENT!!!! [throws an inkwell at the Duke]

Web Original

The other day, a total stranger accused me of being a hipster. I was so outraged, I almost crashed my Penny Farthing.

Lou gets mad, and calls Eddie a 'stupid fucking hothead'. Well, it turns out that the word 'hothead' is Eddie’s trigger phrase, because he goes on an almost entirely incoherent rant while walking towards the camera. I’d love to transcribe it for you, but the DVD has no subtitles, and it’s not closed captioned for the hearing impaired. However, I will try.

Eddie: [high pitched yelping] Hothead? I’m a hothead? [back to normal voice, yelling] A hothead, huh? I’ll show you a fucking hothead, man! I’ll show you who’s a hothead! [incoherent babbling followed by what I think is “asshole”, but probably isn’t since it was left alone in the edited for TV version. I’m fairly certain he also barks like a raspy Chihuahua. ]
The Agony Booth on Deadfall (1993)

Real talk: Taylor Swift is the thinnest-skinned celebrity alive. She does not take criticism well. She takes criticism worse than Eminem, Lindsay Lohan, and Kim Jong-Un combined. You could give her the mildest critique and she'll dedicate 10 pages in her Burn Book to you...You don't have to know that she's already responded to her critics several times, or that she can't take the slightest joke about herself; All you have to do is listen to the song. If you are so bothered by someone saying that you "stay out too late" that you have to write a song in response, you have officially failed to "Shake It Off".

Akin is of course most famous for losing his run for a Senate seat in 2012. During the campaign, Akin managed to elicit angry reactions from sane and decent people across the United States when he argued that there was no need for an exception to abortion laws to account for rape victims who had become pregnant, since “legitimate rape” cannot result in pregnancy... AFA spokesman Bryan Fischer, never one to let himself be outcrazied, later claimed that Akin`s “completely accurate” statements were living proof that the Republican Party is not “the stupid party”.
Encyclopedia of American Loons on Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO)

"Anita's Law is an internet law that exists because of the work of Anita Sarkeesian, who spends a lot of time talking about the way women are portrayed in popular media. It states: Online discussion of sexism or misogyny quickly results in disproportionate displays of sexism and misogyny....unsurprisingly, the responses to her were often incredibly over the top, including threats of violence."

"After many many months of trying to get her go get her go get her go get her back, it looks like Robin Thicke can finally call the 1-800-GOT-JUNK guys to come and pick up the hundreds of boxes of unsold Paula albums in his garage and take them to the dump where they belong, because his wife has officially gone from 'estranged' to 'fuck this, I’m out'...Paula simply walked into the Los Angeles County divorce court offices, threw down a copy of Paula, and said 'This. This is why. Write that as the reason.'

Well, he tried. Not everybody tries to win back their estranged wife by releasing a shitty thrown-together album of stalker-sounding love songs in a shameless attempt to profit off of your break-up and convince the public you’re not a douche-dipped pussy hound...I’m sure Robin is taking this divorce news pretty hard ('Oh yeah, so hard' – says Robin, as his penis cries into hooker pussy)"


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