Quotes: I Resemble That Remark

"The other day, a total stranger accused me of being a hipster. I was so outraged, I almost crashed my Penny Farthing."

"Lou gets mad, and calls Eddie a 'stupid fucking hothead'. Well, it turns out that the word 'hothead' is Eddies trigger phrase, because he goes on an almost entirely incoherent rant while walking towards the camera. Id love to transcribe it for you, but the DVD has no subtitles, and its not closed captioned for the hearing impaired. However, I will try."

Eddie: [high pitched yelping] Hothead? Im a hothead? [back to normal voice, yelling] A hothead, huh? Ill show you a fucking hothead, man! Ill show you whos a hothead! [incoherent babbling followed by what I think is asshole, but probably isnt since it was left alone in the edited for TV version. Im fairly certain he also barks like a raspy Chihuahua. ]
The Agony Booth on Deadfall (1993)

Pound: Let's see what you got... (passes a basketball to Michael Jordan) ...chump!
Michael Jordan: I don't play basketball anymore.
Bang: (exaggerating) I don't play basketball anymore!
(The Monstars chuckle)
Pound: Maybe, you're chicken. Bawk! Baaawk! Bawk-bawk-bawk-baaawwwk!
Nanase: I can't believe it they have so much in common.
Yukari: Yeah. Take away their emotional maturity and then... I mean it's like they're exactly the same age.
Kazuma: That's right. They're five.
Tagon: I resent that remark.
Pibald: It's "resemble", sir. Don't mix metaphors.

Erik: (frowning) You are contradicting me again.
Christine: No, I'm not.

<Pahalial> "ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin
<kionix> wtf? begets isn't a word. quit trying to make up words, fuckface.

<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
<Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for
<Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??"
<Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.
<Fenris> I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.


Well no, but someone has to keep you alive while you go without supervision the two of you are as likely to kill each other as you are to smite any demons, and Uriel cant walk anywhere without hurting himself!
I can too! Uriel protested, being sure to stand still so he didn't prove Raphael right.