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Quotes: Fridgelogic
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
Eminem, Stan

If it takes a millennium to boil you away,
That's .00083 percent in a day
And not that I'm now suggesting you try it
But you lose pounds faster on the Atkin's Diet
do get dissolved, that seems pretty plain
But it happens too slowly to cause any pain
What was sold as a torture unspeakably cruel
Becomes a long dip in a big heated pool

h4t JUST occurr3d to m3 r3c3ntly.

wuz op3n1ng th3 m34l v4ult to m4k3 4 fr34k1n

ghost sn4ck wh3n 1 wuz l1k3. SH1T!!!!
—Latula Pyrope, Homestuck act 6 intermission 3.

Gabe: How can you say the Wonder Twins was about incest? I mean, just because he turns into water, and then she turns into an elephant, and then... Then they... They... Oh My God. And the monkey! Where does the monkey fit in?
Tycho: The monkey watches.

[Zoidberg's underwater house has just burnt down]
Zoidberg: Nooooooo! My home! It burned down! How did this happen?
Hermes: That's a very good question.
Bender: [Retrieving a lit cigar from the ashes] So that's where my I left my cigar.
Richard Castle: Perfect place for a murder. No one can hear you scream.
Kate Beckett: No one can help you carry the body up the stairs either.
Richard Castle: Maybe somebody marched Donny at gunpoint down to the river and killed him there.
Kate Beckett: If he had a gun, why would he use a bottle [to kill the victim]?
Richard Castle: Don't ruin my story with your logic!
Castle, "The Last Call"

"Wait a second... if the pit is bottomless, how exactly are you going to fill it with water?"

"By the time you figure out what was wrong with that, it won't matter anymore!"

"I was standing in the lobby of this hotel just minding my own business and this guy came up to me and said, 'Sir, could you please move? You're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't going to run. If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit...Unless you're a table."
Mitch Hedburg

"I know I shouldn't, but I can't help but wonder how creatures without arms could make such a device. Or tie up my friends."
Antimony, Gunnerkrigg Court

Seppel: "Wait a minute! What was Professor Utonium doing making little girls in the first place?!"
Misteroo: "Ew."
Arfenhouse Teh Movie Too

"I see now that my plan didn't make much sense."
Noah, The Missing Lynx

"Wait a minute. How did they open the car door?"
Rimmernote , Red Dwarf

Melvin: It makes sense, if you think about it!
M: No, it doesn't.

"The longer we stand here, the more people are going to question how a fisherman with no engineering background was able to build a sophisticated talking fish robot."

"But he delivers it in such a homespun, likable way that you're already halfway home before you realize, 'Hey, that made no f@#$ing sense!'"
Jon Stewart, on one of Rick Perry's statementsnote 

"I still raised the point, 'But why didn't Norman go after Spider-Man if he was able to? Why would he just pick up and go off to Europe after suffering his worst defeat? Wouldn't he be totally out for Spider-Man's blood after that?' The response I got was, 'We'll figure that out later.'"
Editor/Writer Glenn Greenberg on The Clone Saga

"When the lights go on, Ben sees a horde of hundreds and hundreds of Spider-man clones, all in cute little matching Spider-man costumes. You know, where did the Jackal find time or resources to mass-produce the costume? For that matter, where are all these Spider-men using the bathroom? I hate to think the answer might be 'in the corners of the room.'"

"If you think about it, Spider-Man not only made a deal with the devil, he came out of it pretty damn good! He gets his aunt saved, his buddy comes back to life, his identity is secure, he still gets to have had a long-term relationship with a damn supermodel back then, and fool around with kinky sex-addicted catgirls now... basically all Satan gets is the thrill of blinking some bridal photos out of existence. ...Um, ouch?"

"Seeing the film the first time, I was swept away, and have remained swept ever since. Seeing this restored version, I tried to be more is remarkable that the Empire marksmen never hit anyone important."
Roger Ebert reviews the Special Edition of A New Hope.

"Obi-Wan seeks Yoda's help in finding Kamino 'cause it ain't in the records. He interrupts Yoda teachin' a class... it's like a crowded public school or somethin'. All the kids are wearing these stupid helmets and deflecting lasers shot at them by from a ball that Luke used in the original Star Wars... But, like, they could easily cut one another, right? I mean, why aren't you doing this in a really large gym where everyone can spread out? And aren't they a little young to be handling lightsabers? I mean, look how clumsy the kids are holding them, when Yoda's standing like two feet away!"

"Why would the Prometheus crew agree to go on a four-year mission when they're not even briefed on what the mission is until the mission starts? What if the mission involved a gang-bang?"

"Wait a second, if their mission is to proliferate their DNA through procreation, why is there a gay guy in the group?!"
Linkara on New Guardians

"It's charming until you realize how many hidden cameras this guy must have set up to get all this footage."
Bill Corbett RiffTrax: Batman & Robin

Matt: Raph is there to grab up his lost sai and wail on the dudes long enough to pick the now-unconscious April up and carry her down the subway tunnel to safety.
Chris: Iím a little unclear on why Raph decides to take her back to the lair, but I guess the surface of Manhattan is just too dangerous and full of Ninja Crime to be a good place to store an unconscious woman. Either way, it gives us the pretty great exchange where Leo asks 'Are you crazy?!' and Raph shoots back a super-sarcastic 'Yeah, Leo, Iím crazy, okay?!' He does not have time for these stupid questions.
Chris Sims and Matt Wilson on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

"What also confuses me is that we have Marty's great-great-grandparents, one of which looks identical to his mother, a Baines. They produced William McFly, who in turn produces Arthur. Arthur then has George, who marries Lorraine, who has three kids, one of which is Marty. Lorraine, of course, was a Baines. So in order for Marty's mother to resemble Marty's great-great-grandmother on his father's side means either William or Arthur - most likely William - had a child which then went on to marry a Baines, who in turn married back into McFly family. ...So, the Back to the Future universe had incest even before Lorraine tried it on with her unborn son. Confused? Me too. Let's look at the train crash. YEAH!"
MikeJ, Hang on a Second

"There's an awkward scene in The Daleks talking about the TARDIS food dispenser and how it makes energy bars that taste just like the real objects. And it made sense, except for being really stupid and pointless and tedious. But here, the ship, quite frankly, goes a bit mad, starting early in the episode with a long shot in which we can clearly see that the food dispenser has separate buttons for water and... milk. This is absolutely fantastic. Because of course alien species love bovine lactation. Of all the liquids in time and space, they pick water and bovine lactation. Which is clearly about making tea. I mean, that, right there, is the end of any claims that Doctor Who might somehow, if you think about it long enough, make sense. No. Doctor Who might somehow, if you think about it long enough, drive you very productively mad."
Phil Sandifer, "The Edge of Destruction"

Claire opines that people will ask questions about the crash, but Bennet informs her she's mistaken, and no one's going to know a thing. An ominous whistling accompanies this declaration, and when Claire, dread in her voice, asks what he did, he answers by looking to the sky, from which a missile appears and blows up the plane. I hate to argue with such a dramatic display, but if someone were going to ask questions about a mysterious plane's mysterious landing, I'm not sure an ensuing mysterious explosion would get them to go about their day like nothing happened. But I could be overestimating people's average intelligence and curiosity."

"The episode starts with Lex complaining to his campaign manager that Jonathan Kent is neck and neck with Lex... Lois says 'Look! We're about to put out about eighteen million dollars worth of advertisement! Isn't that great!'

Jonathan, dutifully ratcheting, replies, 'Yeah! Shore is, puddin'! But how's we all affordin' that there telly vision?'

Lois: 'These aren't the droids you're looking for!'

Jonathan: 'I will take you to Jabba now. I am a good worker, and will be rewarded.'"
Neal Bailey on Smallville ("Lockdown")

"It's a lot like the iron boots in modern 3D Zelda games: you have these 200kg boots in your inventory; you're swimming in water; you open the menu and choose to put the boots 'on'; you sink to the bottom of the water. Are the boots only heavy when they're on your feet? (Maybe they're magical.)"
Tim Rogers, on Ikaruga

"I think people heard about Kevin Costner drinking his own distilled pee in Waterworld and ran for the hills... nobody wants to see the guy from Field of Dreams drinking his wee-wee. I puzzle over it myself. If he has a machine that can distill urine into drinking water, why can't he just purify sea water? After much thinking, I finally decided that he prefers warm drinks."

"It gets rather childish at some points in the movie that I can pick apart these supposed 'geniuses' with my high school science education. Take for instance when the astrophysicist hits the hull of the ship with a hammer and goes 'HA! Here is basic physics ladies and gentlemen! If this ship were so super strong then why does my hammer chip the paint. This proves something!' Um, no. Strength is not something that is always attributed to rigid inflexibility. It all depends on what you need the material to do. Many materials are incredibly pliable yet strong at the same time. Kevlar (for example) is strong to ballistic forces but not to others. You canít just lump in hard=good and hand me this crap as basic physics."
Miles Antwiler on Sphere (1998)

"I can't believe it took me eight months to realize this, but the mom there can't be giving the engines all she's got! She's on the BRIDGE. She needs to be in ENGINEERING!"
YouTube Commenter Darthkoolguy on a Burger King Star Trek tie-in commercial

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