History Quotes / FridgeLogic

30th Jan '16 5:30:16 PM nombretomado
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->'''Gabe:''' How can you say the [[SuperFriends Wonder Twins]] was about [[BrotherSisterIncest incest]]? I mean, just because he [[MakingASplash turns]] into water, and then she [[VoluntaryShapeshifting turns into an elephant]], and then... Then they... They... Oh My God. And the monkey! Where does the monkey fit in?\\
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->'''Gabe:''' How can you say the [[SuperFriends [[{{WesternAnimation/Superfriends}} Wonder Twins]] was about [[BrotherSisterIncest incest]]? I mean, just because he [[MakingASplash turns]] into water, and then she [[VoluntaryShapeshifting turns into an elephant]], and then... Then they... They... Oh My God. And the monkey! Where does the monkey fit in?\\
18th Oct '15 11:18:33 AM nombretomado
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->'''Seppel''': "Wait a minute! What was [[PowerpuffGirls Professor Utonium]] doing making little girls in the first place?!"\\
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->'''Seppel''': "Wait a minute! What was [[PowerpuffGirls [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Professor Utonium]] doing making little girls in the first place?!"\\
12th Oct '15 9:11:56 PM DoctorNemesis
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''At the end of the movie, they're on a boat. It's a new dawn. Everyone's survived. Everyone in the cinema got up and walked out. I was the only idiot in the Curzon on Leicester Square with his arm up going "Eh,'' what happened to the fucking neutrinos''?!" A week ago, they had mutated and were heating up the planet; how did that change all of a sudden?''
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''At the end of the movie, they're on a boat. It's a new dawn. Everyone's survived. Everyone in the cinema got up and walked out. I was the only idiot in the Curzon on Leicester Square with his arm up going "Eh,'' what happened to the fucking neutrinos''?!" A week ago, they had mutated "mutated and were heating up the planet; planet"; how did that ''that'' change all of a sudden?''
12th Oct '15 9:11:24 PM DoctorNemesis
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->''There's one line in one scene at the start of the movie to explain the entire apocalypse. And it's not even repeated or alluded to. Just one line... It's India. It's a monsoon. A man arrives, clearly in a hurry. He's wearing a suit. He's got a small bag. He's rushed to be here. He's a scientist, he's meeting another scientist. He says "I came as soon as you called!" [...] This guy, a physicist, turns to the other physicist and without any shame or compunction goes: "The neutrinos have mutated'' and they're heating up the planet''!"''\\
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->''There's one line in one scene at the start of the movie to explain the entire apocalypse. And it's not even repeated or alluded to. Just one line... It's India. It's a monsoon. A man arrives, clearly in a hurry. He's wearing a suit. He's got a small bag. He's rushed to be here. He's a scientist, he's meeting another scientist. He says "I came as soon as you called!" [...] This guy, a physicist, turns to the other physicist and without any shame or compunction goes: "The neutrinos have mutated'' and they're heating up the planet''!"''\\
12th Oct '15 9:08:42 PM DoctorNemesis
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[[folder: Stand-Up Comedy]] ->''There's one line in one scene at the start of the movie to explain the entire apocalypse. And it's not even repeated or alluded to. Just one line... It's India. It's a monsoon. A man arrives, clearly in a hurry. He's wearing a suit. He's got a small bag. He's rushed to be here. He's a scientist, he's meeting another scientist. He says "I came as soon as you called!" [...] This guy, a physicist, turns to the other physicist and without any shame or compunction goes: "The neutrinos have mutated'' and they're heating up the planet''!"''\\ \\ ''[Insert [[ArtisticLicensePhysics lengthy rant about how scientifically impossible]] this is.]''\\ \\ ''At the end of the movie, they're on a boat. It's a new dawn. Everyone's survived. Everyone in the cinema got up and walked out. I was the only idiot in the Curzon on Leicester Square with his arm up going "Eh,'' what happened to the fucking neutrinos''?!" A week ago, they had mutated and were heating up the planet; how did that change all of a sudden?'' -->'''Creator/DaraOBriain''' is not fond of ''Film/TwoThousandTwelve'' [[/folder]]
6th Aug '15 1:51:37 PM johnnyfog
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->The all-concrete room you're in suddenly erupts into flames. (I don't know how either, but go with me) The fire doors slam shut locking you in with the flames.\\\ A: Notify someone in order to have the strangely designed doors opened.\\ B: Crack the glass and stick a hose through it with which you can put out the flames\\ C: Go to a linen closet, [[ChainsawGood find a chainsaw]] (!) and proceed to saw through the two inch thick steel fire doors, thereby freeing you.\\\ Well obviously the answer is C. Everybody knows that chainsaws are in abundance on a cruise ship, I mean, trees can come out of nowhere in the ocean. And everybody also knows they'll cut through two inch steel like paper. Duh! -->--'''Chris Parry''' on ''Film/Speed2CruiseControl''
22nd Jul '15 6:47:50 PM johnnyfog
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[[folder:Video games]] ->'''Mobster 1''': Take Vampire movies. Why are they always set in L.A. or Mexico? They can't even get a tan. If I was a bloodsucker, I'd move to the North Pole. Winter's one looong night.\\ '''Mobster 2''': Yeah, what would ya eat? suck blood from Pengiuns?\\ '''Mobster 1''': Nah. Eskimos, man, Eskimos. -->--''VideoGame/MaxPayne'' [[/folder]]
9th Jun '15 7:09:36 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Chris:''' The government wants to figure out how to [[CapeBusters turn Clark’s powers off and on]], which is fine. That makes sense and follows logically. But to accomplish this, they have “turned off neural pathways” so that he can’t access his powers, which.. What? Does Clark have to THINK about being invulnerable to make it happen?
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->'''Chris:''' The government wants to figure out how to [[CapeBusters turn Clark’s powers off and on]], which is fine. That makes sense and follows logically. But to accomplish this, they have “turned off neural pathways” so that he can’t access his powers, which.. What? Does Clark have to THINK about being invulnerable to make it happen?happen?\\
9th Jun '15 7:09:06 PM johnnyfog
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->It gets rather childish at some points in the movie that I can pick apart these supposed '[[InformedAbility geniuses]]' with my high school science education. Take for instance when the astrophysicist hits the hull of the ship with a hammer and goes 'HA! Here is basic physics ladies and gentlemen! If this ship were so super strong then why does my hammer chip the paint. This proves something!' Um, no. [[ArtisticLicensePhysics Strength is not something that is always attributed to rigid inflexibility.]] It all depends on what you need the material to do. Many materials are incredibly pliable yet strong at the same time. Kevlar (for example) is strong to ballistic forces but not to others. You can’t just lump in hard=good and hand me this crap as basic physics. -->--'''Miles Antwiler''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/03/08/sphere-1998-barry-levinson/ on]] ''{{Film/Sphere}}'' (1998)

'''Chris''': Nothing about this makes sense, but this makes a special kind of anti-sense...Catwoman and Sharon Stone then have this big karate fight, which makes sense because Catwoman used her cat powers to beat the living hell out of four gigantic armed robbers in the first half of the movie, but that’s okay because Sharon Stone has an invulnerable [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway face and neck]]. Twenty-eight writers.
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'''Chris''': Nothing about this makes sense, but this makes a special kind of anti-sense...Catwoman and Sharon Stone then have this big karate fight, which makes sense because Catwoman used her cat powers to beat the living hell out of four gigantic armed robbers in the first half of the movie, but that’s okay because Sharon Stone has an invulnerable [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway face and neck]]. Twenty-eight writers.

->There's an awkward scene in [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS1E2TheDaleks}} The Daleks]] talking about the TARDIS food dispenser and how it makes energy bars that taste just like the real objects. And it made sense, except for being really stupid and pointless and tedious. But here, the ship, quite frankly, goes a bit mad, starting early in the episode with a long shot in which we can clearly see that the food dispenser has separate buttons for water and... milk. This is absolutely fantastic. Because of course alien species love bovine lactation. Of all the liquids in time and space, they pick water and bovine lactation. Which is clearly about [[ASpotOfTea making tea]]. I mean, that, right there, is the end of any claims that ''Doctor Who'' might somehow, if you think about it long enough, make sense. No. ''Doctor Who'' might somehow, if you think about it long enough, drive you very productively mad.
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->There's an awkward scene in [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS1E2TheDaleks}} The Daleks]] talking about the TARDIS food dispenser and how it makes energy bars that taste just like the real objects. And it made sense, except for being really stupid and pointless and tedious. But here, the ship, quite frankly, goes a bit mad, starting early in the episode with a long shot in which we can clearly see that the food dispenser has separate buttons for water and... milk.[[ASpotOfTea milk]]. This is absolutely fantastic. Because of course alien species love bovine lactation. Of all the liquids in time and space, they pick water and bovine lactation. Which is clearly about [[ASpotOfTea making tea]]. I mean, that, right there, is the end of any claims that ''Doctor Who'' might somehow, if you think about it long enough, make sense. No. ''Doctor Who'' might somehow, if you think about it long enough, drive you very productively mad.

->Claire opines that people will ask questions about the crash, but Bennet informs her she's mistaken, and [[HeKnowsTooMuch no one's going to know a thing]]. An ominous whistling accompanies this declaration, and when Claire, dread in her voice, asks what he did, he answers by looking to the sky, from which a missile appears and blows up the plane. I hate to argue with such a dramatic display, but if someone were going to ask questions about a mysterious plane's mysterious landing, [[MurderIsTheBestSolution I'm not sure an ensuing mysterious explosion]] [[TheCoronerDothProtestTooMuch would get them to go about their day like nothing happene]]d. But I could be overestimating people's average intelligence and curiosity. -->--'''TelevisionWithoutPity''' on ''Series/{{Heroes}}'' ->'''Chris:''' The government wants to figure out how to turn Clark’s powers off and on, which is fine. That makes sense and follows logically. But to accomplish this, they have “turned off neural pathways” so that he can’t access his powers, which.. What? Does Clark have to THINK about being invulnerable to make it happen? ...Hell, even in the Zatanna episode where Clark didn’t even know he had super-powers, [[HowDoIShotWeb he still had them!]]\\
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->Claire opines that people will ask questions about the crash, but Bennet informs her she's mistaken, and [[HeKnowsTooMuch no one's going to know a thing]]. An ominous whistling accompanies this declaration, and when Claire, dread in her voice, asks what he did, he answers by looking to the sky, from which a missile appears and blows up the plane. I hate to argue with such a dramatic display, but if someone were going to ask questions about a mysterious plane's mysterious landing, [[MurderIsTheBestSolution I'm not sure an ensuing mysterious explosion]] [[TheCoronerDothProtestTooMuch would get them to go about their day like nothing happene]]d. But I could be overestimating people's average intelligence and curiosity. -->--'''TelevisionWithoutPity''' on ''Series/{{Heroes}}'' ->'''Chris:''' The government wants to figure out how to [[CapeBusters turn Clark’s powers off and on, on]], which is fine. That makes sense and follows logically. But to accomplish this, they have “turned off neural pathways” so that he can’t access his powers, which.. What? Does Clark have to THINK about being invulnerable to make it happen? ...Hell, even in the Zatanna episode where Clark didn’t even know he had super-powers, [[HowDoIShotWeb he still had them!]]\\happen?

->If you think about it, {{Spider-Man}} not only made a {{deal with the devil}}, he came out of it pretty damn good! He gets his aunt saved, his buddy comes back to life, his identity is secure, he still gets to have had a long-term relationship with a damn supermodel back then, and fool around with kinky sex-addicted catgirls now... basically all Satan gets is the thrill of blinking some bridal photos out of existence. ...Um, [[{{Unishment}} ouch?]] -->-- '''{{Moviebob}}''', "[[ComicBook/OneMoreDay The Devil and Mr. Parker]]"

->What also confuses me is that we have Marty's great-great-grandparents, one of which [[IdenticalGrandson looks identical to his mother]], a Baines. ''They'' produced William [=McFly=], who in turn produces Arthur. Arthur then has George, who marries Lorraine, who has three kids, one of which is Marty. Lorraine, of course, was a Baines. So in order for Marty's mother to resemble Marty's great-great-grandmother on his father's side means either William or Arthur -- most likely William -- had a child which then went on to marry a Baines, who in turn married back into [=McFly=] family.\\\ ...So, the ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' universe had incest even ''before'' Lorraine tried it on with her unborn son.\\\ Confused? Me too. [[StuffBlowingUp Let's look at the train crash]]. YEAH! -->-- '''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''', ''Hang on a Second'' ->Y'know, come to think of it, if the Jedi had just one ([[TheMainCharactersDoEverything or two, or three, or four, or five, or six, or seven]]) Jedis back to them with Naboo, they might've actually ''captured'' Darth Maul and figured out who he was workin' for. Can you imagine the look on his face when he opened the door and is like, "IMMA FUCKIN BADASS--" (sees Jedi army), and then he's like, "--Ohhh. ''Oh.'' How do you close these doors? Is it this button? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere OK there it goes.]]"\\\ Oh, God. What am I even talking about this movie still? Someone ''help'' me. Y'know, they make a magic potion that makes you forget about ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' when you drink it. It's called '''[[BrainBleach bleach]].'''
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->What also confuses me is that we have Marty's great-great-grandparents, one of which [[IdenticalGrandson looks identical to his mother]], a Baines. ''They'' produced William [=McFly=], who in turn produces Arthur. Arthur then has George, who marries Lorraine, who has three kids, one of which is Marty. Lorraine, of course, was a Baines. So in order for Marty's mother to resemble Marty's great-great-grandmother on his father's side means either William or Arthur -- most likely William -- had a child which then went on to marry a Baines, who in turn married back into [=McFly=] family.\\\ ...So, the ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' universe had incest even ''before'' Lorraine tried it on with her unborn son.\\\ Confused? Me too. [[StuffBlowingUp Let's look at the train crash]]. YEAH! -->-- '''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''', ''Hang on a Second'' ->Y'know, come to think of it, if the Jedi had just one ([[TheMainCharactersDoEverything or two, or three, or four, or five, or six, or seven]]) Jedis back to them with Naboo, they might've actually ''captured'' Darth Maul and figured out who he was workin' for. Can you imagine the look on his face when he opened the door and is like, "IMMA FUCKIN BADASS--" (sees Jedi army), and then he's like, "--Ohhh. ''Oh.'' How do you close these doors? Is it this button? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere OK there it goes.]]"\\\ Oh, God. What am I even talking about this movie still? Someone ''help'' me. Y'know, they make a magic potion that makes you forget about ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' when you drink it. It's called '''[[BrainBleach bleach]].''']]"

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->What also confuses me is that we have Marty's great-great-grandparents, one of which [[IdenticalGrandson looks identical [[folder:Real Life]] ->As Zack admits to his mother]], a Baines. ''They'' produced William [=McFly=], who in turn the scam, Major Slater produces Arthur. Arthur then has George, who marries Lorraine, who has three kids, one of which is Marty. Lorraine, of course, was a Baines. So in order (disarmed) hand grenade and [[ScareEmStraight pulls the pin]], causing Zack to dive for Marty's mother to resemble Marty's great-great-grandmother on his father's side means either William or Arthur -- most likely William -- had a child which then went on to marry a Baines, who in turn married back into [=McFly=] family.\\\ ...So, the ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' universe had incest even ''before'' Lorraine tried it on cover... but with her unborn son.\\\ Confused? Me too. [[StuffBlowingUp Let's look at the train crash]]. YEAH! -->-- '''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''', ''Hang on his life in immediate danger, why didn't he [[FourthWallObserver call a Second'' ->Y'know, come to Time-Out?]] No, Millard, stop it. Don't think of it, if the Jedi had just one ([[TheMainCharactersDoEverything or two, or three, or four, or five, or six, or seven]]) Jedis back to them with Naboo, they might've actually ''captured'' Darth Maul and figured out who he was workin' for. Can you imagine the look on his face when he opened the door and is like, "IMMA FUCKIN BADASS--" (sees Jedi army), and then he's like, "--Ohhh. ''Oh.'' How do you close these doors? Is it this button? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere OK there it goes.]]"\\\ Oh, God. What am I even talking about this movie still? Someone ''help'' me. Y'know, they make a magic potion that makes you forget about ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' when you drink it. It's called '''[[BrainBleach bleach]].'''it, or you'll drive yourself crazy. -->--'''Stuart Millard''' on ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' ("Aloha Slater"), ''So Excited, So Scared'' [[/folder]]
6th Jun '15 12:18:51 PM erforce
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...So, the ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' universe had incest even ''before'' Lorraine tried it on with her unborn son.\\\
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...So, the ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' universe had incest even ''before'' Lorraine tried it on with her unborn son.\\\
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