Quotes: Extreme Omnivore

     Schlock Mercenary 

Tagon: Headcount! There were three goons! Three! Where's the third one?
Schlock: Yum?
Narrator: Food that talks is not food, but the goon never said anything, so it's okay, right?

Schlock: PX guy wanted proof I needed all that food. Went on a binge then an' there.
Legs: That's never made you sick before. How much did you eat?
Schlock: Four bottles.
Legs: That's not very—
Schlock: ...of concentrated solvent.
Legs: Perhaps you need to be a little more discriminating when you binge.

Schlock: I'm an amorph. Dinner isn't coming back up unless it can fight its way back up. Smutto is just corn and soy, it'll stay down.
Ebbirnoth: It's not just corn and soy. It's also a bacteria colony fighting off a fungal infection. Smutto is a little of germ warfare disguised as a side dish.
Schlock: Okay, sure. But the last time I had to spit something out it was an infection of nanobots. The Smutto I dropped down the hole is way out of its league.
Ebbirnoth: You can eat anything, then?
Schlock: Amorphs are weird that way.

Kathryn: You eat your enemies as a fallback option?
Schlock: No. I eat my enemies when they are delicious.

Bunny: Sergeant, did you just drink medicine out of a bottle you found on the ground?
Schlock: Yes.
Bunny: I... I...
Bunny: Okay, I guess I can't see how that could possibly be more dangerous than swallowing two armed men whole. As you were.
Schlock: And you humans call yourselves omnivores.

Ebbirnoth: We need a word that means "omnivorous like a forest fire."
Schlock: When you find that word, I will eat it.

Murtaugh: From the mouth of the mundivore.
Schlock: Mundi-vore?
Murtaugh: Latin for "world-eater."

Schlock: [on eating million year-old cyborg brains] Does the fizzy taste go away?
Far-Wanders: Did Murtaugh tell you that "mundivore" might also be translated to "devourer of the universe?"

"Would it kill them to serve gemstones?"

"I watched Marco eat some of the popcorn. I did as he did... The texture was rough and strange. And the flavor! It reminded me of a food called pizza. But there was just a hint of cigarette butts, which I also enjoy. Although Prince Jake had told me never to eat cigarette butts again. They are bad for you."
Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill, Animorphs #8

"Ike says he found your luggage in the lobby. And he would like to apologize for eating your pants."
Professor Quadrangle, Quantum Conundrum

"You're right, it does look delicious."
The Cannibal, Sword of the Stars II: Lords of Winter, when targeting an enemy, be it spacecraft or planet

"Yeah, that's real fine expensive gear you brought out here, Mr. Hooper. 'Course I don't know what that bastard shark's gonna do with it. Might eat it, I suppose. Seen one eat a rockin' chair one time."
Quint, Jaws

Manny: What are you eating?
Bernard: It's some kind of delicious biscuit.
Manny: Bernard, it's a coaster.
Bernard: Is it? Are there any more?
Black Books, "The Grapes of Wrath"

"Look, I am capable of fixing your keyboard or eating it. Guess which I'm closer to doing?"
Ike the half-manticore, Skin Deep, beginning to get irritated

Inedible. Tastes like chicken.
Louie on the Mamuta, Pikmin 2