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'''Pa'anuri 1:''' ''[[TooDumbToLive Why are you answering its questions?]]''\\
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'''Pa'anuri 1:''' ''[[TooDumbToLive Why are you answering its questions?]]''\\WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING ITS QUESTIONS?]]''\\
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--> ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-04-30 April 30, 2020]]
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->Carbosilicate amorphs are like organic chemistry labs where the rigorous science has been swapped out for a voracious appetite. Sure, all organic life-forms can ''do'' chemistry. Amorphs, however, do it ''on purpose.'' And very few of them do it as well as Sergeant Schlock.\\
Sadly, Schlock's skills with the organic chemistry of "ordinary" baryonic matter do not apply within the dark realm of ''non''-baryonic molecules. But the Sergeant has just learned that non-baryonic chemistry ''exists...''\\
He has an appetite for learning. A voracious appetite...
-->-- Schlock develops a taste for dark matter, ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-04-30 April 30, 2020]]
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->'''Schlock:''' Hey, quick question. What do you guys eat?\\
'''Pa'anuri 1:''' Eat?\\
'''Schlock:''' Eating is a baryonic thing.\\
'''Pa'anuri 2:''' We fuel ourselves via transduction of gravitational differentials, and we store that energy in coils and lattices of complex umbral "molecules."\\
'''Pa'anuri 1:''' ''[[TooDumbToLive Why are you answering its questions?]]''\\
'''Schlock:''' So, theoretically, I could get energy by eating YOU?\\
'''[[OhCrap Pa'anuri 2]]:''' [[DidntThinkThisThrough Because answering questions seemed harmless?]]
--> ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-04-30 April 30, 2020]]
'''Pa'anuri 1:''' Eat?\\
'''Schlock:''' Eating is a baryonic thing.\\
'''Pa'anuri 2:''' We fuel ourselves via transduction of gravitational differentials, and we store that energy in coils and lattices of complex umbral "molecules."\\
'''Pa'anuri 1:''' ''[[TooDumbToLive Why are you answering its questions?]]''\\
'''Schlock:''' So, theoretically, I could get energy by eating YOU?\\
'''[[OhCrap Pa'anuri 2]]:''' [[DidntThinkThisThrough Because answering questions seemed harmless?]]
--> ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-04-30 April 30, 2020]]
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->After spending years (and thousands of dollars) shoveling down [[{{Expy}} O'Tolley]]'s burgers and fries, the [[BurgerFool burgerman]] gains [[AcquiredPoisonImmunity immunity to the ingested poisons]]. Later, as his digestive tract grows in strength and power, he is able to eat anything -- the wrappers, the napkins, the bags, the straws, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick coworkers]]... many burgermen with this ability start out in O'Tolley's kitchens, eating the food leftover at the end of the day. After years of [[MasochistsMeal wrecking their insides]], they develop [[ImAHumanitarian strange cravings and desires]]: while O'Tolleys rarely [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies serves human to humans]], there are the occasional perks handed out to lifetime employees and special customers...
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->After spending years (and thousands of dollars) shoveling down [[{{Expy}} O'Tolley]]'s burgers and fries, the [[BurgerFool burgerman]] {{burger|Fool}}man gains [[AcquiredPoisonImmunity immunity to the ingested poisons]]. Later, as his digestive tract grows in strength and power, he is able to eat anything -- the wrappers, the napkins, the bags, the straws, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick coworkers]]... many burgermen with this ability start out in O'Tolley's kitchens, eating the food leftover at the end of the day. After years of [[MasochistsMeal wrecking their insides]], they develop [[ImAHumanitarian strange cravings and desires]]: while O'Tolleys O'Tolley's rarely [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies serves human to humans]], there are the occasional perks handed out to lifetime employees and special customers...customers.
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->'''Gordon Freeman''': ''[Having found a military radio]'' Who can do the best soldier voice? Have you- you've heard what they sound like, they're g- ''[Notices the radio is suddenly missing, and [[CloudCuckoolander Dr. Coomer]] is standing right by where it was.]'' What'd you do?\\
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->'''Gordon Freeman''': ''[Having found a military radio]'' Who can do the best soldier voice? Have you- you've heard what they sound like, they're g- ''[Notices the radio is suddenly missing, and [[CloudCuckoolander Dr. Coomer]] is standing right by where it was.]'' was]'' What'd you do?\\
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->'''Gordon Freeman''': (Having found a military radio) Who can do the best soldier voice? Have you- you've heard what they sound like, they're g- (Notices the radio is suddenly missing, and [[CloudCuckoolander Dr. Coomer]] is standing right by where it was.) What'd you do?\\
'''Dr. Coomer''': Gordon. I'm full.\\
'''Dr. Coomer''': Gordon. I'm full.\\
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->'''Gordon Freeman''': (Having ''[Having found a military radio) radio]'' Who can do the best soldier voice? Have you- you've heard what they sound like, they're g- (Notices ''[Notices the radio is suddenly missing, and [[CloudCuckoolander Dr. Coomer]] is standing right by where it was.) ]'' What'd you do?\\
'''Dr. Coomer''':Gordon. Gordon, I'm full.\\
'''Dr. Coomer''':
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->'''Gordon Freeman''': (Having found a military radio) Who can do the best soldier voice? Have You- you've heard what they sound like, they're g- (Notices the radio is suddenly missing, and [[CloudCuckoolander Dr. Coomer]] is standing right by where it was.) What'd you do?\\
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->'''Gordon Freeman''': (Having found a military radio) Who can do the best soldier voice? Have You- you- you've heard what they sound like, they're g- (Notices the radio is suddenly missing, and [[CloudCuckoolander Dr. Coomer]] is standing right by where it was.) What'd you do?\\
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->'''Gordon Freeman''': (Having found a military radio) Who can do the best soldier voice? Have You- you've heard what they sound like, they're g- (Notices the radio is suddenly missing, and [[CloudCuckoolander Dr. Coomer]] is standing right by where it was.) What'd you do?\\
'''Dr. Coomer''': Gordon. I'm full.\\
'''Gordon''': (Beat) H- ...he- ...he ate it...
-->-- ''WebVideo/HalfLifeButTheAIIsSelfAware''
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'''Far-Wanders:''' Did Murtaugh tell you that "mundivore" might also be translated to ''"devourer of the universe?"''
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'''Schlock:''' ''The word you wand is '''"[[CallBack mundivore]]".''''' It means world-eater. Or maybe universe-eater. I won't know which until I'm done eating.
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'''Schlock:''' ''The word you wand want is '''"[[CallBack mundivore]]".''''' It means world-eater. Or maybe universe-eater. I won't know which until I'm done eating.
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->''That little Hylian from before is named Link. He's got a respectable appetite. Loves to eat meat, fruit, vegetables... [[BreadMilkEggsSquick all sorts of things a decent person wouldn't dream of eating]]. Link will cook up and eat just about anything. I offered him some [[EatDirtCheap Grade A rock roast]] to help refine his palette. I asked him how it tasted. He liked it so much he was speechless. I knew Hylians could eat rocks too!''
-->-- '''Daruk's Training Journal''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild''
