History Quotes / ExtremeOmnivore

16th Dec '17 10:04:47 PM AnotherEpicFail
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->After spending years (and thousands of dollars) shoveling down [[{{Expy}} O'Tolley]]'s burgers and fries, the [[BurgerFool burgerman]] gains [[AcquiredPoisonImmunity immunity to the ingested poisons]]. Later, as his digestive tract grows in strength and power, he is able to eat anything - the wrappers, the napkins, the bags, the straws, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick coworkers]]... Many burgermen with this ability start out in O'Tolley's kitchens, eating the food leftover at the end of the day. After years of [[MasochistsMeal wrecking their insides]], they develop [[ImAHumanitarian strange cravings and desires]]: while O'Tolleys rarely [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies serves human to humans]], there are the occasional perks handed out to lifetime employees and special customers...
-->--''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse - Book of the City''
7th Nov '17 9:39:31 PM MattII
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'''Ebbirnoth''': It's not ''just'' corn and soy. It's also a bacteria colony fighting off a fungal infection. Smutto is a little of ''germ warfare'' disguised as a side dish.\\

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'''Ebbirnoth''': It's not ''just'' corn and soy. It's also a bacteria colony fighting off a fungal infection. Smutto is a little pile of ''germ warfare'' disguised as a side dish.\\
9th Oct '17 2:04:16 PM dalek955
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->'''Florence:''' Sam, a cockroach just took a bite of your food and died!\\
'''Sam:''' HA! SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, BABY!
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''
17th Jul '17 6:12:21 PM SeizureFerret
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-> ''"Hey Steven! Is there any more engine oil? I need it for the sandwich."''
-->--'''Amethyst''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''
11th Jun '17 12:02:02 AM AnotherEpicFail
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->During the whelp's upbringing, it will be initiated into the secrets of the [[GodOfEvil Great Maw]] and taught to gulp down and digest the most foul and poisonous substances, from ragged hunks of rotten meat, to ground-up bedrock and the slimy, toxic intestines of stone trolls. An adult [[WitchDoctor Butcher]] takes pride in the fact he can consume substances that can ravage the digestive systems of [[OurOgresAreHungrier even his fellow Ogres]]. [...] This gastronomic fortitude is a great source of respect from the rest of the tribe, who believe that to cross a Butcher is to cross the Great Maw itself, and therefore doom themselves to premature reincarnation [[MonstrousCannibalism as a hot and nourishing stew]].
-->''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}''
7th Jun '17 6:25:41 AM Monolaf317
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->'''[[TooDumbToLive Katelynn]]''': Trick or treat!
->'''[[CoolBigSis Mackenzie]]''': Katelynn, it's ''Christmas'', not Halloween.
->'''Katelynn''': Ooh, but look at all the ''candy''!
->'''Mackenzie''': Do ''not'' eat the decorations. Those candy canes aren't edible. Remember last Christmas when you had to get your stomach pumped?
->'''Katelynn''': ''No'', I ''don't'' remember. I was ''sedated''!
->'''Mackenzie''': It was like a fucking piñata in there!

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->'''[[TooDumbToLive Katelynn]]''': Katelynn]]:''' Trick or treat!
->'''[[CoolBigSis Mackenzie]]''': Mackenzie]]:''' Katelynn, it's ''Christmas'', not Halloween.
->'''Katelynn''': ->'''Katelynn:''' Ooh, but look at all the ''candy''!
->'''Mackenzie''': ->'''Mackenzie:''' Do ''not'' eat the decorations. Those candy canes aren't edible. Remember last Christmas when you had to get your stomach pumped?
->'''Katelynn''': ->'''Katelynn:''' ''No'', I ''don't'' remember. I was ''sedated''!
->'''Mackenzie''': ->'''Mackenzie:''' It was like a fucking piñata in there!
1st May '17 2:03:30 PM Discar
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->'''Ebbirnoth:''' Whoa, it's ''definitely'' not safe to eat. Forget metal toxicity, I've found what's laying down the metals. Some of the tissues host free-ranging cells that are more like industrial nanobots. These "metalocytes" would tear us up inside.\\
'''Schlock:''' ''That's'' the fizzy taste. They're trying to electroplate me from the inside!\\
'''Murtaugh:''' Aren't you listening? Why are you still eating that?\\
'''Schlock:''' Food that fights back builds character. Also, I like the fizz.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-11-25 November 25, 2013]]
6th Feb '17 12:23:49 AM Totema
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->''Eat your shoes\\

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->''Eat ->''[[EatingShoes Eat your shoes\\shoes]]\\
5th Feb '17 11:49:56 PM Totema
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->''Eat your shoes\\
Don't forget the strings\\
And socks\\
Even eat the box\\
You bought 'em in\\
You can eat the truck\\
That brought 'em in\\
Garbage truck\\
Mmmmm... moldy garbage truck\\
Eat the truck and driver,\\
And his gloves\\
Nutriciousness!\\
Deliciousness!\\
Worthlessness!''
-->--"Mr. Green Genes", by '''Music/FrankZappa''' and the Mothers of Invention
22nd Sep '16 9:45:40 AM Monolaf317
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