History Quotes / ExtremeOmnivore

6th Feb '17 12:23:49 AM Totema
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->''Eat your shoes\\

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->''Eat ->''[[EatingShoes Eat your shoes\\shoes]]\\
5th Feb '17 11:49:56 PM Totema
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->''Eat your shoes\\
Don't forget the strings\\
And socks\\
Even eat the box\\
You bought 'em in\\
You can eat the truck\\
That brought 'em in\\
Garbage truck\\
Mmmmm... moldy garbage truck\\
Eat the truck and driver,\\
And his gloves\\
Nutriciousness!\\
Deliciousness!\\
Worthlessness!''
-->--"Mr. Green Genes", by '''Music/FrankZappa''' and the Mothers of Invention
22nd Sep '16 9:45:40 AM Monolaf317
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22nd Sep '16 9:44:58 AM Monolaf317
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4th May '16 1:19:19 PM Tahaneira
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->''[[WhatDidIDoLastNight "I don't remember much after I ate the lamp."]]''
-->--'''Grunt''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''
20th Dec '15 4:49:03 PM Monolaf317
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->'''[[TooDumbToLive Katelynn]]''': Trick or treat!
->'''[[CoolBigSis Mackenzie]]''': Katelynn, it's ''Christmas'', not Halloween.
->'''Katelynn''': Ooh, but look at all the ''candy''!
->'''Mackenzie''': Do ''not'' eat the decorations. Those candy canes aren't edible. Remember last Christmas when you had to get your stomach pumped?
->'''Katelynn''': ''No'', I ''don't'' remember. I was ''sedated''!
->'''Mackenzie''': It was like a fucking piñata in there!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'', Episode 38
14th Dec '15 5:23:45 PM Discar
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->''Inedible. {{Tastes like chicken}}.''

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->''Inedible.->''"Inedible. {{Tastes like chicken}}.''"''


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->''"Yeah, he ate one of my cars once. Yeeeah. The whole car. Just with, like, a fork."''
-->-- '''Scooter''' (on Crazy Earl), ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''
22nd Nov '15 12:27:41 PM tmantookie
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->''Inedible. {{Tastes like chicken}}.''
-->-- '''Louie''' on the Mamuta, ''VideoGame/{{Pikmin 2}}''
16th Oct '15 10:13:43 PM dalek955
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->''"Look, I am capable of fixing your keyboard or eating it. Guess which I'm closer to doing?"''
-->-- '''Ike''' the half-manticore, ''Webcomic/SkinDeep'', beginning to get irritated
7th Jul '15 3:30:12 PM Discar
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->\\\'\\\'\\\'Tagon:\\\'\\\'\\\' Headcount! There were three goons! Three! Where\\\'s the third one?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\' Yum?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Narrator:\\\'\\\'\\\' Food that talks is not food, [[WhatMeasureIsAMook but the goon never said anything, so it\\\'s okay, right?]]
-->-- \\\'\\\'Webcomic/SchlockMercenary\\\'\\\', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-03-07 March 7, 2004]]

->\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\' PX guy wanted proof I needed all that food. Went on a binge then an\\\' there.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Legs:\\\'\\\'\\\' That\\\'s never made you sick before. How much did you eat?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\' Four bottles.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Legs:\\\'\\\'\\\' That\\\'s not very\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\' ...of concentrated solvent.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Legs:\\\'\\\'\\\' Perhaps you need to be a little more discriminating when you binge.
-->-- \\\'\\\'Webcomic/SchlockMercenary\\\'\\\', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-03-10 March 10, 2008]]

->\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock\\\'\\\'\\\': I\\\'m an [[BlobMonster amorph]]. Dinner isn\\\'t coming back up unless it can \\\'\\\'fight\\\'\\\' its way back up. Smutto is just corn and soy, it\\\'ll stay down.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Ebbirnoth\\\'\\\'\\\': It\\\'s not \\\'\\\'just\\\'\\\' corn and soy. It\\\'s also a bacteria colony fighting off a fungal infection. Smutto is a little of \\\'\\\'germ warfare\\\'\\\' disguised as a side dish.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock\\\'\\\'\\\': Okay, sure. But the last time I had to spit something out it was an [[GreyGoo infection of nanobots]]. The Smutto I dropped down the hole is way out of its league.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Ebbirnoth\\\'\\\'\\\': You can eat \\\'\\\'anything\\\'\\\', then?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock\\\'\\\'\\\': Amorphs are weird that way.
-->-- \\\'\\\'Webcomic/SchlockMercenary\\\'\\\', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-08-10 August 10, 2008]]

->\\\'\\\'\\\'Kathryn\\\'\\\'\\\': You eat your enemies as a \\\'\\\'fallback option\\\'\\\'?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock\\\'\\\'\\\': No. I eat my enemies \\\'\\\'when they are delicious\\\'\\\'.
-->-- \\\'\\\'Webcomic/SchlockMercenary\\\'\\\', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-01-07 January 7, 2011]]

->\\\'\\\'\\\'Bunny:\\\'\\\'\\\' Sergeant, did you just drink medicine out of a bottle you found on the ground?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\' Yes.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Bunny:\\\'\\\'\\\' I...I...\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'[[[BeatPanel beat]]]\\\'\\\'\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Bunny:\\\'\\\'\\\' Okay, I guess I can\\\'t see how that could possibly be more dangerous than swallowing two armed men whole. As you were.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\' And you humans call yourselves omnivores.
-->-- \\\'\\\'Webcomic/SchlockMercenary\\\'\\\', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-02-26 February 26, 2011]]

->\\\'\\\'\\\'Ebbirnoth:\\\'\\\'\\\' We need a word that means \\\"omnivorous like a forest fire.\\\"\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\' When you find that word, I will eat it.
-->-- \\\'\\\'Webcomic/SchlockMercenary\\\'\\\', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-11-09 November 9, 2013]]

->\\\'\\\'\\\'Murtaugh:\\\'\\\'\\\' From the mouth of the mundivore.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\' Mundi-vore?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Murtaugh:\\\'\\\'\\\' Latin for \\\"world-eater.\\\"
-->-- \\\'\\\'Webcomic/SchlockMercenary\\\'\\\', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-02-24 February 24, 2014]]

->\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\' \\\'\\\'[on eating million year-old cyborg brains]\\\'\\\' Does the fizzy taste go away?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Far-Wanders:\\\'\\\'\\\' Did Murtaugh tell you that \\\"mundivore\\\" might also be translated to \\\'\\\'\\\"devourer of the universe?\\\"\\\'\\\'
-->-- \\\'\\\'Webcomic/SchlockMercenary\\\'\\\', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-03-08 March 8, 2014]]

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->\\\'\\\'\\\'Tagon:\\\'\\\'\\\' ->'''Tagon:''' Headcount! There were three goons! Three! Where\\\'s Where's the third one?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\' Yum?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Narrator:\\\'\\\'\\\'
one?\\
'''Schlock:''' Yum?\\
'''Narrator:'''
Food that talks is not food, [[WhatMeasureIsAMook but the goon never said anything, so it\\\'s it's okay, right?]]
-->-- \\\'\\\'Webcomic/SchlockMercenary\\\'\\\', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-03-07 March 7, 2004]]

->\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\' ->'''Schlock:''' PX guy wanted proof I needed all that food. Went on a binge then an\\\' an' there.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Legs:\\\'\\\'\\\' That\\\'s
\\
'''Legs:''' That's
never made you sick before. How much did you eat?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\'
eat?\\
'''Schlock:'''
Four bottles.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Legs:\\\'\\\'\\\' That\\\'s
\\
'''Legs:''' That's
not very\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\' ...
very--\\
'''Schlock:''' ...
of concentrated solvent.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Legs:\\\'\\\'\\\'
\\
'''Legs:'''
Perhaps you need to be a little more discriminating when you binge.
-->-- \\\'\\\'Webcomic/SchlockMercenary\\\'\\\', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-03-10 March 10, 2008]]

->\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock\\\'\\\'\\\': I\\\'m ->'''Schlock''': I'm an [[BlobMonster amorph]]. Dinner isn\\\'t isn't coming back up unless it can \\\'\\\'fight\\\'\\\' ''fight'' its way back up. Smutto is just corn and soy, it\\\'ll it'll stay down.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Ebbirnoth\\\'\\\'\\\': It\\\'s
\\
'''Ebbirnoth''': It's
not \\\'\\\'just\\\'\\\' ''just'' corn and soy. It\\\'s It's also a bacteria colony fighting off a fungal infection. Smutto is a little of \\\'\\\'germ warfare\\\'\\\' ''germ warfare'' disguised as a side dish.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock\\\'\\\'\\\':
\\
'''Schlock''':
Okay, sure. But the last time I had to spit something out it was an [[GreyGoo infection of nanobots]]. The Smutto I dropped down the hole is way out of its league.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Ebbirnoth\\\'\\\'\\\':
\\
'''Ebbirnoth''':
You can eat \\\'\\\'anything\\\'\\\', then?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock\\\'\\\'\\\':
''anything'', then?\\
'''Schlock''':
Amorphs are weird that way.
-->-- \\\'\\\'Webcomic/SchlockMercenary\\\'\\\', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-08-10 August 10, 2008]]

->\\\'\\\'\\\'Kathryn\\\'\\\'\\\': ->'''Kathryn''': You eat your enemies as a \\\'\\\'fallback option\\\'\\\'?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock\\\'\\\'\\\':
''fallback option''?\\
'''Schlock''':
No. I eat my enemies \\\'\\\'when ''when they are delicious\\\'\\\'.
delicious''.
-->-- \\\'\\\'Webcomic/SchlockMercenary\\\'\\\', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-01-07 January 7, 2011]]

->\\\'\\\'\\\'Bunny:\\\'\\\'\\\' ->'''Bunny:''' Sergeant, did you just drink medicine out of a bottle you found on the ground?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\'
ground?\\
'''Schlock:'''
Yes.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Bunny:\\\'\\\'\\\'
\\
'''Bunny:''' I...
I...I...\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'[[[BeatPanel beat]]]\\\'\\\'\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Bunny:\\\'\\\'\\\'
\\
''[[[BeatPanel beat]]]''\\
'''Bunny:'''
Okay, I guess I can\\\'t can't see how that could possibly be more dangerous than swallowing two armed men whole. As you were.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\'
\\
'''Schlock:'''
And you humans call yourselves omnivores.
-->-- \\\'\\\'Webcomic/SchlockMercenary\\\'\\\', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-02-26 February 26, 2011]]

->\\\'\\\'\\\'Ebbirnoth:\\\'\\\'\\\' ->'''Ebbirnoth:''' We need a word that means \\\"omnivorous "omnivorous like a forest fire.\\\"\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\'
"\\
'''Schlock:'''
When you find that word, I will eat it.
-->-- \\\'\\\'Webcomic/SchlockMercenary\\\'\\\', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-11-09 November 9, 2013]]

->\\\'\\\'\\\'Murtaugh:\\\'\\\'\\\' ->'''Murtaugh:''' From the mouth of the mundivore.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\' Mundi-vore?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Murtaugh:\\\'\\\'\\\'
\\
'''Schlock:''' Mundi-vore?\\
'''Murtaugh:'''
Latin for \\\"world-eater.\\\"
"world-eater."
-->-- \\\'\\\'Webcomic/SchlockMercenary\\\'\\\', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-02-24 February 24, 2014]]

->\\\'\\\'\\\'Schlock:\\\'\\\'\\\' \\\'\\\'[on ->'''Schlock:''' ''[on eating million year-old cyborg brains]\\\'\\\' brains]'' Does the fizzy taste go away?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Far-Wanders:\\\'\\\'\\\'
away?\\
'''Far-Wanders:'''
Did Murtaugh tell you that \\\"mundivore\\\" "mundivore" might also be translated to \\\'\\\'\\\"devourer ''"devourer of the universe?\\\"\\\'\\\'
universe?"''
-->-- \\\'\\\'Webcomic/SchlockMercenary\\\'\\\', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-03-08 March 8, 2014]]



->\\\'\\\'\\\"Would it kill them to serve gemstones?\\\"\\\'\\\'
-->--\\\'\\\'\\\'Spike\\\'\\\'\\\', \\\'\\\'WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic\\\'\\\'


->\\\'\\\'\\\"I watched Marco eat some of the popcorn. I did as he did... The texture was rough and strange. And the flavor! It reminded me of a food called pizza. But there was just a hint of cigarette butts, which I also enjoy. Although Prince Jake had told me never to eat cigarette butts again. They are bad for you.\\\"\\\'\\\'
-->-- \\\'\\\'\\\'Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill\\\'\\\'\\\', \\\'\\\'Literature/{{Animorphs}}\\\'\\\' #8


->\\\'\\\'Ike says he found your luggage in the lobby. And he would like to apologize for eating your pants.\\\'\\\'
-->-- \\\'\\\'\\\'Professor Quadrangle\\\'\\\'\\\', \\\'\\\'VideoGame/QuantumConundrum\\\'\\\'

->You\\\'re right, it does look delicious.
-->-- \\\'\\\'\\\'The Cannibal\\\'\\\'\\\', \\\'\\\'VideoGame/SwordOfTheStars II: Lords of Winter\\\'\\\', when targeting an enemy, be it spacecraft or planet

->\\\"Yeah, that\\\'s real fine expensive gear you brought out here, Mr. Hooper. \\\'Course I don\\\'t know what that bastard shark\\\'s gonna do with it. Might eat it, I suppose. Seen one eat a rockin\\\' chair one time.\\\"
-->-- \\\'\\\'\\\'Quint\\\'\\\'\\\', \\\'\\\'{{Film/Jaws}}\\\'\\\'

->\\\'\\\'\\\'Manny\\\'\\\'\\\': What are you eating?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Bernard\\\'\\\'\\\': It\\\'s some kind of delicious biscuit.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Manny\\\'\\\'\\\': Bernard, it\\\'s a coaster.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Bernard\\\'\\\'\\\': Is it? Are there any more?
-->-- \\\'\\\'Series/BlackBooks\\\'\\\', \\\"The Grapes of Wrath\\\"

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->\\\'\\\'\\\"Would ->''"Would it kill them to serve gemstones?\\\"\\\'\\\'
-->--\\\'\\\'\\\'Spike\\\'\\\'\\\', \\\'\\\'WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic\\\'\\\'


->\\\'\\\'\\\"I
gemstones?"''
-->--'''Spike''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

->''"I
watched Marco eat some of the popcorn. I did as he did... The texture was rough and strange. And the flavor! It reminded me of a food called pizza. But there was just a hint of cigarette butts, which I also enjoy. Although Prince Jake had told me never to eat cigarette butts again. They are bad for you.\\\"\\\'\\\'
"''
-->-- \\\'\\\'\\\'Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill\\\'\\\'\\\', \\\'\\\'Literature/{{Animorphs}}\\\'\\\' #8


->\\\'\\\'Ike
'''Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill''', ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' #8

->''"Ike
says he found your luggage in the lobby. And he would like to apologize for eating your pants.\\\'\\\'
"''
-->-- \\\'\\\'\\\'Professor Quadrangle\\\'\\\'\\\', \\\'\\\'VideoGame/QuantumConundrum\\\'\\\'

->You\\\'re
'''Professor Quadrangle''', ''VideoGame/QuantumConundrum''

->''"You're
right, it does look delicious.
delicious."''
-->-- \\\'\\\'\\\'The Cannibal\\\'\\\'\\\', \\\'\\\'VideoGame/SwordOfTheStars '''The Cannibal''', ''VideoGame/SwordOfTheStars II: Lords of Winter\\\'\\\', Winter'', when targeting an enemy, be it spacecraft or planet

->\\\"Yeah, that\\\'s ->''"Yeah, that's real fine expensive gear you brought out here, Mr. Hooper. \\\'Course 'Course I don\\\'t don't know what that bastard shark\\\'s shark's gonna do with it. Might eat it, I suppose. Seen one eat a rockin\\\' rockin' chair one time.\\\"
"''
-->-- \\\'\\\'\\\'Quint\\\'\\\'\\\', \\\'\\\'{{Film/Jaws}}\\\'\\\'

->\\\'\\\'\\\'Manny\\\'\\\'\\\':
'''Quint''', ''{{Film/Jaws}}''

->'''Manny''':
What are you eating?\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Bernard\\\'\\\'\\\': It\\\'s
eating?\\
'''Bernard''': It's
some kind of delicious biscuit.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Manny\\\'\\\'\\\':
\\
'''Manny''':
Bernard, it\\\'s it's a coaster.\\\\\\\\
\\\'\\\'\\\'Bernard\\\'\\\'\\\':
\\
'''Bernard''':
Is it? Are there any more?
-->-- \\\'\\\'Series/BlackBooks\\\'\\\', \\\"The ''Series/BlackBooks'', "The Grapes of Wrath\\\"
Wrath"
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