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[[folder: Schlock Mercenary]]

->'''Tagon:''' Headcount! There were three goons! Three! Where's the third one?\\
'''Schlock:''' Yum?\\
'''Narrator:''' Food that talks is not food, [[WhatMeasureIsAMook but the goon never said anything, so it's okay, right?]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-03-07 March 7, 2004]]

->'''Schlock:''' PX guy wanted proof I needed all that food. Went on a binge then an' there.\\
'''Legs:''' That's never made you sick before. How much did you eat?\\
'''Schlock:''' Four bottles.\\
'''Legs:''' That's not very--\\
'''Schlock:''' ...of concentrated solvent.\\
'''Legs:''' Perhaps you need to be a little more discriminating when you binge.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-03-10 March 10, 2008]]

->'''Schlock''': I'm an [[BlobMonster amorph]]. Dinner isn't coming back up unless it can ''fight'' its way back up. Smutto is just corn and soy, it'll stay down.\\
'''Ebbirnoth''': It's not ''just'' corn and soy. It's also a bacteria colony fighting off a fungal infection. Smutto is a little pile of ''germ warfare'' disguised as a side dish.\\
'''Schlock''': Okay, sure. But the last time I had to spit something out it was an [[GreyGoo infection of nanobots]]. The Smutto I dropped down the hole is way out of its league.\\
'''Ebbirnoth''': You can eat ''anything'', then?\\
'''Schlock''': Amorphs are weird that way.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-08-10 August 10, 2008]]

->'''Kathryn''': You eat your enemies as a ''fallback option''?\\
'''Schlock''': No. I eat my enemies ''when they are delicious''.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-01-07 January 7, 2011]]

->'''Bunny:''' Sergeant, did you just drink medicine out of a bottle you found on the ground?\\
'''Schlock:''' Yes.\\
'''Bunny:''' I... I...\\
''[[[BeatPanel beat]]]''\\
'''Bunny:''' Okay, I guess I can't see how that could possibly be more dangerous than swallowing two armed men whole. As you were.\\
'''Schlock:''' And you humans call yourselves omnivores.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-02-26 February 26, 2011]]

->'''Ebbirnoth:''' We need a word that means "omnivorous like a forest fire."\\
'''Schlock:''' When you find that word, I will eat it.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-11-09 November 9, 2013]]

->'''Ebbirnoth:''' Whoa, it's ''definitely'' not safe to eat. Forget metal toxicity, I've found what's laying down the metals. Some of the tissues host free-ranging cells that are more like industrial nanobots. These "metalocytes" would tear us up inside.\\
'''Schlock:''' ''That's'' the fizzy taste. They're trying to electroplate me from the inside!\\
'''Murtaugh:''' Aren't you listening? Why are you still eating that?\\
'''Schlock:''' Food that fights back builds character. Also, I like the fizz.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-11-25 November 25, 2013]]

->'''Murtaugh:''' From the mouth of the mundivore.\\
'''Schlock:''' Mundi-vore?\\
'''Murtaugh:''' Latin for "world-eater."
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-02-24 February 24, 2014]]

->'''Schlock:''' ''[on eating million year-old cyborg brains]'' Does the fizzy taste go away?\\
'''Far-Wanders:''' Did Murtaugh tell you that "mundivore" might also be translated to ''"devourer of the universe?"''
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-03-08 March 8, 2014]]
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->'''SelfDemonstrating/{{Bizarro}}:''' Bugs came from godship and started eating. They ate Bizarros, buildings, even part of Bizarro World itself. Once they am full, they fly back into godship and more would come out.\\
'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' Huh. Omniphagus supplicants to produce fuel. Interesting\\
'''Bizarro:''' Huh?\\
'''Supergirl:''' Those things go out and eath something, then they return to the ship and are processed.
-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Bizarrogirl}}''

->''[[EatingShoes Eat your shoes]]\\
Don't forget the strings\\
And socks\\
Even eat the box\\
You bought 'em in\\
You can eat the truck\\
That brought 'em in\\
Garbage truck\\
Mmmmm... moldy garbage truck\\
Eat the truck and driver,\\
And his gloves\\
Nutriciousness!\\
Deliciousness!\\
Worthlessness!''
-->--"Mr. Green Genes", by '''Music/FrankZappa''' and the Mothers of Invention

->''"Would it kill them to serve gemstones?"''
-->--'''Spike''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

->''"I watched Marco eat some of the popcorn. I did as he did... The texture was rough and strange. And the flavor! It reminded me of a food called pizza. But there was just a hint of cigarette butts, which I also enjoy. Although Prince Jake had told me never to eat cigarette butts again. They are bad for you."''
-->-- '''Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill''', ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' #8

->''"Ike says he found your luggage in the lobby. And he would like to apologize for eating your pants."''
-->-- '''Professor Quadrangle''', ''VideoGame/QuantumConundrum''

->''"You're right, it does look delicious."''
-->-- '''The Cannibal''', ''VideoGame/SwordOfTheStars II: Lords of Winter'', when targeting an enemy, be it spacecraft or planet

->''"Yeah, that's real fine expensive gear you brought out here, Mr. Hooper. 'Course I don't know what that bastard shark's gonna do with it. Might eat it, I suppose. Seen one eat a rockin' chair one time."''
-->-- '''Quint''', ''{{Film/Jaws}}''

->'''Manny''': What are you eating?\\
'''Bernard''': It's some kind of delicious biscuit.\\
'''Manny''': Bernard, it's a coaster.\\
'''Bernard''': Is it? Are there any more?
-->-- ''Series/BlackBooks'', "The Grapes of Wrath"

->''"Look, I am capable of fixing your keyboard or eating it. Guess which I'm closer to doing?"''
-->-- '''Ike''' the half-manticore, ''Webcomic/SkinDeep'', beginning to get irritated

->''"Inedible. {{Tastes like chicken}}."''
-->-- '''Louie''' on the Mamuta, ''VideoGame/{{Pikmin 2}}''

->''"Yeah, he ate one of my cars once. Yeeeah. The whole car. Just with, like, a fork."''
-->-- '''Scooter''' (on Crazy Earl), ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

->'''[[TooDumbToLive Katelynn]]:''' Trick or treat!
->'''[[CoolBigSis Mackenzie]]:''' Katelynn, it's ''Christmas'', not Halloween.
->'''Katelynn:''' Ooh, but look at all the ''candy''!
->'''Mackenzie:''' Do ''not'' eat the decorations. Those candy canes aren't edible. Remember last Christmas when you had to get your stomach pumped?
->'''Katelynn:''' ''No'', I ''don't'' remember. I was ''sedated''!
->'''Mackenzie:''' It was like a fucking piñata in there!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'', Episode 38

->''[[WhatDidIDoLastNight "I don't remember much after I ate the lamp."]]''
-->--'''Grunt''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->During the whelp's upbringing, it will be initiated into the secrets of the [[GodOfEvil Great Maw]] and taught to gulp down and digest the most foul and poisonous substances, from ragged hunks of rotten meat, to ground-up bedrock and the slimy, toxic intestines of stone trolls. An adult [[WitchDoctor Butcher]] takes pride in the fact he can consume substances that can ravage the digestive systems of [[OurOgresAreHungrier even his fellow Ogres]]. [...] This gastronomic fortitude is a great source of respect from the rest of the tribe, who believe that to cross a Butcher is to cross the Great Maw itself, and therefore doom themselves to premature reincarnation [[MonstrousCannibalism as a hot and nourishing stew]].
-->''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}''

-> ''"Hey Steven! Is there any more engine oil? I need it for the sandwich."''
-->--'''Amethyst''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

->'''Florence:''' Sam, a cockroach just took a bite of your food and died!\\
'''Sam:''' HA! SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, BABY!
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->After spending years (and thousands of dollars) shoveling down [[{{Expy}} O'Tolley]]'s burgers and fries, the [[BurgerFool burgerman]] gains [[AcquiredPoisonImmunity immunity to the ingested poisons]]. Later, as his digestive tract grows in strength and power, he is able to eat anything - the wrappers, the napkins, the bags, the straws, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick coworkers]]... Many burgermen with this ability start out in O'Tolley's kitchens, eating the food leftover at the end of the day. After years of [[MasochistsMeal wrecking their insides]], they develop [[ImAHumanitarian strange cravings and desires]]: while O'Tolleys rarely [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies serves human to humans]], there are the occasional perks handed out to lifetime employees and special customers...
-->--''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse - Book of the City''

->The [[LovecraftCountry Kingsmouth]] woods are eerily devoid of life. The {{Wendigo}} prefer the nuanced contexts they can taste in [[ImAHumanitarian human flesh]]. They find your scent heady, sweetling. They can smell your first kiss. They can smell your first fear. They can smell the day you lost your innocence. But when human sweet meats are not available, they will consume all other life. We see them now, starving Wendigo, taking massive bites out of the trees and stones.
-->--'''The Buzzing,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''
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