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Quotes: Dumb Muscle
I am Holly, the ship's computer with an IQ of 6000- The same IQ as 6000 PE teachers.
Holly, Red Dwarf

I think he's a few rounds short of a full clip. But there's no getting over those powers of his.
Nick Fury regarding Thor, Ultimate Avengers the Movie

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... (sniff) Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart BOOLIT.
The Heavy, Team Fortress 2, "Meet The Heavy"''

My voice gives me Super Strength!

Well, he's dumb but he's tough
And he likes to shoot stuff
And he don't give a damn what you think
He spends his days turning wrenches
And his nights chasing wenches
And he'll happily kick in your teeth
Oh, he'll happily kick in your teeth
Marian Call, "It's Good to have Jayne on Your Side"

Piccolo: (summing up a team of misfit minions) And that would make you no doubt the big, tough, stupid one.
Piccolo: Alright, alright, you're not tough.
Dorodabo: That's better!
Gohan: Wait, didn't you -
Piccolo: Give him a minute.
Dorodabo: (several seconds later) HEY!
Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Lord Slug

He's big! And stupid! That's a bad combination!
Josh, -Drake & Josh

Da Sergeant-Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, do what I was told. He said I was a genius and gave me another medal. I likes da Imperial Guard!

Svend Karlsen: You think this is very smart?
Magnus Samuelsson: I think this is really stupid. It's freezing cold, wearing a t-shirt, lifting a two hundred kilo stone, but then again, if it were really clever, we wouldn't be strongmen, would we?

Batroc: Why is it that ze "muscle" in an operation always have to be so stupid?
Klaw: The Rhino fought the Hulk and walked away. God help us all if he had a brain.
Batroc: Good point!

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough, to know
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!
The Smut Peddlers

Sasuke: "So this guy was one of your biggest rivals?"
Kin: "He's kinda stupid too."
Raph: "That doesn't even come close to describing Hun!"

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