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I am Holly, the ship's computer with an IQ of 6000- The same IQ as 6000 PE teachers.
— Holly, Red Dwarf
I think he's a few rounds short of a full clip. But there's no getting over those powers of his.
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... (sniff) Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart BOOLIT.
— The Heavy, Team Fortress 2, "Meet The Heavy"''
My voice gives me Super Strength!
— Tristan, Yu Gi Oh The Abridged Series
Well, he's dumb but he's tough And he likes to shoot stuff And he don't give a damn what you think He spends his days turning wrenches And his nights chasing wenches And he'll happily kick in your teeth Oh, he'll happily kick in your teeth — Marian Call, "It's Good to have Jayne on Your Side"
Piccolo: (summing up a team of misfit minions) And that would make you no doubt the big, tough, stupid one.
Dorodabo: You take that back or I'll kill you!
Piccolo: Alright, alright, you're not tough.
Dorodabo: That's better!
Gohan: Wait, didn't you -
Piccolo: Give him a minute.
Dorodabo: (several seconds later) HEY!
— Dragon Ball Abridged: Lord Slug
He's big! And stupid! That's a bad combination!
— Josh, -Drake & Josh
Da Sergeant-Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, do what I was told. He said I was a genius and gave me another medal. I likes da Imperial Guard!
— Nork Deddog, Ogryn Bodyguard, Warhammer 40000
Svend Karlsen  : You think this is very smart?
Magnus Samuelsson : I think this is really stupid. It's freezing cold, wearing a t-shirt, lifting a two hundred kilo stone, but then again, if it were really clever, we wouldn't be strongmen, would we?
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