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Quotes: Dumb Muscle
I am Holly, the ship's computer with an IQ of 6000- The same IQ as 6000 PE teachers.
Holly, Red Dwarf

I think he's a few rounds short of a full clip. But there's no getting over those powers of his.
Nick Fury regarding Thor, Ultimate Avengers the Movie

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... (sniff) Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart BOOLIT.
The Heavy, Team Fortress 2, "Meet The Heavy"''

My voice gives me Super Strength!

Well, he's dumb but he's tough
And he likes to shoot stuff
And he don't give a damn what you think
He spends his days turning wrenches
And his nights chasing wenches
And he'll happily kick in your teeth
Oh, he'll happily kick in your teeth
Marian Call, "It's Good to have Jayne on Your Side"

Piccolo: (summing up a team of misfit minions) And that would make you no doubt the big, tough, stupid one.
Piccolo: Alright, alright, you're not tough.
Dorodabo: That's better!
Gohan: Wait, didn't you -
Piccolo: Give him a minute.
Dorodabo: (several seconds later) HEY!
Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Lord Slug

"He's big! And stupid! That's a bad combination!"
Josh, Drake & Josh

"Da Sergeant-Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, do what I was told. He said I was a genius and gave me another medal. I likes da Imperial Guard!"

Svend Karlsen: You think this is very smart?
Magnus Samuelsson: I think this is really stupid. It's freezing cold, wearing a t-shirt, lifting a two hundred kilo stone, but then again, if it were really clever, we wouldn't be strongmen, would we?

Batroc: Why is it that ze "muscle" in an operation always have to be so stupid?
Klaw: The Rhino fought the Hulk and walked away. God help us all if he had a brain.
Batroc: Good point!

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough, to know
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!
The Smut Peddlers

Sasuke: "So this guy was one of your biggest rivals?"
Kin: "He's kinda stupid too."
Raph: "That doesn't even come close to describing Hun!"

I judged you might be good for something more than brutalizing peasants. I see I overestimated you.
Tywin Lannister, Game of Thrones

I wanted The Mountain to chase us, which he would've done, because he is, as you say, a mad dog without a strategic thought in his head.
Robb Stark, Game of Thrones

Why is it that the dumb ones always turn out so large?
Frank Castle, Punisher: P.O.V.

Nova: No offense is intended by the following statement, but out of all of you I trust him most. The motivations of an unrefined brute are by far the easiest to predict, and from those predictions ascertain his actions, or redirect his focus.... Demonstration. KEN, THAT BOULDER JUST CALLED YOU AN IDIOT AND INSISTS IT IS STRONGER!
(Nova points to a random rock. Ken looks really angry)
Ken: Well, fuck you, Boulder!
(Ken runs over and tries to suplex it.)

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