History Quotes / DumbMuscle

11th May '17 5:36:39 AM AnotherEpicFail
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->'''Alex:''' You think so slowly that by the time you've opened your mouth, I've had time to hear the sentence twice.
->'''Onyx:''' See how fast you think when I split your head open.
->'''Alex:''' Right, brutal violence. Your go-to solution to every problem. It ever occur to you this is why [[BigBad Richard]] has been [[PassedOverPromotion passing you over?]] He needs someone whose CV doesn't start and end with "[[TheBrute sociopathic killing machine]]."
-->--''[[Literature/AlexVerus Bound]]''
5th Oct '16 6:14:38 AM JamesAustin
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->''"Me BrockLesnar''

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->''"Me BrockLesnar''Brock Lesnar''
19th Aug '16 1:28:19 PM dalek955
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->''Metallic metaphors work best on Nick. [[TheBigGuy Iron sinews]]...[[GentleGiant heart of gold]]...[[TheDitz mind like a steel anvil]]...[[AttentionDeficitOohShiny attention span of lawrencium-258]].''
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
26th Apr '16 7:00:51 PM Orbiting
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->An enormously muscular guy who cannot hold a conversation about anything other than weight-lifting and protein shakes. Gets upset very quickly when he cannot complete his own sentences and thoughts. Can be found at nightclubs wearing shirts that are 10 sizes too small (if at all). They are by far the most closely related human beings to that of apes, chimpanzees, and other primate. They are evolutionary hindered and are less capable of following directions than my dead hampster.

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->An ->''"An enormously muscular guy who cannot hold a conversation about anything other than weight-lifting and protein shakes. Gets upset very quickly when he cannot complete his own sentences and thoughts. Can be found at nightclubs wearing shirts that are 10 sizes too small (if at all). They are by far the most closely related human beings to that of apes, chimpanzees, and other primate. They are evolutionary hindered and are less capable of following directions than my dead hampster.hamster."''



->[[Series/TheTonightShow Leno]] asked Hogan if he had any Presidential campaign issues ("flat tax brother"). Leno asked him what the flat tax should be. Hogan stuttered before coming up with 16 percent. When Leno asked him how he got that number, he stuttered again and mumbled something about 16 percent being higher than 15 percent.

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->[[Series/TheTonightShow ->''"[[Series/TheTonightShow Leno]] asked Hogan if he had any Presidential campaign issues ("flat tax brother"). Leno asked him what the flat tax should be. Hogan stuttered before coming up with 16 percent. When Leno asked him how he got that number, he stuttered again and mumbled something about 16 percent being higher than 15 percent."''



->It's never a wise idea to entrust a new, hopelessly complex offensive scheme that requires lightning-fast decision making and surgically precise execution to someone with the brainpower of Michael Vick. Michael Vick needs a playbook just to reheat soup.

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->It's ->''"It's never a wise idea to entrust a new, hopelessly complex offensive scheme that requires lightning-fast decision making and surgically precise execution to someone with the brainpower of Michael Vick. Michael Vick needs a playbook just to reheat soup."''



->I am Holly, the ship's computer with an IQ of 6000- The same IQ as 6000 PE teachers.

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->I ->''"I am Holly, the ship's computer with an IQ of 6000- The same IQ as 6000 PE teachers. teachers."''



->I think he's a few rounds short of a full clip. But there's no getting over those powers of his.

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->I ->''"I think he's a few rounds short of a full clip. But there's no getting over those powers of his."''



->Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... (''sniff'') Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart '''[[MemeticMutation BOOLIT]]'''.

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->Some ->''"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... (''sniff'') ''[sniff]'' Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart '''[[MemeticMutation BOOLIT]]'''."''



->My voice gives me SuperStrength!

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->My ->''"My voice gives me SuperStrength!SuperStrength!"''



->Well, he's dumb but he's tough\\

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->Well, ->''"Well, he's dumb but he's tough\\



Oh, he'll happily kick in your teeth

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Oh, he'll happily kick in your teethteeth"''



->'''Piccolo:''' (''summing up [[QuirkyMinibossSquad a team of misfit minions]]'') And that would make ''you'' no doubt [[TheBrute the big, tough, stupid one.]]

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->'''Piccolo:''' (''summing ''[summing up [[QuirkyMinibossSquad a team of misfit minions]]'') minions]]]'' And that would make ''you'' no doubt [[TheBrute the big, tough, stupid one.]]



->'''Dorodabo:''' (''several seconds later'') [[LateToThePunchline HEY!]]

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->'''Dorodabo:''' (''several ''[several seconds later'') later]'' [[LateToThePunchline HEY!]]



->''Me BrockLesnar''

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->''Me ->''"Me BrockLesnar''



->''Forget to give me brain''

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->''Forget to give me brain''brain"''



->''If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough''

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->''If ->''"If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough''



->''If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!''
-->-- '''The Smut Peddlers'''

->'''Sasuke''': "So this guy was one of your biggest rivals?"
->'''Mikey''': [[VillainDecay "Well he's not so tough anymore."]]
->'''Kin''': "He's kinda stupid too."
->'''Raph''': "That doesn't even come close to describing [[TheBrute Hun]]!"

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->''If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!''
tough!"''
-->-- '''The Smut Peddlers'''

Peddlers''', "If You're Gonna Be Dumb"

->'''Sasuke''': "So So this guy was one of your biggest rivals?"
rivals?
->'''Mikey''': [[VillainDecay "Well Well he's not so tough anymore."]]
]]
->'''Kin''': "He's He's kinda stupid too."
too.
->'''Raph''': "That That doesn't even come close to describing [[TheBrute Hun]]!"Hun]]!



->''I judged you might be good for something more than brutalizing peasants. [[SurroundedByIdiots I see I overestimated you.]]''

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->''I ->''"I judged you might be good for something more than brutalizing peasants. [[SurroundedByIdiots I see I overestimated you.]]'']]"''



->''I wanted [[WorldsStrongestMan The Mountain]] to chase us, which he would've done, because he is, as you say, a mad dog without a strategic thought in his head.''

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->''I ->''"I wanted [[WorldsStrongestMan The Mountain]] to chase us, which he would've done, because he is, as you say, a mad dog without a strategic thought in his head.''"''



->''Why is it that the dumb ones always turn out so large?''

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->''Why ->''"Why is it that the dumb ones always turn out so large?''large?"''



(Nova points to a random rock. Ken looks really angry)\\

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(Nova ''[Nova points to a random rock. Ken looks really angry)\\angry]''\\



(Ken runs over and tries to suplex it.)

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(Ken ''[Ken runs over and tries to suplex it.)]''



->''Kira rides more swiftly and strikes more truly than any other ''dekhara'' here. If only she could learn to think as swiftly as she rides, and speak as truly as she strikes.''

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->''Kira ->''"Kira rides more swiftly and strikes more truly than any other ''dekhara'' here. If only she could learn to think as swiftly as she rides, and speak as truly as she strikes.''"''
28th Mar '16 2:34:00 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Josh''', ''DrakeAndJosh''

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-->-- '''Josh''', ''DrakeAndJosh''
''Series/DrakeAndJosh''
19th Mar '16 2:28:50 AM Hossmeister
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5th Nov '15 9:39:56 AM nombretomado
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-->-- '''ComicBook/NickFury''' regarding '''{{Thor}}''', ''Ultimate Avengers the Movie''

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-->-- '''ComicBook/NickFury''' regarding '''{{Thor}}''', '''[[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor]]''', ''Ultimate Avengers the Movie''
30th Oct '15 6:00:02 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''JohnCena''' mocking '''BrockLesnar'''

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-->-- '''JohnCena''' '''Wrestling/JohnCena''' mocking '''BrockLesnar'''
'''Wrestling/BrockLesnar'''
28th Oct '15 7:56:23 PM dalek955
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->''Kira rides more swiftly and strikes more truly than any other ''dekhara'' here. If only she could learn to think as swiftly as she rides, and speak as truly as she strikes.''
-->-- '''Tasuni''', ''VideoGame/PathOfExile''
9th Sep '15 5:32:05 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''NickFury''' regarding '''{{Thor}}''', ''Ultimate Avengers the Movie''

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-->-- '''NickFury''' '''ComicBook/NickFury''' regarding '''{{Thor}}''', ''Ultimate Avengers the Movie''
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