Quotes / Curse Cut Short

Joker: Hey, Jack! Now that you're military, you gonna wear a uniform, or are you just getting the officer's bars tattooed on?
Jack: Screw you, fu—flight lieutenant.
Joker: Ahaha... uh, what the hell was that?
Sanders: Jack promised to watch her language in order to maintain the necessary professionalism we need from our teachers.
Joker: What, does she have a swear jar or something? I bet if we emptied that thing, we could afford another cruiser!
Jack: ...Cover your ears, kids. Hey, Joker! F—

"You just gave away our position. Now we're-"
Li Shang, Mulan, right before being shot in the chest with an arrow.

"Danger 5 will hunt you down, motherfu—" (machine-gunned by Hitler's mooks)
Colonel Chestbridge, Danger 5

Lisa: Dad, how can you work for a man like Mr. Burns?
Homer: He's not all bad. He did send me this nice thank-you card.
Lisa: "Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie". Dad, this doesn't have your name on it.
Homer: (looks at card, lowers it with a furious look on his face) Kids, would you step outside for a second? (Bart and Lisa immediately obey) FFF-

(security footage of Stan moving barrels; he drops one on his foot) Gah! Hot Belgian waffles! (beat) Wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real! (takes deep breath) SON OF A(Dipper quickly fast forwards the tape)
Grunkle Stan, Gravity Falls

That lousy 'Nasty' She's out to get me fired That rotten, under-handed stupid w...


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