Get my brown pants!

The accountant had about a second in which to turn pale and wet himself before Kurt ripped his head off.

"We fear you exceedingly, even to the relaxation of sphincters!" they chorused.

Bowles was a tough man. He'd faced the nastiest horrors in his piece of shithole Yellow Zone without blinking. Yet, the sudden horrified realization that hit him at that moment made the corporal void himself, which only marginally worsened the stink in the blood-soaked fighting hole.

And mothers are always more interested in the condition of your underwear than your body if you're ever in an accident. And they tell you that. "I hope for my sake that if you're ever in an accident, you have on clean underwear!" Well, I thought that was what an accident was! Look, you're driving a truck. Here comes another truck, gonna hit you. Now, whether you hit the truck or not, you're going to have soiled underwear! Because first you say it, then you do it!

"Fetch me old brown trousers

Bring them to me now

I'll wear them in the rigging when they fire across the bow

Fetch me old brown trousers

I fear we may be hit

Even if they sink me down they'll never see me sh--Heave Ho!"

— "The Ballad of Old Redcoat", The Pyrates Royale

"After that image, I believe that Jay probably contributed a few of his own bricks to that collection he was hiding behind."

— Unfiction post on Marble Hornets Entry 40

"McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'"

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

"Wet yourselves and RUN!"

— Todd In The Shadows, Suburban Knights

I am currently wetting my pants.

— Shiro Shinobi provides commentary even as an Equalist invades his booth, The Legendof Korra

I really should've gone to the privy *before* coming in here...

— Isabela, Dragon Age II