Quotes: Bring My Brown Pants
"Fetch me old brown trousers
Bring them to me now
I'll wear them in the rigging when they fire across the bow
Fetch me old brown trousers
I fear we may be hit
Even if they sink me down they'll never see me sh--
— "The Ballad of Old Redcoat", The Pyrates Royale
"McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'"
"We fear you exceedingly, even to the relaxation of sphincters!" they chorused.
"Am I glad I remembered to pack my parachute today... Although, some spare pants would have been handy, too."
"God, I think I just SHITTED ON MYSELF!"
Ace: Hello, I'm looking for Ray Finkle.
(Ray's father points a gun at him)
And a new pair of shorts.
"Is there a good laundry in this town?"
Scowler: Remember, they can smell fear!
Patchi: Sorry, that's not fear.
: (Steps in something)
I think I just stepped in some fear!
"The rules of my order forbid me to divulge the contents of Lord Arnolf's letters."
"Your vows are stronger than your bladder, it would seem."
*Vanessa and Austin are being lowered into a pool of man-eating mutant sea bass*
Vanessa: What's your plan?
First, I plan to soil myself. Then I'm going to regroup and come up with another plan.
"After that image,
I believe that Jay probably contributed a few of his own bricks to that collection he was hiding behind."
And mothers are always more interested in the condition of your underwear than your body if you're ever in an accident. And they tell you that. "I hope for my sake that if you're ever in an accident, you have on clean underwear." I thought that was what an accident was! ...Look, you're driving a truck; here comes another truck, gonna hit you. Now, whether you hit that truck or not, you're going to have soiled underwear. Because first you say it, then you do it!
"Boys, set the terror alert to brown, because I need to change my pants."
"So this book wants to teach me how to kill a hijacker? I'm crammed into a tube with 200 people too fat for their seats and scared of toothpaste! If some guy pulls a knife on us, there's going to be so much panicked incontinence on the floor that I'll need a jet ski to get to him."
"Wet yourselves and
"I am currently wetting my pants."
"I'm preparing for the worst. The very worst. This may require absorbent linens."
"I really should've gone to the privy *before* coming in here..."
Cat: Forget red alert, lets go all the way to brown alert!
Kryten: There's no such thing as brown alert.
: You won't be saying that in a minute, and don't say I didn't alert you!
Rimmer: Look, we all know you're programmed not to harm humans, so you can drop the tough-talk, you big square-jawed chump
(The robot's Robo Cam scans Rimmer (a hologram), Cat (felix sapiens) and Lister ("Barely human - what the hell!"))
Hudson-10: You are all... viable... targets.
) Well, it's been a few years since I did that.
"Gentlemen, the crap has literally been scared out of me."
Well, there you have it. Slender! Totally wasn't scared! But it seems as if someone poured urine on my pants and shoved mashed potatoes down the back of my pants...
Bowles was a tough man. He'd faced the nastiest horrors in his piece of shithole Yellow Zone without blinking. Yet, the sudden horrified realization that hit him at that moment made the corporal void himself, which only marginally worsened the stink in the blood-soaked fighting hole.
Computer: "I see they've also given you brown pants to go with that red shirt."
"Just gratuitous foreshadowing..."
— Alien Adventure by John Freda.
"I just did something involuntary...and messy."
I pissed my pants,
The toilet was just too far.
I drunk too much damn beer!
I tried to hold it in,
But my bladder just gave in,
And I pissed right through my drawers,
Right through my Wrangler drawers.
I pissed, I pissed right through my drawers.