Mr. Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well go ahead, do your worst!
House: Lungs, skin, lungs, skin...sklungs?
"It's troubling that the symbol for "poison" and the symbol for "pirate" are the same. Sure, it saves printing costs if you're a poison pirate, but what about the rest of us?"
—Brunching Shuttlecocks, "Danger Symbols, Part 1"
C.C.: "Do you know what would be great right now?"
Zoro: "Eating liquorice?"
Luffy: "Punching a swing set?"
Suzaku: "Eating liquorice?"
Lelouch: "Riding a hoverboard?"
Suzaku: Eating liquorice while on a hoverboard?"
Zoro: "No, punch the hoverboard, eat the swing set!"
Some time later.
Lelouch: "Okay. So we're all clear on this. The hoverboard is made of liquorice. We can punch it if we want to, but only if it's near a swing set. Is that good? Are we good?"
Luffy: "I like it."
Suzaku: "Sounds good."
Zoro: "Can the swing set hover?"
Hazmat Guy 1: Lunch?  Mexican  Chinese  Pizza  Hooker
Hazmat Guy 2:  Chinese hooker.
"What is this crap?!? What are you, a dentist? Or a hippie? Or some kind of hippie dentist?"
— Strong Bad (when given an apple on Halloween), Homestar Runner