Female comedy pop duo consisting of Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci. They met at summer camp as children and again years later at the Upright Theatre in Los Angeles and named their band after "pop's most famous second bananas" (Art Garfunkel of Simon & Garfunkel and John Oates of Hall & Oates).They write their own songs which make free use of the vernacular, with titles such as "This Party Just Took a Turn for the Douche" and "Fuck You" (which featured on Scrubs bowdlerized as "Screw You"). They also comment on current events, such as "Sex with Ducks" (a reply to Pat Robertson's comment that if same-sex marriage were permitted, why not bestiality) and "Why Isn't There More Fucking on This Island?" (a reference to Lost). They've even parodied one of their own songs with "I Would Never Dissect a Ewe" (as Simon & Hall!), a take off of "I Would Never Have Sex with You."Briefly had their own comedy series on IFC that aired from late summer to fall 2014 for only eight episodes before being officially canceled in 2015. The series eventually became available on Netflix, though, and their special, Trying To Be Special, showed up there in December 2016.
- Music Songs (2009)
- Present Face EP (2009)
- Mix Tape #1 (2010)
- All Over Your Face (2011)
- Slippery When Moist (2012)
- Secretions (2015)
Garfunkel & Tropes:
- Adorkable: Both of them, but Kate a little bit more so.
- All Women Are Lustful/All Women Are Prudes: The difficulty of women caught between these two extremes is a common theme in their songs.
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: 29/31''"Everything happens for a reason"
"What about the Haitian earthquake, or cellulite on skinny women"
- Bowdlerize: On their show, they cut every Precision F-Strike from their songs. "Shockingly cunty" in "I Don't Know Who You Are" becomes "shockingly bitchy".
- Cluster F-Bomb: They're usually more prone to the Precision F-Strike, but then there's the Trying To Be Special... uh, special. Prior to the girls taking the stage, they do a Battle Chant/Survival Mantra that's one of the oddest, most strangely elaborate, swear-filled mantras ever.Riki: You ready?Kate: Yeah.Kate and Riki: Fuck them. Fuck those stupid motherfuckers. Who gives a fuck what they think? They can go fuck themselves in their stupid stupid audience faces, so fuck them. Fuck them forever. [fist bump, then twirling] Radiate sunshine! Hugs. Geeeet weird. Spit in the mouth of the wolf. [spit!!!] [they walk on stage]
- Double Standard: In "The Loophole", they say that God is OK with sodomy, but only if you’re straight.
- Drugs Are Good: In "Weed Card", where they're ecstatic about getting free government-grade pot.
- Experimented in College: "The College Try". It doesn't go so well.
- Fan of Underdog: "Loser" is an ode to someone who tried and failed miserably, because the narrator believes "you deserve a cheering section too".
- Flat "What.": In "One Night Stand":"Wait, what—you think we're dating?!"
- Foreshadowing: Riki mentions at the beginning of one episode that she has a horrible gag reflex. She later throws up while going down on a guy.
- Genki Girl: Very cute and upbeat... no matter how dark the subject matter of their songs gets (and yes, it can get pretty dark).
- Gratuitous Spanish: Parodied in the opening theme to the show, one of the lines to which is "No hablo español."
- Gretzky Has the Ball: Invoked in "Sports Go Sports".
- Growing Up Sucks: Both Riki and Kate experience this feeling in the show; Kate worries about having "Peter Pan syndrome" and Riki is trying to have her eggs frozen and is concerned that she may never have kids.
- Hypocrite: "The Loophole" is about Christian teen girls who claim the moral high ground for their sexual purity — while being Technical Virgins.
- I Hate Past Me/Future Me Scares Me: In "29/31".
- Inner Monologue: "The BJ Song" is a stream-of-consciousness set to music, set five or six minutes into giving someone oral sex.
- Just Friends: The aptly titled "I Will Never have Sex with You".
- Loophole Abuse: "The Loophole," parodying Evangelical schoolgirls who practice anal sex to stay ‘technical virgins’ and still keep their boyfriends. Subverted, as they point out later on that this mindset deploys Exact Words about virginity but freely ignores a host of other injunctions.So let's not talk about how the Good Book bans shellfish, polyester, and divorce
And how it condones slavery and killing gays, 'cause those parts don't count of course.
Let's cherry-pick the part about losing my cherry and mine it for ambiguities and omissions
To circumvent any real sacrifice but still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions.
And don't you dare question my convictions!
- Lyrical Dissonance: They write extremely raunchy, dark lyrics with bouncy indie pop instrumentation.
- Mistaken for Gay: While at the fertility clinic, a nurse gets the idea that Riki and Kate are a couple.
- Moment Killer: "Me, You, and Steve".
- Motor Mouth: Some of their singing can get very fast, particularly in "Weed Card".
- My New Gift Is Lame: "Present Face" is about the awkward facial expressions people make while pretending to like a gift that they actually hate. One of the gifts shown in the video appears to be a Home Made Sweater From Hell.
- Old Maid: Played with in "29/31." The subject of the song at 29:I've got so much charisma and so many options
It's nice to always have my pick
- That same woman at 31:There's nobody leeeeeeeeeeefffft
I'm all aloooooooooooone!
- That same woman at 31:
- Parallel Porn Titles: In one episode of the show, Riki and Kate discover that a porn movie of their band exists, called "Garfinger and Butts". They even meet the respective actresses of the film, Chevrolet and Epiphany, who proceed to form a musical comedy duo of their own and immediately attain much more success in a few weeks than Garfunkel and Oates have over a few years.
- Precision F-Strike:
- In "The Fade Away"We pretend to ourselves it's the nice thing to doTo let you down gently by just NOT FUCKING TELLING YOU
- In "Save The Rich":There's loopholes and exemptionsAnd children to exploitSo give them special tax breaksGo fuck yourself, Detroit!
- In "The Fade Away"
- Protest Song: Of the silly kind, true, but unmistakably so in "Sex with Ducks" and "Save The Rich".
- Rape as Comedy: One of Kate's date laments that she made him an accidental rapist by falling asleep in the middle of sex with him. Now he feels like he has to go out and prevent a rape from happening to even things up.
- Really Gets Around: Riki lists "inordinately high sex drive" as one of her symptoms when applying for a weed card. Natasha Leggero's character Vivian also fits this trope.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: "Sports Go Sports" starts out as a riff on girlfriends unfamiliar with their boyfriends' sports fandom, and winds up cutting right to the underlying jealousy and inferiority of many of the fans themselves.
- Refrain from Assuming: "The Loophole" is better known by its iconic chorus line, "Fuck Me In The Ass Cause I Love Jesus", since its music video was passed around YouTube under that name.
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: Riki is the Red Oni, while Kate is the Blue Oni.
- Rule 34: The subject and title of S 1 E 2 of the series.
- Self-Deprecation: In "The Fadeaway".And women are hypocrites, especially ones in comedy bands...
- Technical Virgin: The entire premise of "The Loophole".
- Too Much Information: From "Year End Letter":A form letter is the perfect place to announce your divorce(Sorry Charlie left you)Do I want a detailed description of you passing kidney stones, well of course!(I'm gonna go throw up now)
- Unusual Euphemism: The penultimate line in the chorus of "The Loophole" is a euphemism for a penis that changes each time the chorus comes around.Chorus 1: Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization.
Chorus 2: Gimme that sweet sensation of a rock hard rationalization.
Chorus 3: Gimme that sweet sensation of an irrational rationalization.
- Transparent Closet: "Gay Boyfriend".
- Who's Your Daddy?: "Pregnant Women Are Smug" features a hilarious lyric about just this.
THERE'S NOBODY LEEEEEEEFT, I'M ALL ALOOOOOOOONE