we are crystal castles
we are 1 boy and 1 girl
we are named after She-Ra's home
we play rough
— Crystal Castles
Crystal Castles, an electronic Chiptune-esque
band, are composed of Alice Glass and Ethan Kath. They cause quite a bit of ruckus
with their live shows, and often make good use of strobe lights and whatever unfortunate soul is working security. With anything they do, the reaction is always divisive, though their fanbase cherishes them lovingly.
They were the subject of some controversy when they were accused of violating Creative Commons licenses, by stealing artwork and samples from other artists. Specifically, a drum sample by Lo-Bat which featured on Insectica
and the usage of a black-eyed Madonna◊
as an album cover.
These issues were seemingly resolved when they retitled Insectica
to 'Crystal Castles vs Lo-Bat', and it soon became apparent that the artist who created the Madonna
image was prolonging hostilities as he was benefiting from the exposure — Crystal Castles tried to pay him for the image but he refused to provide them with the necessary details.
Their influences include murder, blank looks on girls, and knives
Alice is in charge of vocals and creating havoc, and Ethan mostly does the laptop work.
They have released three studio albums, all self-titled, in 2008, 2010, and 2012. They have also released nine singles thus far: "Crimewave (Crystal Castles vs. HEALTH
)," "Air War," "Vanished," "Courtship Dating," "Celestica," "Baptism," "Not in Love (ft. Robert Smith
)," "Wrath of God," and "Plague".
They are unrelated to the Atari Arcade Game
Tropes that apply to Crystal Castles
- Affectionate Nickname: Alice addresses her bandmate as Ethan Catheter, because he's "the most uncomfortable thing in the world."
- Angrish: Sometimes it's distortion, but the lyrics can dissove into this occasionally. Definitely happens live, though.
- Careful With That Axe: "Doe Deer"
- Chronological Album Title
- Companion Cube: Alice and the amp are legally married in some states.
- Sometimes she kneels down and humps the mic instead.
- Cover Version: Although the studio version of "Crimewave" is technically a remix of the HEALTH song, they often perform it live as one.
- Driven to Suicide: The narrator in "Suffocation" seems as if they definitely have been.
- Film the Hand: Kath is routinely photographed wearing hoodies which obscure some or all of his face. Alice picked up on this habit, and will now cover her face with her sleeve/collar/beer/whatever's handy, even when posing with fans.
- Hello: "Alice Practice" opens with the titular singer exclaiming, "Hi!♥".
- I Ain't Got Time to Bleed: Alice cannot be killed by conventional weapons. She's been kicked in the head by riot police, mobbed in Spain, broken her ankle onstage and performed five months' worth of shows on crutches. Actually, considering their live shows, it's amazing she doesn't get injured more often. And Now You Know why Ethan stays in the back.
- Improbable Weapon User: And then there was the time Alice clobbered a fan with a microphone. The reason is a mystery, but it probably had to do with shows like this.
"If you grab my tit, I'll fucking kick you in the head. Just so we're clear."
- Intercourse with You: "Through the Hosiery":
Feel so good, you said it before.
To your feet, you fall to the floor.
Deep inside, you still want more.
Deal or not, you look to the door.
- Keep Circulating the Tapes
- Last Note Nightmare: "Untrust Us" is a rather soft (albeit crazy) song, which ends with the abrupt wailing of a guitar.
- Long Title: There's a demo floating around the Internet called "Why Do You Cry Every Time I Fuck You?"
- Lyrical Dissonance: Their bouncy, call-and-response single "Courtship Dating" is about human taxidermy.
- Crystal Castles' music in general tend to fit under this. A lot of it sounds fairly upbeat and danceable, but the lyrics on the other hand... but a lot of time it's hard to make ot what Alice is even saying anyway due to the delibrate audio distortion.
- Mad Artist: What happens when you hand Linda Blair a drum machine.
- Multicolored Hair : Alice Glass is a natural blonde. Formerly black, her hair now cycles through pastel colors.
- Nightmare Fetishist: CC's lyrics constantly reference sexually transmitted diseases, abortions, injury, mutilation, and corruption of innocence. They said in an interview before that they wanted to make an album that would "simultaneously make everyone vomit at once" but they seriously take it Up to Eleven.
- Noodle Implements: Ethan remains coy when discussing their sound engineering. He once claimed to smoosh a cake into his soundboard to achieve a desired noise.
- Non-Appearing Title: Almost all of their songs.
- One-Woman Wail: "Tell Me What to Swallow"
- Perishing Alt Rock Voice: Alice does this in "Celestica".
- Performance Video: A cross between this and Surreal Music Video for "Baptism," their second single.
- Self-Titled Album: The first two of their albums, and even then then the third one is just entitled (III).
- Shout-Out: They've never actually seen an episode of She-Ra though.
Alice: (supportively) I hear it's good though.
Ethan: I hear it's bad.
- The Silent Bob: Ethan used to front his own garage rock outfit. Now he looks positively milquetoast next to his frontwoman. (He's actually more talkative than his stage persona would lead you to believe.)
- Single Stanza Song: A number of their songs are based around the repetition of a single set of lyrics.
- In "Doe Deer", Alice just screeches "Deathray!" over and over.
- Spelling Song: "Mother Knows Best". H-E-R-P-E-S.
- Spiteful Spit: According to Kath, Alice (back when she sang with the riot grrrl band) used to spit beer at hecklers from the stage. Nowadays, she can sometimes be spotted taking a swig of Jack and then raining it back onto the crowd, though it's done with affection.
- Starmaking Role: Their appearance on Skins boosted their publicity a lot.
- Studio Chatter: In the middle of "Love and Caring", you can clearly hear Alice snap, "What the fuck is this? Oh, it's the bass."
- Textless Album Cover: All 3 of their albums.
- Word Salad Lyrics: Their first hit in Britain, "Alice Practice", was Kath recording Glass uttering nonsense into a microphone over a drum loop.
Bronze by gold heard the hoofrons,
steelyringing imperthnthn thnthnthn.
Chips, picking chips off rocky thumbnail, chips.
Horrid! And gold flushed more.
- Would Hurt a Child: One interpretation of Violent Youth is that of the song's narrator being powerless to save a child being poisoned by her parents.
- You Gotta Have Purple Hair: Recently, Alice has decided to dye her hair a light shade of purple.