Exactly What It Says on the Tin
So if you come visit, just howl, honk, or moo
And try to pretend you’re an animal, too.
‘Cause if you’re a person, they’ll throw you into
Cage Two of the zoo here in Animaloo.
, a zoo created by some alien race or just a plain crazy person that puts live specimens of humans or other intelligent life on display. This is one of the more likely places you'll go if the Egomaniac Hunter
doesn't kill you after the Most Dangerous Game
Only related to Petting Zoo People
, in if it's run by an intergalactic hunter it may be filled with them.
Could be called the slightly more civil version of People Farms
- Marvel Comics' The Collector did this upon occasion.
- Strange Adventures◊ #108 (September 1959) story "The Human Pet of Gorilla Land". Intelligent gorilla-like alien put human beings on display in a pet store. The story was reprinted in From Beyond the Unknown #14 (December 1971).
- In La debauche, an unemployed man puts himself in a cage of a zoo. His reason for doing this are not known before his death.
- One Punisher story had Kraven the Hunter II create a zoo of animal-themed supervillains, like the Rhino and Vulture.
- In the Disney movie Can of Worms, a species of alien hunted and put on display one of every intelligent species. Ironically enough, they were not allowed to capture unintelligent species due to an intergalactic law.
- In the film version of Mars Attacks!!, the Martians include a man in a clown costume (apparently they believe that clowns are animals) among the numerous specimens they have collected from Earth. They also capture a female newscaster and graft her head onto the body of her dog.
- Another Disney film, Flight of the Navigator.
- A deleted song from Mary Poppins focuses on a "Chimpanzoo" where humans are caged for animals to gawk at.
- The book Planet of the Apes has a zoo with a display of people "in their natural habitat". The scientist of the group from Earth is in this display, and has regressed by the time we see him.
- He had brain damage, and the apes had given him a lobotomy to save his life, not realizing that he had cognitive functions that would be damaged by such a crude operation.
- The main character in Slaughterhouse-Five gets put into one of these (together with a porn star) by the Tralfamadorians.
- In the Isaac Asimov story Breeds There A Man?, Earth is implied to be a laboratory experiment by aliens, with mental controls in place to prevent us from developing interstellar travel. Then humans evolve around the mental blocks ...
- The first Time Machine short story by Donald Keith, "The Day We Explored the Future." A pair of Boy Scouts goes forward in time and is captured by a group of Future Boy Scouts. Their Scoutmaster plans to have them put in a "vivarium".
- L. Frank Baum's The Magical Monarch of Mo. In chapter 12 Prince Zingle travels to the Land of the Civilized Monkeys and is captured by them (they consider him to be a dangerous animal) and put in a zoo. He eventually escapes and returns to Mo.
- Star Trek did this a couple of times.
- Occurred in the episode "A Day at the Zoo" of Lost in Space and the two part episode "The Keeper"
- The Twilight Zone TOS episodes. Carried out in "People Are Alike All Over" and attempted in "Hocus-Pocus and Frisby".
- Subverted in an episode from the 1985 revival series. The Children's Zoo had a zoo that was like this, but it was a zoo that focused on bad parents. Children who receive invitations to this zoo are allowed to exchange their parents with a brand new mother and father who're much more caring and attentive. A little girl receives a new mom and dad and leaves with them, while her old parents are left behind in a display, screaming at her to come back.
- One of the last episodes of The Office had Kevin mention that he always assumed that the reason the documentary crew followed them around was because he and his coworkers were in some kind of human zoo.
- Are You Afraid of the Dark? Had the episode "The Tale Of The Closet Keepers" where some aliens who use closets as portals capture kids to put in a zoo.
- First Doctor companion Steven in Doctor Who was being kept in one for two years by robots called Mechanoids. The Doctor broke him out while trying to fight off a crew of Daleks out to kill him and he stowed away on the TARDIS soon after. Being kept in isolation for two years has led to him having No Social Skills, leading to the Doctor finding him a bit abrasive.
- In the Red Dwarf episode 'Holoship', a Hologram observer notes that he would recommend Last of His Kind human Lister for a zoo exhibit, if he weren't so unnecessarily ugly.
- In Star Control 2 Admiral ZEX has one of these. And he wants you to be his latest addition.
- This is why Tomator kidnapped The Lost Vikings.
- In Batman: Arkham City, the Penguin has a museum featuring several of Gotham's finest criminals, although most of them are either dead or have broken out by the time Batman gets there.
- In Tropico 3, you can build 'authentic Native villages' as a tourist attraction, although the description notes that the people in them are all employees as the natives were all wiped out by European colonialists centuries ago.
- Occurred in the episode "A Zoo Out There" of Buzz Lightyear of Star Command.
- Interestingly, two of the aliens running the human zoo in Buzz Lightyear were voiced by Jonathan Harris and Billy Mumy of Lost in Space. A stealth Actor Allusion / Shout-Out?
- "Operation: Z.O.O." from Codename: Kids Next Door has a zoo of kids.
- And in another episode there was Bully Island, though the bullies didn't speak or really act human, more like dinosaurs.
- "The Main Man" from Superman: The Animated Series involved an intergalactic collector that liked to acquire the last of any species in the entire universe. While he included beasts in his collection, he also ended up collecting Superman and Lobo as they were the last known Kryptonian and Czarnian, respectively. Of course that idea didn't end well for him.
- Star Trek: The Animated Series episode "The Eye of the Beholder"
- One of the couch gags in The Simpsons puts the titular family in one of these. Run by Kang and Kodos' species, of course.
- Captain Planet featured an episode where an alien came to incorporate the Planeteers into a collection of doomed species from across the galaxy. Fitting with the series' theme, he thought mankind, treating the Earth as they were, were doomed to extinction.
- The New Adventures of Superman episode "The Robot of Riga". Aliens kidnap Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane and put them in a cage on their home planet Riga.
- This was what Regular Show was going to be about before they re-tooled it.
- Happens in an episode of The Fairly OddParents when Dark Laser put the Turner family in an intergalactic zoo for profit. Timmy's parents don't seem to mind much.
- This happened in the backstory to the Batman Beyond two-parter where Superman showed up to reconstitute the Justice League. An alien collected specimens of other species that were the Last of Their Kind, including the arc's Puppeteer Parasite Big Bad. Unfortunately for him, among the specimens he collected was the Man of Steel, who broke out the minute his captor's back was turned.
- This event was shown previously in Superman: The Animated Series: the alien collector, known as The Preserver, hired the bounty hunter Lobo to capture Superman because he was the last Kryptonian. The Preserver proceeded to capture Lobo as well since he was the last Czarnian, and they staged their escape together.
- In Futurama, Fry and Leela go to a private resort, which unbeknown to them, is actually the human habitat of a zoo in a planet of intelligent apes.
- The Denver Zoo did this once, presumably using volunteers working for charity on pledges. They got complaints from parents and animal rights groups alike.
- Edinburgh Zoo once held a similar exhibition, using performance artists in an enclosure that used to have ducks in it.
- In ancient Rome, this was just a normal day at the Colosseum.
- A pygmy named Ota Benga was kept in the Bronx Zoo in 1906.
- Many zoos in Europe had "authentic Negro villages" built in them during the 19th century. The people in them were usually at least nominally volunteer and were paid (poorly), but needless to say, it was a quite humiliating practice.
- Ota Benga's career began at the 1904 St. Louis World's Fair. Most World's Fairs between 1889 and 1939 included human displays of "inferior" (meaning non-white) people in their allegedly natural surroundings, as well as Renaissance-Faire style recreations of old-fashioned European towns. Other human exhibits included celebrities like Helen Keller and occasionally premature babies. Oddly, many of the participants were there willingly; the pay could be surprisingly good.
- Circus "side shows" often have elements of this, with humans (either with unusual physical features or unusual talents, such as sword swallowing) being exhibited alongside animals.