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Nothing Left To Do But Die
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One of the reasons that immortality or pseudo-immortality sometimes sucks is boredom. Eventually you've seen everything, done everything, eaten everything, had sex with everything that's a consenting adult in every possible way, and you haven't read, seen, heard or played anything for a thousand years that seemed truly new or original. So, it's time to end it all.
This is when a pseudo-immortal (can die in some particular way but doesn't die of old age) character decides to kill themselves simply because they're bored.
Can occasionally happen with a character with human lifespan, if they're very old or if their life has been very eventful.
See Seen It All Suicide for when a disposable character is shown to do this as a gag to hammer home how weird some event they've just seen is.
Examples:
Anime and Manga
Comic Books
- DC Comics: this was the origin story of the first Mr. Terrific, who was seriously considering suicide because he was just too damn good at everything to find anything interesting anymore. Then he discovered crime-fighting. Problem solved.
- After shooting and burying his nemesis Spider-Man, Kraven had no further goals and committed suicide.
- One of the possible motivations for Morpheus's probable suicide in Sandman.
Commercials
- Inverted in an advertisement for high-end bathroom fixtures, when a bedridden grandmother reassures her gathered relatives that she's already experienced everything good in life, so is content to pass on. Then she glances out a window and notices the fancy new tub in a neighbor's bathroom, and uses her last breath to curse that she missed her chance to try it.
Film
- Phil fails to do this in Groundhog Day. Or, rather, he succeeds multiple times...Crowning Moment of Funny too.
- In Hook, Captain Hook remarks, "There is no adventure here," and puts a flintlock to his head, but Smee stops him from killing himself.
Literature
Live-Action TV
MMORPGs
- Common when people have run out of things to do in EVE Online, and often can be justified as in-character.
Music
- Matthew Sweet's song "Someone to Pull the Trigger" (the title an example of Exactly What It Says on the Tin}, which includes the line, "Everything I'll ever be, I've been."
- Implied in "Try Not To Breathe" by R.E.M..
Tabletop Games
- Happened in Exalted- in the First Age, some Celestial Exalted died because they were just bored and wanted to start over.
- Not quite suicide, but similar: in the Classic D&D game, characters who attain supreme Immortal status, but get bored with playing super-godlings, can forfeit their Immortality to be reborn as a mortal again. Characters who do this once, then work their way up to supreme Immortal status again, Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence and are permanently removed from play.
- Some tabletop RPG players, not realizing that it's possible to simply retire a player character if they've gotten bored with it, have had their PCs commit suicide so they can roll up a new one.
- In Scion, there's a character named Niobe. Ever hear the story from Greek Mythology about how the gods created a cloud that looked like Hera to test Ixion's intentions? She was that cloud. She's lived for thousands of years, taken hundreds of husbands and borne thousands of children, and she can't die. Even if someone kills her, she comes back a few minutes later. Players can get on her good side by either rejuvenating her will to live or coming up with a way to end her life for good. (A major reason to do so: she always knows where the Golden Fleece is.)
Video Games
- If successful at the button input at the end of Zasalamel's story in Soul Calibur 3, he sits down and writes book after book (eventually enough to fill a city library), all based on his past lives. With the last book done and his quill dry, he just sits back and waits for his long-welcomed end.
Webcomics
Web Original
- This site
suggests the possibility that humanity could all one day evolve into a super intelligent singularity, learn everything there is to learn, get bored and decide to end their own existence.
- Apparently the result of drinking "the perfect drink" as brewed by SCP-294.
Subject later committed suicide, leaving a note which read "I'm sorry, but at this point everything's just one big letdown." Requesting such a drink again is highly discouraged.
- Raocow, during his Let's Play of Vip 5 (a Super Mario World hack). Upon seeing the overworld map for the first time,
he scrolls around the whole screen to look at everything, then he stops talking so he can hum along with the background music. Then:
Raocow: Well, now I've got an argument that life isn't worth living anymore, because I doubt I'll ever experience anything better ever in my life. So, um, this is the last video ever I'll ever make as I'm going to end my life shortly. See y'all in the afterlife.
- After Linkara poked a MASSIVE hole in Missingno's plan to absorb all of existance, he followed that up by suggesting that it kill itself. And it works.
Western Animation
Real Life
- Actor George Sanders committed suicide and left a note behind saying he'd done it because he was bored.
- Same with Hunter S. Thompson, though he also claimed to have done it because he had been alive for seventeen more years than he actually wanted to be. His family states it was a well-thought out act resulting from Thompson's many painful and chronic medical conditions.
- Also George Eastman, the creator of Kodak left a note saying "To my Friends, My work is done. Why wait?"
- This also appears to be the reason for Ernest Hemingway's suicide, as well.
- An old Italian saying: "Vedi Napoli e poi mori" (See Naples and die) plays with this trope. It can mean that after seeing beautiful Naples, you can die happily. Joke is, it can also mean "See Naples and then Mori" (Mori is a town in northern Italy).
- Naples is also an Italian euphemism for Hell. So it can also be interpreted as something along the lines of "See Hell and die." (Va fa napoli, or something very close, is essentially the Italian bowdlerised version of Go to Hell.)
- The possibility of this was invoked by Dr Johnson when he stated, "When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life." (Parodied in the Douglas Adams example in the Literature section.)
- Certain real-world religions allow suicide in this situation, usually by self-starvation and often only for those considered particularly spiritually advanced, including Hinduism
, Jainism , and in the past Japanese Buddhism and Catharism .
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