The Diamond Age, Or, A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer is a novel by Neal Stephenson about a world where nanotechnology has become ubiquitous and society has fractured along subcultural lines. Wait, no: it's about the role of human interaction in childrearing, as seen through the lens of an advanced educational simulation — something like an infinitely more sophisticated Oregon Trail game. No, that's not it either: it's about the influence of culture upon psychological development. Or is it about the breakdown of hierarchical social structures in the face of technological empowerment, or about that certain je ne sais quoi that separates souls from simulations?Needless to say, it's got layers.Nano-engineer John Percival Hackworth creates "The Young Ladies' Illustrated Primer", an interactive, educational storybook of incredible sophistication, for a high-ranking child of the neo-Victorian aristocracy he belongs to. Hackworth is also a father, however, and temptation on behalf of his own daughter eventually gets the better of him; his attempt to divert a copy sparks a series of a series of crimes and misadventures that eventually place the book into the hands of Nell, an abused child in the neighboring slums of Shanghai. The remainder of the novel is largely a Coming of Age Story surrounding Nell's childhood and adolescence, both in the virtual world of the Primer and amid the unstable real-world network of competing subcultural "phyles"; many episodes from neo-Confucian justice, neo-Victorian high society, and Hackworth's increasingly strange career find their way into the labyrinthine plot as well. It's all bound to come to a head eventually... and it does, after some typically Stephensonian digressions into Turing completeness, packet-switched network routing, and the nature of artificial intelligence.
This book provides examples of:
Action Girl: Nell grows into a multidisciplinary warrior, engineer, and princess thanks to the Primer's influence.
Badass Israeli: Carl joins up with two Israelis who help him fight through the Fists. They just happen to have cybernetic guns in their heads.
Big Brother Instinct: Harv is a thug, a gang member, and a thief, but he will do anything to help his sister Nell.
Blazing Inferno Hellfire Sauce: Hackworth tastes a sandwich seasoned with "McWhirter's Original Condiment", and attempts to describe its flavour by imagining its ingredients, which include but are not limited to "blackstrap molasses, butts of clove cigarettes, uranium mill tailings, red fuming nitric acid, blue chrysotile asbestos and natural flavourings".
Book Ends: The story begins and ends with the the ringing of changes from bells on New Chusan.
Continuity Nod: A lot of them in regards to Stephenson's other novel Snow Crash, most of them being based around the character Miss Matheson (making it heavily implied that she's Y.T.). When asked whether she was Y.T. or not, he said, "I refuse to give a definitive answer to that question." Twice.
Cultured Badass: The Constable who looks after Nell while she stays at Dovetail is implied to be a former general who is still working as a mercenary. Nell herself racks up quite a body count, as do the Mouse Army, all of whom are noted for having very proper neo-Victorian accents to their english.
Disproportionate Retribution: In the beginning of the book, Hackworth prints a secret copy of the Illustrated Primer to give to his daughter. For this offense he is sentenced to ten strokes of the cane and ten years in prison. However this sentence is "mitigated" to one stroke of the cane and ten years in a secret mind-controlling cult during which he lives in a semi-dreamlike state performing tantric sex rituals, being buggered by men, and committing acts of pseudo-cannibalism in order to propagate and exchange nanomachines which live in his brain and are transmitted through bodily fluids. Oh yeah, and he's got a wife and kid, who know whats happening to him, but don't do anything about it. Except divorce his ass.
Though to be fair, it wasn't like Judge Fang was deliberately sentencing him to a sex cult. The actual punishment from Judge Fang was one stroke of the cane and the encryption key to the Illustrated Primer so that it could be used for orphaned baby girls in the Celestial Kingdom. The problem was that since Hackworth couldn't provide that many encryption keys, Fang sent him to his new-found idol Dr. X to provide service in lieu of imprisonment. Everyone including the neo-Victorians thought that Dr. X would take Hackworth to the Celestial Kingdom to do engineering work, it's just that Dr. X had something completely different in mind...
Decoy Protagonist: As the book begins, we're introduced to a thuggish cyberpunk protagonist straight out of the low-rent sci-fi movies of the late Eighties, complete with spiffy black leather clothes, skull-mounted nanotech weapons, and life of petty crime. Within a hundred pages he's been gruesomely executed for armed robbery, and his neglected four-year-old daughter turns out to be the book's real heroine.
Explosive Leash: Cookie Cutters: cell-sized explosives capable of taking a small chunk out of a person, and usually injected into them in quantity. They can be detonated after a period of time (known as the Seven Minute Special), by remote control, or by passing a radio barrier. Used for execution and prisoner restraint (in large quantities) or for pacifying criminals (usually one is enough).
Fan Disservice: There is a long, heavily detailed description of an orgy centered around an attractive young woman. The orgy ends in the woman dying by the nanomachines passed into her overheating, cooking her alive, and her remains being consumed by the crowd.
Judge, Jury, and Executioner: The neo-Confucian Judge Fang, who has the powers (and the robes and beard) of a judge from when China was an empire. He himself says that he combines the roles of detective, judge, jury and executioner. The accused is not allowed to speak in his own defense. (The author has been accused of making errors in his portrayal of Confucianism, although a strong case could be made for the characters being the ones in error, probably deliberately.)
Only Electric Sheep Are Cheap: This is how the Dovetail phyle supports itself, as due to the omnipresence of free-access matter compilers, the distinguishing marker of luxury goods is whether it is handmade or not. In this world, a flawless diamond window pane is cheap as dirt (as that's what diamond is—a carbon lattice structure—and is the easiest thing for a matter compiler to make), whereas hand blown glass (with a few obvious flaws added in so that everyone will know that it is hand made) costs a fortune.
One character expresses disbelief that anything as complex as woven fabric could possibly be made by anything other than specially engineered nanobots.
Parental Incest: There is something chilling about describing pedophilia from the perspective of a child being sexually abused:
Part 1: Sometimes he would have Nell come into the bathroom with him and help scrub his back, because he couldn't quite reach one spot in the middle. Sometimes he would look at Nell's hair and tell her that she needed a bath, and then she would take off her clothes and climb into the shower with him and he would help wash her.
Part 2: She knew from the way Harv had reacted that the showers were a bad thing, and in a way it felt good to know this because it explained why it felt wrong. She did not know how to stop Mark from making her take the shower this evening.
Planet of Hats: Earth has become one. Stereotypes are not only common, but socially enforced in a cultural cold war.
Prophecies Are Always Right: The story of Princess Nell is eerily prescient, even in its simplest form. Justified in that there's a human intelligence and insanely smart onboard computer examining Nell's life as she lives it, but seriously...
Proud Warrior Race Guy: The Zulus that join Carl's group fighting the Fists are armed with spears. When another man joins the group, he notes, "Good, you have Zulus." The man is a Boer, so his approval is a nice piece of historical irony.
Rape as Drama: Nell is abused by one of her mother's boyfriends, is almost raped once more as a child, and then, well... She's rather outraged at some atrocity that had been committed to her body (twice) by Fists, after it's mentioned two paragraphs earlier that she's afraid that Fists will rape her.
Fridge Brilliance: The oblique language and veiled references to Nell's abuse and rape at the hands of her captors are a nod to the way such scenes were handled in actual Victorian literature.
Followed by Nellmanufacturing a nanomachine chainsword and killing the hell out of every Fist she comes across during her escape.
Even so, this is surprisingly tame in its application; Nell's above rampage is implied to be a survival tactic as much as anything else, and saying "she was raped twice" goes into as much detail as the text does. The word "rape" doesn't even appear until several scenes later.
Screw Destiny: Nell kills the nanomachines in Miranda's blood, stopping the ritual that will create the Seed, but kill Miranda. The result of this is left uncertain.
Serious Business: Every culture in the novel is a hat based around some theme. Being the ideal embodiment of your culture's theme is Serious Freaking Business.