It came to Earth... and now its spawn goes to high school!
Go, Mutants! is the second novel from Larry Doyle, author of the critically acclaimed I Love You, Beth Cooper. It's a science-fiction story set in the Seventies of an Alternate Universe, where the creatures of B-movie legend walk the streets along with ordinary humans. The story centers on J!m Anderson—teenage son of the late Andi Ra, an evil alien that once tried to conquer the human race—as he struggles through high school and life in an alien-unfriendly society. Rounding out the cast of creatures are J!m's friends, a radioactive biker ape named Johnny Love, a gelatinous blob posing as a fat kid named Jelly, and Marie Rand, an ordinary high school student—and the love of J!m's life.Apparently, it's being optioned for film. The author says he's writing the screenplay for Ron Howard, but he's likely joking about that.
Nixon beat Kennedy in the famous presidential campaign, though he was later assassinated by none other than John Glenn.
Kennedy, on the other hand, became fat, renounced Catholicism and later decided to attempt another run for the presidency, emphatically denying he had any carnal relationship with his running mate Norma Baker, who is a spacecow.
Ronald Reagan is also in the presidential race, though his chances have been hurt severely upon the public discovery that his wife Nancy is really Si-Tchun of the Fulong, a race dedicated to the eradication of men.
Albert Einstein, while still a Nobel Prize winning scientist, is ridiculed as a crank and a traitor for having befriended J!m's father.
Elvis and his brother survived to the present day, and continue to sing as a duet.
Stanley Lieber never went into writing comics, and is instead a philosopher-poet.
Ambiguously Gay: Tubesteak. He seems to have a total thing for Russ and takes way too much pleasure in pantsing J!m.
Bigger Is Better in Bed: Apparently a lot of girls thought that J!m was very well endowed. Until they all find out that it was just a tail he was hiding in his jeans and he actually doesn't have a dick at all.
Bizarre Alien Reproduction: J!m's species apparently can mate (after all, where do you think he came from?) despite their lack of external genitalia.
Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: The series gets a lot of its humor from describing in-universe mundane circumstances that would be very odd to us. For example after a description of Marie's lawn, including her lawn gnomes...
The robognomes let her pass, for it was not time for her to become her Courtesan Queen.
Though this is definitely not intentional, J!m's species bears a strange resemblance to the main character in the movie Mega Mind.
E.T. Gave Us Wi-Fi: Inverted, its humanity's development of nuclear weapons that brings us to the attention of other species at first. Later played straight when Andi Ra', J!m's father, builds the Internet Plex for humankind.
Everybody Lives: This novel has a surprisingly low body count. Except for a couple of Mooks, no one dies throughout the novel. In fact several characters thought dead actually turn out to be alive, leaving the body count at the end less than what it started with.
Fantastic Racism: Due to interactions with aliens, mutants, monsters, and robots in the past, humankind has become quite xenophobic in this timeline. Despite it being in the seventies, there doesn't seem to be any Civil Rights issues present. Perhaps white and black really did team up on green in this timeline.
Friend to All Living Things: Marie sort of fits this trope, as she is pretty much the only human to be nice to everyone, wether they are alien, mutant, robot, or even Russ.
Government Conspiracy: It turns out the president is a madman locked up in an underground base, J!m's father is still alive, and Rusty's grandfather General Ford is running the conspiracy to cover up what really happened when aliens landed and keep humanity xenophobic.
We Come in Peace — Shoot to Kill: What ends up happening. Surprisingly though it wasn't caused by the human populace in general, but rather a Government conspiracy (and not by the entire government either). Later we learn that the first alien to land on earth was considered a Communist for his pacifist ways... and tortured to death.
Intelligent Gerbil: Miw's species, which are intelligent cats, Cowgirls from Alpha Tauri, and an intelligent chicken