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Of funny mercenaries Battle to the death The Scout Small and annoying This Boston brat runs quickly Someone shut him up The Soldier Square jawed and crew-cut No grip on reality Bona-fide batshit The Pyro Mumbling though gas mask Asbestos-clad enigma Sets people on fire The Demoman Black Scottish Cyclops Makes people explode a lot Chugs scrumpy—KA-BEEEEWM The Heavy Giant Russian man Says your whole team is babies Talks to food and guns The Engineer Quiet Texas guy Builds stuff to aid defenses Answer? Use more gun The Medic Call for the doctor He may come heal you, or not Hurting is more fun The Sniper Lone-wolf Aussie bloke Pops heads, calls others wankers Weird issues with pee The Spy Dastardly French spy Seeks new people to backstab He's not on your side The Administrator Angry chain smoker Yells at always-fighting clones Don't cross the lady It doesn't matter As to who wins or loses Eternal stalemate YO! NEEDA DISPENSA HEA! MEDIC! MEDIC! DOC! Now is a good time to run. I AM BULLETPROOF! Explosion of viscera. The Scottish laughs fall.
But who cares about the fight? It's about the hats. Fight with some guys with blue clothes And they all have hats.
Heavy and Medic draw near Swiftly comes your fate.
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