Identical teams
Of funny mercenaries
Battle to the death
The Scout
Small and annoying
This Boston brat runs quickly
Someone shut him up
The Soldier
Square jawed and crew-cut
No grip on reality
Bona-fide batshit
The Pyro
Mumbling though gas mask
Asbestos-clad enigma
Sets people on fire
The Demoman
Black Scottish Cyclops
Makes people explode a lot
Chugs scrumpy—KA-BEEEEWM
The Heavy
Giant Russian man
Says your whole team is babies
Talks to food and guns
The Engineer
Quiet Texas guy
Builds stuff to aid defenses
Answer? Use more gun
The Medic
Call for the doctor
He may come heal you, or not
Hurting is more fun
The Sniper
Lone-wolf Aussie bloke
Pops heads, calls others wankers
Weird issues with pee
The Spy
Dastardly French spy
Seeks new people to backstab
He's not on your side
The Administrator
Angry chain smoker
Yells at always-fighting clones
Don't cross the lady
It doesn't matter
As to who wins or loses
Eternal stalemate
FOYIAH FOIYAH HELP!
YO! NEEDA DISPENSA HEA!
MEDIC! MEDIC! DOC!
I just got ubered.
Now is a good time to run.
I AM BULLETPROOF!
An electronic chirp.
Explosion of viscera.
The Scottish laughs fall.
- Hyruleboy
Battle of two teams,
But who cares about the fight?
It's about the hats.
Phlogistinator
Ten seconds full crits for fire
Pro raging ensues
Some guys with red clothes
Fight with some guys with blue clothes
And they all have hats.
- The Mike
Your teammates are dead
Heavy and Medic draw near
Swiftly comes your fate.
Team Fortress 2 hats
Sold them to some guy online
I got twenty bucks
- — Ian07
Ubercharge
Mad doctor cackles.
Angry fat Russian fires gun.
Fighter's worst nightmare.
Baby face blaster.
Who needs jumping? Not this Scout.
Hit-and-run is fun.
Rescue Ranger? Meh.
I'd rather have my shotgun.
My buildings are fine.
Spycicle
Cold weapon protects
Warmth is a lesser threat now
I still hate pyros
Axtinguisher
Set on fire, then smack
enemy for melee crit.
Overpowered? No.
Archimedes, no!
Get out of that man's rib-cage!
Sorry about that.
- -Inceptiond
Killer's Kabuto
A haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Fan O'War
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are marked for death
Concheror
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Half-Zatoichi
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Conniver's Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Samur-Eye
One-eyed scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Dread Knot
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Geisha Boy
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Noh Mercy
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
