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Haiku: Team Fortress 2
Identical teams
Of funny mercenaries
Battle to the death

The Scout
Small and annoying
This Boston brat runs quickly
Someone shut him up

The Soldier
Square jawed and crew-cut
No grip on reality
Bona-fide batshit

The Pyro
Mumbling though gas mask
Asbestos-clad enigma
Sets people on fire

The Demoman
Black Scottish Cyclops
Makes people explode a lot
Chugs scrumpy—KA-BEEEEWM

The Heavy
Giant Russian man
Says your whole team is babies
Talks to food and guns

The Engineer
Quiet Texas guy
Builds stuff to aid defenses
Answer? Use more gun

The Medic
Call for the doctor
He may come heal you, or not
Hurting is more fun

The Sniper
Lone-wolf Aussie bloke
Pops heads, calls others wankers
Weird issues with pee

The Spy
Dastardly French spy
Seeks new people to backstab
He's not on your side

The Administrator
Angry chain smoker
Yells at always-fighting clones
Don't cross the lady

It doesn't matter
As to who wins or loses
Eternal stalemate

FOYIAH FOIYAH HELP!
YO! NEEDA DISPENSA HEA!
MEDIC! MEDIC! DOC!

I just got ubered.
Now is a good time to run.
I AM BULLETPROOF!

An electronic chirp.
Explosion of viscera.
The Scottish laughs fall.
Hyruleboy

Battle of two teams,
But who cares about the fight?
It's about the hats.

Some guys with red clothes
Fight with some guys with blue clothes
And they all have hats.
The Mike

Your teammates are dead
Heavy and Medic draw near
Swiftly comes your fate.

Ubercharge
Mad doctor cackles.
Angry fat Russian fires gun.
Fighter's worst nightmare.
~Oblivion23

Baby face blaster.
Who needs jumping? Not this Scout.
Hit-and-run is fun.

Rescue Ranger? Meh.
I'd rather have my shotgun.
My buildings are fine.

Spycicle
Cold weapon protects
Warmth is a lesser threat now
I still hate pyros

Axtinguisher
Set on fire, then smack
enemy for melee crit.
Overpowered? No.

Archimedes, no!
Get out of that man's rib-cage!
Sorry about that.
-Inceptiond
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