Identical teams\\
Of funny mercenaries\\
Battle to the death

''[[AC:The Scout]]''\\
Small and annoying\\
This Boston brat runs quickly\\
Someone shut him up

''[[AC:The Soldier]]''\\
Square jawed and crew-cut\\
No grip on reality\\
Bona-fide batshit

''[[AC:The Pyro]]''\\
Mumbling though gas mask\\
Asbestos-clad enigma\\
Sets people on fire

''[[AC:The Demoman]]''\\
Black Scottish Cyclops\\
Makes people explode a lot\\
Chugs scrumpy--KA-BEEEEWM

''[[AC:The Heavy]]''\\
Giant Russian man\\
Says your whole team is babies\\
Talks to food and guns

''[[AC:The Engineer]]''\\
Quiet Texas guy\\
Builds stuff to aid defenses\\
Answer? Use more gun

''[[AC:The Medic]]''\\
Call for the doctor\\
He may come heal you, or not\\
Hurting is more fun

''[[AC:The Sniper]]''\\
Lone-wolf Aussie bloke\\
Pops heads, calls others wankers\\
Weird issues with pee

''[[AC:The Spy]]''\\
Dastardly French spy\\
Seeks new people to backstab\\
He's not on your side

''[[AC:The Administrator]]''\\
Angry chain smoker\\
Yells at always-fighting clones\\
Don't cross the lady

It doesn't matter\\
As to who wins or loses\\
Eternal stalemate
-->-[[{{Tropers/Stealth}} Stealth]]

FOYIAH FOIYAH HELP!\\
YO! NEEDA DISPENSA HEA!\\
MEDIC! MEDIC! DOC!
-->[[{{Tropers/LNERfan}} LNER fan]]

I just got ubered.\\
Now is a good time to run.\\
I AM BULLETPROOF!
-->Tropers/RayneCyro

An electronic chirp.\\
Explosion of viscera.\\
The Scottish laughs fall.
-->Hyruleboy

Battle of two teams,\\
But who cares about the fight?\\
It's about the hats.
-->Tropers/TheAlbinoPrimid

Phlogistinator\\
Ten seconds full crits for fire\\
Pro raging ensues\\

-->[[{{Tropers/FameTV}} N]]

Some guys with red clothes\\
Fight with some guys with blue clothes\\
And they all have hats.
-->The Mike

Your teammates are dead\\
Heavy and Medic draw near\\
Swiftly comes your fate.
-->AdamC

''[[AC:Ubercharge]]''\\
Mad doctor cackles.\\
Angry fat Russian fires gun.\\
Fighter's worst nightmare.
-->~Oblivion23

Baby face blaster.\\
Who needs jumping? Not this Scout.\\
Hit-and-run is fun.
-->Tropers/CleverPun

Rescue Ranger? Meh.\\
I'd rather have my shotgun.\\
My buildings are fine.
-->Tropers/CleverPun

''[[AC:Spycicle]]''\\
Cold weapon protects\\
Warmth is a lesser threat now\\
I still hate pyros
-->Tropers/CleverPun

''[[AC:Axtinguisher]]''\\
Set on fire, then smack\\
enemy for melee crit.\\
Overpowered? No.

Archimedes, no!\\
Get out of that man's rib-cage!\\
Sorry about that.
-->-Inceptiond

[[WMG:In-game haiku:]]

''[[AC:Killer's Kabuto]]''\\
A haiku for war.\\
To defeat one's enemies.\\
Honor the crocket.

''[[AC:Fan O'War]]''\\
Winds of Gravel Pit\\
Scout brings on his deadly fan!\\
You are marked for death

''[[AC:Concheror]]''\\
With buff, some damage\\
Dished out by nearby teammates\\
Comes back as healing

''[[AC:Half-Zatoichi]]''\\
Soldiers and Demos\\
Can duel with katanas\\
For a one-hit kill

''[[AC:Conniver's Kunai]]''\\
Start off with low health\\
Kill somebody with this knife\\
Steal all of their health

''[[AC:Samur-Eye]]''\\
One-eyed scottish drunk\\
Dons his helmet for battle\\
Blacks out, misses war

''[[AC:Dread Knot]]''\\
Crybabies cower\\
At the approach of fat man\\
With terrible hair

''[[AC:Geisha Boy]]''\\
Frog leaps into pond\\
Lotus blossoms fall to earth\\
Medic has girl's hair

''[[AC:Noh Mercy]]''\\
Chain-smoking Frenchman\\
Skulks in shadows, then attacks\\
Terrifying mask