Funny: The Completionist
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Mega Man X
- How the Completionist introduces the show to the masses
Jirard: This show is a catalyst for me to review games from the classic era to the next and current generation of consoles, to even the old school arcade days of PC and old school Atari Gaming. I'm also going to be reviewing games that you guys, the fans suggest. Games that I haven't even played before and that's where the fun comes in because I get to hear your ideas and that kind of thing. And also because I'm an entertaining Whore. Whore.
The Secret of Mana
- The introduction is just the premise of any game review show ever.
Jirard: Welcome to The Completionist, where I play games! And you watch them.
- When discussing the plot of the game they use The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past as cutscenes to show the plot of the game.
Greg: (In a cackling whisper) The Secret of Mana
- When discussing the enemies
Jirard: Ferocious beasts like turtles with wheels...
Greg: (in a bored tone) Vroom.
Jirard: ducks with helmets...
Greg: (still bored) Quack.
Jirard: and books.
Greg: READ ME!
- Neeko the Price Gouging Cat.
Neeko: AH, GIVE ME YA MONEY!
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2
- Whenever Jirard says "Hawk" Greg makes a hawk noise. Since this joke was getting obnoxious to Jirard he supplemented the word with other types of birds.
- When Old Man Snitchez uses a glitch to get lots of hang time on a wall-ride he tells the audience a story about his younger years.
- You get to play as Shpidah-Mang.
- BEARS! Becomes a Running Gag later on.
Super Meat Boy
- The re-enactment of of Meat Boy and Bandage Girl's relationship. Bandage Girl is just so deadpan.
Meat Boy: Okay Bandage Girl, I'm coming to save you!Bandage Girl: Come on over.Meat Boy: Alright attempt number 1076.Bandage Girl: Oh, watch out for those blades.Meat Boy: NYUGH—*dies*
- After completing Super Meat Boy Jirard "dies" (He just passed out). Greg mourns him for five seconds before taking over the show.
Sonic 3 and Knuckles
- What Jirard thought "rolling around at the speed of sound" meant Heroin
- It then cuts to him taking Heroin and saying that he doesn't have a problem.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time
- Inception music plays while Michaelangelo gets hit by planks in the face
- His Completion Bonus? He can't beat the game
Mega Man Legends
- When it looks like the video will be another Mediocre-ist review Jirard talks over the intro and switches back to the main theme.
Super Mario RPG
- This exchange, which takes place as Jirard is detailing the special abilities of each playable character:
Defend it! - Duke Nukem Forever
- The "Do you own a gun?" Brick Joke.
The Internet: No further questions, Your Honour!
- Jirard has trouble finding the game.
- Greg wants to ride the teacups in disneyland
Greg: I want to spin around in circles and vomit for many hours!
- The screenshot for his rating has him eating a box.
Star Fox 64
- Their Overhype over the game's rumble pack.
- Greg isn't even using one and he's still excited
The Laser Clown Trailer
Girl Investigator: Everywhere this Clown goes, people die. The one thing they have in common is that they're internet trolls. But why?
Sonic Adventure: Director's Cut
- Hey Sega, if I wanted to buy Sega Bass Fishing, I'd buy Sega Bass Fishing!
- Jirard's insistence that Big the Cat does not exist. Coupled with Greg's shouts of "BIG... THE CAHT!"
- The intro with Peanut Butter Gamer showing up.
Jirard: PBG? How do did you get to my house from Texas?!
PBG: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Greg: Well, maybe we should ask Jon. (Camera pans over to JonTron laying on a bed) Do you know how PBG got here?
Jon: ...Get the f[BEARS!]k out my house.
Greg: But this is Jirard's house.
Jon: (Turning in the bed) ... THE PIZZA-PLETIONIST.
- "King Boo King of the Boos"
Mega Man X 4
- Greg tries to reassue Jirard that he doesn't have to do the game four times while Jirard is rambling incoherently. Eventually he just blurts out...
Jirard: AHM THE COMPORTIONIST, TELLING YOU TO EAT HEALTHY. GREG, PLAY YOUR VIDEO GAMES.
- When trying to pull Jirard out of his Heroic BSOD, Greg calls Davis from The Warp Zone.
Fish: Got anything?
Davis: I could just... Take his games.
Greg: What the hell would that do?
Davis: Then I would- Then I would have more games.
Fish: Yeah, that's good!
Greg: Beat ...I shouldn't have called you.
Defend it!- Resident Evil 5
- When the time comes for the Internet to cross examine Jirard's witness (Davis from the Warp Zone, who'd also brought Schroeder), he outright ignores Davis and proceeds to scream at Schroeder for thirty seconds.
Judge Greg: Well... That was utterly frightening.
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
- Jirard completing the one mission that had a less than point one thousand percent chance of success.
Metal Gear Solid
- Jirard trying to hide from Greg.
- Greg singing Aerosmith's "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" in fluent German to ProtonJon.
Super Mario 3 D World
- Having to switch from pieces of other videos they've made to a silly bit of the Mario cast in kitty suits running around to an obscure dance song.
Greg: But we've already used that one before!
Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
- F*** you, Greg.
Crash Bandicoot 3
- "WHO'S NED?" (Referring to Dr. Neo Cortex's constant name mispronunciation in the CB 2 video.
Super Smash Bros. For Wii U & 3 DS
Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
- Greg's title parodies of Indiana Jones.
Greg: Indiana Toad and the Raiders of the Lost Lark!Jirard: I don't get it.Greg: A lark is a small bird!
Super Beard Bros.
A Link To The Past
- The opening of Part 1:
Jirard: What's up people, I am Jirard.Alex: And I am Alex.Jirard: And this is Link to the Past.Alex: And I am Alex.
- How many times has Jirard played the game? Well into the triple digits. Then again, he is the Completionist.
Super Weird Bros.
- Basically the entirety of the Kaizo Mario #1 episode. Jirard spends thirty minutes getting through a single level of the game, even with getting constant tips from Alex, and then getting through half of the next level in one minute, without even trying. He even undergoes Sanity Slippage at several points.
- In the second Kaizo Mario episode, after many failures of a particularly hard challenge, Alex recommends Jirard takes "a breather". Jirard's "breather" consists of him exhaling once, and then immediately continuing the game.
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