Funny / The Brave Little Toaster

  • The Radio quoting Moby Dick.
    Radio: Damn thee, thou accursed whale, from the depths of Hell, I stab at thee!
    Kirby: Climb on, you idiot!
    Radio: Oh, it's you.
  • More like Crowning Moment Of Tragicomic, Radio's panicked reaction to the appliances sinking into mud.
    Lampy: Wow. Poor guy didn't stand a chance ... Just "pffft" ... and that's it.
    Radio: Well, don't look now, pal, but you're about to "pffft" yourself!
  • Even Radio's "dying" words as he is the last one to be sucked into the swamp:
    Radio: Well that uh, concludes our broadcast day... Er, week... Actually, it concludes any future broadcasting of any sort! WE'LL SIGN OFF NOW WITH A... SUITABLE T-TUNE!! (Plays Al Jolson's "Mammy" bit)
  • Toaster's idea of a fun game:
    Toaster: There's only one rule. We can't stop until the house is clean.
    —>The Others: Boo.
  • Everything Radio says, especially since he's almost always doing Parental Bonus / Getting Crap Past the Radar jokes, too.
    Lampy: Hey, come over here. I'm gonna...
    Radio: Why, do you dare to cross foils with the greatest Saxon swordsman in the land? Haven't you the slightest idea who you're dealing with?
    Lampy: Precisely - a total idiot!
    Radio: If your sabre wags as loosely as your Norman tongue, you'll be run through in an instant. Defend yourself, Sir Lampy of Locksley! A blow for Richard! A blow for Marion! A blow for Mario, the garbage man! And for Carl and all the boys at the delicatessen! And here's one for the guys on 5th street!
    • Some get a little risque with a definite Genius Bonus:
      Blanky: You can't fool us. We love you.
      Radio: That's right, like Mrs. Roosevelt loved her husband.
    • Or Stealth Puns:
      Radio: North by northwest. Watch out for low-flying aircraft.
    • Lost in the woods:
      Radio: "Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!"
      (everyone stares at him)
      Toaster: "...''What?''"
      Radio: "Or maybe it was a basset hound..."
      Kirby: "You're all insane!"

    • As the appliances are trying to cross the ravine by stringing their cords together:
    Lampy: "Well, that's encouraging."
  • Part of the montage when the appliances are desperately trying to figure out how to leave the cabin, the Radio tries to make Blankie a magic carpet, intoning, "Arise, Hassan! Arise, O magic carpet!". The real funny part is that while the Toaster and Kirby look at each other in disgusted disbelief, Lampy is completely ecstatic, thinking it'll work!
  • "Why wander endlessly through this sprawling wasteland they dare to call a city when your dreams are all under one roof? Our roof! Corner of 3rd and East. Crazy Ernie's Amazing... Emporium of... of... uh... TOTAL BARGAIN MADNESS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Heh..." (collapses)
    • "Ever herd of this place? Looks pretty neat!" That TV is dedicated!
  • After the appliances are stranded in the swamp and Toaster walks off, dejected:
    Radio: Oh come on now, it's not your fault! Things could be worse, you know.
    Lampy: How?
    Radio: How what?
    Lampy: How could they be worse?
    Radio: They couldn't, I lied.
  • When trying to get Kirby to join the search for the Master:
    Toaster: You know...I thought it would be good to have somebody come along...who's really...strong!
    Lampy: And loud.
    Blanky: And grumpy!
    Radio: And oblivious to reality!
    (Toaster knocks all three back and glares at them)
  • The meadow scene, if only because of that random singing fish that came out of nowhere and fought with a bird to get a worm to use as a microphone. It's hard not to laugh at how ridiculous and random that scene is. Or how when he first shows up, singing to the frogs, they all simultaneously almost instantly splash water in his face to shut him up.
  • The frog making faces with Toaster's reflective surface... as Toaster grows increasingly annoyed.
  • All of Lampy's great lines.
    • "That's very interesting. ...Good night, slothead." (thunk)
    • "Oh yeah!? Who's supposed to be the big-shot navigator around here!? Mr. Loudmouth! Mr...Big...LOUDMOUTH!"
    • "Heeeeeey, everybody, look! A CLEARINNNGGGG!"
    • "I'm just curious as to whether or not it was him. I hate being left in the dark, y'know." (After Blanky starts crying) "I guess we can assume it wasn't him, right?"
    • And this moment:
      Radio: I'm as sure as I am honest!
      Lampy: In that case, we're definitely lost.
  • There's a great scene in the forest, where Lampy finds a hollow tree, thinking they can sleep inside, and turns his bulb on, revealing the hollow to look like a giant demonic face, and the other appliances freak out and run, with Lampy stuck inside, completely oblivious.
    Lampy: W-what's the matter?
    Radio: Eaten alive, the poor sap!
    Lampy: (turns around to see the face) WHOA, WHOA, WHOOAAA! (runs off in terror)
    Radio: (clearly annoyed) Awww, I thought you were a goner...
    Lampy: You wish!
  • Their first night outside, all the appliances find their own separate sleeping spot in the clearing, but the Radio goes as far as to draw a circle around himself.
    Radio: This is my sleeping space, see? And nobody crosses this line.
    [Moments later, Blanky is looking for someone to sleep besides, and is about to approach Radio when...]
    Radio: Watch it! Hey! Hey! What are you blind, it's a line. Ah! Ah!
  • In "The Cutting Edge", our heroes (minus Lampy, who was separated from them), end up trapped in a projection screen depicting a tropical island at one point. Toaster is understandably freaked out and Radio and Kirby are just confused as to how they got there. Blanky, on the other hand, seems quite content with the arrangement, sitting back with a refreshing beverage and wearing sunglasses.
  • When the TV is about to warn the gang about the master heading to the cabin only for Plugsy to turn his knob.
    Plugsy: Oh many pardons! Were you watching that channel?
  • Wittgenstein provides an amusing moment in regards to how long he's been down in the basement via Genius Bonus. He said he was down their for 4,999,450,852,312 nanoseconds, which means he's been trapped down there for... an hour and a half.