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• Stephen the Irishman is full of these:
  • The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.
    • Cue the laugh that makes him sound fucking bonkers.
  • "The Almighty says 'Don't change the subject, just answer the fucking question!'"
• At Stirling, the Scottish army flashes the English army before the first volley of arrows. After the volley, they moon the English.
• "I shoulda remembered about the stone."