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  • Chapter 1: The scene where Elias forces Chise into a bath immediately after welcoming her to her new home. Naturally, the 15-year-old girl is a little reluctant to have Elias undress her. Afterwards, she's sitting in the bathtub with her hands over her face, expressing with horror that "he saw everything."
    Elias: Come now, stop mewling like a skittish kitten.
  • Chapter 2: Upon meeting Chise, Angelica asks if Elias kidnapped her or something. Elias only replies that the money he bought her with was clean. Angelica was not amused. She then asks Chise if Elias did anything weird to her, and as Chise seriously thinks about it, Elias comments that the longer she ponders, the worse he looks. A straight-faced Chise then asks if undressing her, bathing her, and then proposing counts. Angelica smiles for a second, then punches Elias in the stomach and kicks him out of the room.
    • Chise nonchalantly asks Elias if he and Angelica are lovers, causing him to have a Spit Take. He denies it, pointing out that Angelica is married and even has a kid, but Chise is weirdly insistent on the subject, even wondering if Angelica will be his mistress once he marries Chise.
  • Chapter 3: The chapter establishes the sort of relationship Elias has with both Simon and Lindel.
    • Once they reach the dragon's nest, Lindel orders Paulina to let go Chise from her mouth, which she does by tossing Chise into the nearby river, creating the Running Gag of Chise falling into bodies of water.
  • Chapter 4: Chise abruptly moves away from Elias when she wakes up and realizes he was giving her a Lap Pillow.
    • Bernie really likes clinging to Chise, Elias even grabs him by the back of the neck to remove him a couple of times. It becomes something of a Funny Background Event how often he does it throughout the chapter.
  • Chapter 5: Bernie is still clinging to Chise this chapter. He also tries to swat Aerial from the air once she shows up.
    • Elias, an inhuman magus, explains a little about the nature of magic and wizardry... by using computer metaphors. Chise lampshades how bizarre that is.
  • Chapter 6: Its a small moment, but Joseph actually gets a little embarrassed upon seeing how dedicated Matthew was towards Mina.
    • As Mina is looking for Matthew, one of her friends suggests that he might be having an affair, only for another one to hit her over the head and deem the idea ridiculous.
  • Chapter 8: Oberon. Just Oberon. He just appears out of nowhere and starts to push Elias buttons with greater ease than even Lindel. Even Titania gets tired of him easily, so she has Spriggan sic the dogs on him. Something he thoroughly enjoys.
  • Chapter 11: Renfred smacking Alice over the head for acting on her own. He calls her out on her foolishness, and Alice can only weakly apologize.
  • Chapter 12: Blue Flame really likes clinging to Alice for some reason, much to her frustration. This foreshadows that Alice's soul carries the scent of fire (which Blue Flame finds pleasant to be around), and that he will become her Familiar in the future.
  • Chapter 13: Ruth, excited, gives Chise a dog version of The Glomp, knocking her off her feet.
    • Ruth showing Big Brother Instinct towards Chise, telling Angelica the truth when Chise tries to pretend she doesn't get tired for using magic. Angelica responds by flicking her forehead.
    • Elias traps Chise inside his room to make her sleep next to him. Outside his room Silky is standing with a hammer at hand, ready to burst the door open at a minute's notice, while Ruth is shown standing nervously next to her.
  • Chapter 14: The door to Elias's room is broken, and someone covered the damage with tape.
  • Chapter 15: Lindel asks Chise if he looks manly when she comments on his clothes, similar to how Elias did in Chapter 2. This doesn't go unnoticed by Chise.
    • Ruth's reaction when Chise falls out of a tree:
      Ruth: Will. You. Be. Careful!
      Chise: (nervous laugh)
      Ruth: (Starts stretching her face) What kind of idiot plummets out of a tree and has no reaction?!
  • Chapter 16: Young Lindel convincing Elias to drink some seawater.
    • At one point during their travels, Lindel takes Elias skiing. Elias faceplants into the snow during the downhill run.
  • Chapter 17: Lindel's reaction after finding out Elias probably ate people?
    Lindel: I'd probably be tasty but please don't eat me.
  • Chapter 18: Lindel going on a small rant about how compared to Elias as a student, Chise is a damn prodigy.
  • Chapter 19: The cotton flies in general, specially in the anime:
    • The darn things just float around, bumping into things. When one bumps into Chise, it whines when she pushes it away.
    • After finishing shaving one, Elias casually tosses it over his shoulder.
    • Chise finds out to shave only their torsos...after she's already completely shaved one. It sneezes in her lap.
    • After getting chilled by the snow fly, Chise falls asleep and wakes up to Elias having piled cotton flies around her to warm her up. It worked a little too well for her comfort.
    • Chise feeling embarrassed after pushing Elias down in a moment of impulsiveness.
  • Chapter 20: Simon comes by for some cough medicine, and fondly recalls the first time Elias gave him the same medicine Chise offers him: Simon was hiding behind a bush, doing a poor job of stifling his cough, when Elias bonked him on the head with his staff and shoved a glass at him.
  • Chapter 22: Elias glaring at Chise when she promises not to overexert herself, with Chise having to reassure him that she really won't.
  • Chapter 23: Oberon slapping some sense into Elias, who is frozen in place holding an injured Chise.
  • Chapter 24: Silky closing the door on Simon's face, and refusing to communicate with him other than knocking on the door once for yes, and twice for no. Simon was just curious about Elias' whereabouts, but was already expecting Silky's reaction. She even knocks twice when he claims that he will return later.
  • Chapter 25: Ruth is feeling down, since he couldn't help Chise at all during the last incident. Elias comes to him, and asks him to tell him sooner if there is anything wrong with Chise, so he can help. Chise can't help but feel awkward at the conversation, and when Ruth points out she is feeling cold, she quickly turns around and leaves.
  • Chapter 26: Alice and Chise showing slight Big Eater tendencies at a restaurant. Even other patrons start commenting on it.
    • Chise feeling dejected when she realizes she never got a Christmas present for Elias.
      • She also almost ends up lost among the crowd when she separates from Alice a few seconds.
    • Chise asks Hazel not to tell Elias that she is hanging around London with Alice. Hazel is pretty sure he already knows.
    • The drug dealers Share the Male Pain when Alice kicks one of them in the nuts.
    • Chise innocently asking if drugs are good, followed by Alice going on a mother-like tirade about how they are bad and she shouldn't touch them.
  • Chapter 27: Renfred smacking Alice over the head for not following his instructions, much like he would do later when dealing with Cartaphilus.
    • Elias revealing to Chise that he had been watching her with a jellyfish-like golem, and even if he hadn't, she still had her stone pendant, which Chise forgot about.
    • In an attempt to soothe his (newly discovered) anger, Chise gives Elias his Christmas present. Elias is surprised, since he wasn't expecting Chise to get him anything. Chise mentally notes that she wasn't, and apologizes. Elias still lets her know she is in for a scolding though.
  • Chapter 28: While Chise appreciates the crystal flowers that grow from her new teddy bear, she can't help but think that it looks like its growing fungi.
    • Elias temporarily possesses Chise's body to negotiate payment for helping Stella find her brother. It would be much more of a Nightmare Fuel scenario if he didn't immediately cave at the promise of sweets.
  • Chapter 29: When Elias and Ethan are trapped together, Ethan swings almost instantaneously from fright at Elias's appearance to giddy glee at his skull head. Ethan gets a more up-close look than Elias is comfortable with, who in a panic changes his appearance to a white-haired Chise, which the anime shows retains his baritone voice.
    • Chise's natural confusion upon finding Elias:
      Chise: Why do you look like me?
      Elias: A child's curiosity is terrifyingly powerful.
    • Even under their circumstances, Stella and Ethan still keep bickering with each other.
    • Elias and Chise's reaction when Ashen Eyes decides to let them go after taking a crystal flower, realizing he was just messing with them.
  • Chapter 30: Chise is caught so off-guard when she hears that Stella is only 10 that she actually slips into Japanese for a second, briefly confusing Stella, who herself is shocked when she hears Chise is almost 16 already.
    • Elias wonders why her parents let her go out by herself, so Stella answers that it is too cold to kidnap anybody. Elias points out that she literally met a kidnapper the day before.
  • Chapter 31: Ruth's confusion when Silky pets him.
    • Chise realizing that being trapped inside a jealous Elias might be a bit dangerous. She still displays several expressions that show how done she is with the entire situation though.
    • When Elias lets Chise out, Ruth can be seen quickly catching the knife so Chise wouldn't land on it.
  • Chapter 32: Althea seems to have developed some animosity towards Chise, apparently because she is jealous that she takes up her parents' attention. David apologizes, and claims she is on a difficult age, while Chise just notes that she dealt with someone similar recently (Elias).
    • Angelica's disbelief that Elias Ainsworth was put to sleep with a lullaby.
    • After Chise finishes the elixir to wake Elias up she forces his jaws open and then shoves the elixir, and her hand, into his mouth. Elias wakes up with a spit take, and Ruth can't help but wonder which one of the two woke him up.
    • The reveal that Renfred is a very Sentimental Drunk, and Adolf's refusal to deal with him like this. It leads to him trying to run away, but being held by Torrey who doesn't want to be left alone with Renfred, who is holding him by the coat because he doesn't want to drink alone.
  • Chapter 33: With Stella clearly in mind, Chise asks Alice how old she is, and is relieved to hear that she is only a couple of years older.
    • Torrey showing No Sense of Personal Space around Chise, and Renfred having Alice hit him in the gut to make him behave himself.
    • Chise referring to the events of Chapters 30 and 31 as that day, when telling Elias how much that hurt. This confuses the wizards, who clearly have their minds in the gutter.
    • Merituuli likes climbing on Adolf's lap, and ends up falling asleep on him.
  • Chapter 34: It takes Chise merely one phone call to locate one of the poached dragons, clearly surprising the other characters, which can be seen staring at her from the background. Once she is done, Torrey comments on her resourcefulness:
    Torrey: Have you ever thought about getting her a cellphone, Mr. Ainsworth? It seems her connections are nothing short of astonishing.
    • And sure enough, by the time of Chapter 47, Chise already has a cellphone.
    • Chise suddenly becoming a millionaire when she receives her share from the time she sold herself.
    • Torrey continues clinging to Chise, leading to an angry Renfred, and Elias asking if he can maul him.
  • Chapter 36: Chise's rather understated reaction upon seeing what became of her arm:
    Chise: Wow.
    • When Shannon calls out to let everyone know Chise woke up, both Angelica and Elias come rushing. Elias clearly wanted to hug Chise, but Angelica beat him to it
      • Angelica also claims that she already had some words with Elias, who can be seen quivering behind her. Chise just wonders what exactly she did to him.
  • Chapter 37: Mariel weakly attempting to get some samples of blood (either Chise's or the dragon's).
    • Mariel going on a rant defending prostitutes when it looks like Chise doesn't approve of their way of life, and Elias pushing her away by the face to stop her.
    • Chise and Elias not agreeing on whether Chise could give Mariel some of her blood or not, contradicting each other at every turn.
    • Stella showing Anger Born of Worry with Chise and pulling her cheecks, with Ruth and Elias nodding in approval.
    • Chise revealing that her birthday is that very same day, and Stella calling out the others for not celebrating it in some way. What makes it even funnier is Silky's reaction, where she acts like forgetting to hold a birthday party for Chise is an unforgivable failure while Elias is utterly nonplussed at the concept of a party.
  • Chapter 38: Adolf asks Alice to get him mashed potatoes with bacon on top, but Alice tells him that the cafeteria menu for the day is leek soup. When she comes back later, it turns out she somehow found mashed potatoes with bacon on top.
    • Phyllis giving Chise a Dope Slap with the branches of the tree she is bound to.
  • Chapter 39: Simon being crept out by Elias' smile, specially as he was using Simon's own face at the time.
  • Chapter 40: In the anime, Chise orders Ruth not to move, and he freezes in the exact same position he was in.
  • Chapter 44: Alice giving Chise a piece of her mind after seeing what happened to her eye. Mariel does the same thing.
    • Chise giving Ruth the cold shoulder throughout the chapter.
  • Chapter 45: Chise getting cold feet at the last second and calling Elias her teacher instead of husband or groom.
  • Chapter 46: Silky pouting when Chise isn't eating her ramen.
  • Chapter 47: Chise's first meeting with Lucy.
    • Elias warns Chise to stay away from danger, but she reveals that someone was already spying on her.
    • Chise catches a fainting Philomela, and comments how unusual it is for her to be on the other side of this type of situation.
  • Chapter 48: Philomela and Chise's conversation is what happens when a Shrinking Violet interacts with a former Shrinking Violet.
    • Alexandra is more than a little excited for the opportunity to study Chise, slipping into Motor Mouth when examining her arm.
    • Elias being Dragged by the Collar by an angry Renfred.
  • Chapter 50: Elias starts complaining that Chise is spending too much time with Alice, but Chise isn't having any of it. A single look is enough to cower him into dropping the subject.
    • Silky scaring Chise by suddenly moving pumpkin shears right next to her face.
    • Stella acting playfully catty because Chise forgot she was coming over, asking her if her new school means she is too busy to have time for her.
    • What does Chise remember the most about the Wizarding School she started attending? The food.
  • Chapter 51: Elias' initial indifference to the fact that Simon might be removed from his position as his observer, much to Simon's consternation.
    • Simon can't help but laugh at Elias' newfound interest in people. Elias responds physically.
    • Gabriella stacking rubber ducks on top of the sleeping auditor's head.
  • Chapter 52: Chise mentally apologizing to Stella for leaving her wandering in the mist.
    • It takes Stella a moment to remember Ashen Eyes' name when he appears. And his head falls off after she grabs his clothes.
    • Rahab doing her best to explain young Elias what the meaning of "bride" is. She is afraid she might have simplified it too much, but Chise sympathizes, knowing full well how hard Elias can be.
  • Chapter 53: Elias, Chise and Ruth must eat spikes sprouting from the Hunting Hounds to get their scent on them so the Hunting Hounds will leave them alone while they are travelling the Extra-Dimensional Shortcut Hazel just taught them. It tasted horrible.
  • Chapter 54: Not receiving a satisfactory answer from Angelica, and having few other people to turn to, Elias decides to seek relationship advice from Renfred.
    Elias: Have you ever found yourself yearning for intimacy?
    Renfred: ...What?!
  • Chapter 55: After they've been chasing Zoey for a while, who is out of sight, Rían asks Chise if she knows where they are even going, and that Isaac and Lucy are clearly having trouble keeping up. By the time they arrive at the gardens, Isaac and Lucy are clearly catching their breath.
    • Zoey's Blank White Eyes when Lucy puts his earmuffs back on. There then is Lucy acting somewhat like a concerned older sister for both Zoey and Chise.
    • Everyone's shock when they hear Zoey hatched from a Whale Egg.
    • The main reason Zoey's loving father sent him to the College? He wanted him to be somewhere else so he would be free to do some research. Poor Zoey felt hurt about it, but Rían and Isaac tell him that's common behavior for wizards.
    • Chise's classmates disbelief when she claims that she was cursed by a dragon. By this point Isaac laments that he doesn't have a cool secret to reveal too.
  • Chapter 56: Ruth and Chise's faces when Philomela claims that she was spying on them because she was practicing.
    • Rían and Lucy seem surprisingly like-minded when it comes to discussing punishment for revealing a secret. Isaac is terrified.
  • Chapter 57: Alice taking out her frustrations regarding Renfred on the pillow.
    • One of the reasons Elias called Chise his bride is because he thinks spouses are always together, and is shocked to hear from Chise that divorce is very common these days.
  • Chapter 58: Lucy falls from the climbing wall, and despite attempting to play it cool, she is clearly out of breath a moment later.
  • Chapter 59: In something of a Funny Background Event, during cooking class Lucy is having trouble cutting, and Rían is having trouble peeling, so they take one look at each other and decide to switch instruments.
    • Professor Whoopi giving Alice a Dope Slap when she tries hiding the truth from him, using a tentacle made from his liquid body.
  • Chapter 60: Once again, Lucy ends up out of breath, while Chise is no worse for wear.
    • Rían, unprompted, grabs a snake and suggests they cook it, despite the fact they already brought their own food to the camp. Then Beatrice asks if she can have it, much to Sofia's chagrin.
      • Later on, he does it again, and includes a rabbit too.
    • Chise desperately trying to stop Elias from accompanying her to the camp, using the excuse that it would defeat the whole purpose if someone who can do almost anything were to accompany them. In truth, she just didn't want Elias noticing she treats her classmates differently from how she treats him, afraid there would be a repeat of what happened with Stella. Elias's solution is to send a small part of himself with Chise, too weak to be able to do almost anything.
    • Lucy getting angry because Chise left her hanging about what her important goal is despite mentioning she has one, despite the fact that earlier that day Lucy herself left Chise hanging about why she was at the College despite hating wizards. Chise likely did that on purpose.
  • Chapter 61: Elias acting as an impromptu drying machine for Chise.
  • Chapter 62: Elias is clearly pondering about the nature of Lucy and Chise's relationship, causing Chise to preemptively tell Elias that he and Lucy mean entirely different things to her.
    • A flashback shows that the first thing Elias did after Chise returned from the camping trip was asking about her now much shorter hair.
      • Said flashback also shows Silky clearly unhappy with what Chise did to her hair and fixing it up for her, a Continuity Nod to all the way back to chapter 14, where it was shown Silky does Chise's hair.
    • Chise's shock when she learns that Seth, the man who convinced her to sell herself, and Lucy, her roommate, are brother and sister.
    • As Chise is finally starting to realize how her loved ones feel when she puts herself in danger and gets hurt, Ruth comes out of her shadow and asks her if she is just starting to notice. He goes on a rant about how much she has put them through as well, forcing Chise to apologize, but she also notes Ruth is having way more fun with it than he should.
  • Chapter 63: The teachers, about half of which are clearly mutated or otherwise nonhuman to some degree, swarming over Elias and barraging him with questions about himself, much to Torrey's dismay, since they were talking beforehand.
  • Chapter 64: Lucy learns that Seth sent her a million pounds last spring, and incredulously asks him what did he sell to make that much money, while Chise is behind him, quietly calculating how much of Elias' money each of them received.
    • When Chise doesn't tell Lucy how she knows Seth, Lucy stretches her cheeks, which Seth can't help but laugh about next to them.
      • Doubly funny because Seth was likely remembering the time he himself stretched her cheeks in the past, back when trying to convince her to learn English.


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