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• Pretty much Deadpool's entire level, especially when he's talking about Pete's love life.
  • OW! MY UTERUS!
  • "Listen, Webby, I can't have you swinging around in your footy pajamas, destroying my cameras. You're going to have to tangle with my ARMY! And by army, I mean production assistants, and by production assistants, I mean unpaid interns, and by unpaid interns I mean fans. You're going to have to tangle with my FANS!"
  "Lamest. Supervillain. Ever."
  • Deadpool: Go get 'em Beauregard!
  • "You know, some people feel like they haven't 'beaten' the game until they found every single available token. But I think that's just unnecessary padding."
  • (after collecting a few Spider Emblems) "Can those be redeemed for cash?"
  • Deadpool: Okay I get it you beat him. Slow motion is just over kill.
  • Deadpool dubbing Spider-Man Walthrop Webs.
  • Ultimate: Oh Deadpool, you so cwazy! (This is an actual in-game quote.)
  • Deadpool again, when you've beaten a few of his Mooks: "HA! Take that, Electr-oh, right, that's a different level..."
  • Deadpool's mooks/fans talking about their suits. Seriously, talk about Enemy Chatter.
  • During the final battle with Deadpool when he's grappling you...
  Deadpool: A WHOLE issue about Aunt May? What a rip-off... I still cried at the end though.
  • And again, same situation:
  Deadpool: Our viewers must know: who'd win in a fight, bear or shark?
  • And yet another one from the same situation:
  Deadpool: Quick question: Where do you think this game fits into continuity?
  • And yet another one from the same situation:
  Deadpool: Quick question: Boxers or briefs?
  • Can't took seriously Pool's fight after he started to say pew pew pew pew~!
  • GUN FU! (Guess who).
  • Made in Canada.
• 2099 Spidey goading on Doctor Octopus by responding to her scientific marvels with a simple "Meh" to the point where she breaks down into a furious rage is hysterical.
• This from Vulture's stage:
  Thug #1: If Spider-Man show up here, I'll fill 'im fulla daylight.
  Thug #2: Pfft. It's nighttime.
  Thug #1: The same principle applies!
  Thug #3: But it don't sound as good. "I'm gonna fill you full of nightlight?"
  Thug #2: See, this is why we're just goons. We stand around havin' stupid discussions like this.
• During Electro's stage:
  Spider-Man: (after hearing Electro make suggestive comments as he absorbs energy) Uhh... Ew! Do you and your generator, like... need some time alone??
  • Also from Electro's Stage:
    Electro": I HAVE BECOME A BEING OF PURE ENERGY!"
    Spiderman: [imitating Electro's voice]: "WITHOUT PANTS!"
  • As well as "No one wants to see your junk!"
• This gem from 2099's third stage.
  Doc Ock: Computer, this lab has been compromised. Activate self-destruct sequence... ten seconds.
  Spider-Man 2099: Ten seconds? That's barely enough time to come up with a clever explosion related quip.
  Doc Ock: Ooh, that must really burn you up. So long, Spider-Man; it's been a blast.
  Spider-Man 2099: Oh, she's good.
• Any interaction between 2099 and Doc Ock.
  Spider-Man 2099: Ooh, I'm really getting under your skin! If I keep this up you'll have a meltdown.
  Doc Ock: I won't.
  Spider-Man 2099: You will!
  Doc Ock: SILENCE!
• There's a Crowning Moment of Funny within the first five minutes.
  Madame Web: And now, scale the wall with your unique adhesive ability.
  Amazing Spider-Man: I believe the technical term is "stick 'em powers".
  (A couple minutes later in the Ultimate universe)
  Madame Web: And you can run across narrow walkways such as this one without fear of falling, due to your natural agility and powers of adhesion.
  Ultimate Spider-Man: They're called "stick 'em powers"... did one of the other me's make that joke already?
  Madame Web: Yes, and it was no funnier then.
• One of Amazing's first observations is that he better get going, since this neighborhood isn't going to "Friendly" itself.
• Amazing Spider-Man's reaction to seeing the many different Spider-Men scattered across reality:
  Amazing Spider-Man: Is that... a cartoon pig?
• Amazing Spider-Man in the DS version: Conveyor belt? Am I in a video game now?
• Amazing in the DS version before entering the final portal.
  Amazing Spider-Man: Game Over... No, not like that, keep playing.
• The ending after Stan Lee's narration. What'd I miss?
• The end-credit gags involving the various villains, including Kraven trying and failing to catch a bunny, Goblin working as a carnival barker, and Scorpion's inablity to use scissors
  • Doc Ock is shown as an Octomom to child versions of Hobgoblin and Scorpion.
• Ultimate, after Electro flings his fifth and sixth trucks at him:
  Ultimate: You really have a thing for trucks, huh? Are you sure you want to be called Electro? How about Elec-TRUCK? Truckodon? Truck MASTER. Truckleberry Finn! TRUCKTOR DOOM! Oh, I know! Professor Pickup! THAT is something else."
  Electro: BE QUIET!
  Ultimate: I really DROVE that one into the ground!
  Electro: Maybe these will shut you up!!
  Ultimate: Or maybe it'll make me talk more! You never know...
• Ultimate, fighting Carnage
  "I am not losing to a monster made of - of malevolent spaghetti! ...Did I just say that?"
• In the opening of the Juggernaut's level.
  Spider-Man: Great! Now it's just him and me.
  Juggernaut: YOU!!!
  Spider-Man: ... Great... now it's just him and me!
• In the first Noir episode, some of the mook dialogue comes off as Seussian.
  Mook 1: Did you hear about Fancy Dan?
  Mook 2: Fancy Dan, the Ladies Man?
  Mook 1 They found him in a garbage can.
  Mook 2: Poor old Fancy Dan...