"It was night-time. The birds were asleep. The stars shone black in the sky. Under regular circumstances, 'stars shining black' would have been impossible; however, in this world, anything could happen."
"erthstrype loked up at Psilophyta. 'd00d u safed me!111' He said."
One particularly dreadful Pirates of the Caribbean 'fic had a character declare that a dress "makes me look a thinner." The effect of these Exact Words on the story led to a burst of hysterical laughter from the agents present and what is probably the only charge of "causing a chemical solution to wear clothes" in the history of the PPC.
"Uh, when the hell did that happen?" Leigh pointed at the naval ship that had just appeared next to the Pearl. "And why is it tied to us?" Jira shrugged and ducked as an English cleric flew over her head. "Because the author doesn't know the difference between Loose and Lose, nor does she know Canon from Cannon."
In "Gorillaz In The MST", Agent Kestrel threatens Murdoc Niccals if he does anything wrong like so:
Kestrel:One false move from yew, sir, one word outta yore mouth wot I don’t like, an’ I’ll cockblock yer by kickin’ it til ye ‘ave a falsetto wot’d make Justin Bieber jealous. Any questions, dearie?
"Anyway, you are charged with deliberately poor writing, wanton cruelty to punctuation, violation of the laws of physics, violating the laws of chemistry, violating the laws of biology, being ridiculously over-powered, misusing Hammerspace, creating minis, abuse of the word ‘chopper,’ annoying PPC agents, and being an abomination against nature due to being a sandwich that walks like a man. [...] Nameless bit character," Laura said to the trembling woman. "You are charged with being a nameless bit character, for aiding and abetting a Stu, and for having a grasp of reality so thin that you have no problem with a giant sandwich."
Ring Child, which has the misspelling 'a hord was blown'. There happened to be a very large number of goblins nearby at the time.
Agents Maria, Mark, Cadmar and Miah going on a trip around Europe.
The discussion of what to do with Snoofles of Forbiden Fruit The Tempation Of Edward Cullen: "Well, we can't exactly kill it, can we? Wouldn't be very politically correct. Besides, it's a panda that actually wants to have sex. Which is more than most actual pandas can say right now."
Mordecai (hanging onto the top of a car): Why didn't we use the Remote Activator?!
Jack the Hunter (same predicament): You're the one with a functioning psyche!
"Great. The world is ending, reality is falling apart, but don’t worry because I have a rubber chicken that will make it all better. Thank you very much."
One fic had a typo in which the R was left out of the phrase "endless stretch of ocean". The universe reinterpreted "stetch" as "stench".
And then it reinterprets the "Hemlic" maneuver as "Hemlock".
The same Agents that handled that mission also handled a Pirates of the Caribbean fic chock full of Malapropisms. Highlights include "gems with insulting lines", Norrington being "under the influence of a powdered wig", and a character who "often kept her bosom neatly tied".