A sample conversation from the announcers:
Howard: It's my favorite time of day again!
Kreese: Ooh, time to huff some paint?
Kreese: Time to take a dump?
Kreese: Well then I give up, what time is it?
Howard: Time for another Bloodbath Challenge!
Kreese: Whatever - if you need me, I'll be taking a dump while huffing some paint...
Howard: So predictable.