History Funny / MadWorld

25th Oct '17 8:53:22 AM Crocket_Lawnchair
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** And you get the drill by now:
25th Oct '17 8:52:02 AM Crocket_Lawnchair
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** "Jack is ramming himself against [[MirrorBoss Kojack]]!" "So basically, Jack is [[ScrewYourself ramming himself against himself]]. We are watching the most violent [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]] ever!" "(Chuckles) ''[[{{Squick}} This is nothing...]]''"
** "More proof that there's nothing a liberal dose of pharmaceuticals won't fix! [[AC:This message is brought to you by drugs. Drugs: take them often and indiscriminately!]]"
** "Kojack is just [[EvilTwin evil Jack]], and [[EvilIsCool evil makes everything BETTER]]!"
** Speaking of Kojack, this dialog can play after you do the QTE to beat him [[spoiler:By tossing his bike at him, causing it and Kojack to blow up.]]

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** "Jack
-->'''Howard:''' Jack
is ramming himself against [[MirrorBoss Kojack]]!" "So Kojack]]!\\
'''Kreese:''' So
basically, Jack is [[ScrewYourself ramming himself against himself]]. We are watching the most violent [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]] ever!" "(Chuckles) ever!\\
'''Howard:''' (Chuckles)
''[[{{Squick}} This is nothing...]]''"
** "More
]]''

-->'''Kreese:''' More
proof that there's nothing a liberal dose of pharmaceuticals won't fix! [[AC:This message is brought to you by drugs. Drugs: take them often and indiscriminately!]]"
** "Kojack
indiscriminately!]]

-->'''Kreese:''' Kojack
is just [[EvilTwin evil Jack]], and [[EvilIsCool evil makes everything BETTER]]!"
**
BETTER]]!"

*
Speaking of Kojack, this dialog can play after you do the QTE to beat him [[spoiler:By tossing his bike at him, causing it and Kojack to blow up.]]
6th Oct '17 8:10:25 PM number9robotic
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-->'''Kreese:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment There can only be one number one]] [[ThereCanOnlyBeOne in this fight to the death!]]
-->'''Howard:''' [[CaptainObvious Well, DUH!]] It's ''a mathematical fact'' that ''there can only be one number one!''
-->'''Kreese:''' For the last '''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]''' time, '''''[[NowYouTellMe NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!!!!!!!]]'''''
-->'''Both:''' (singing) ''III BLAAAME OOOUR SCHOOOOOLS!''

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-->'''Kreese:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment There can only be one number one]] [[ThereCanOnlyBeOne in this fight to the death!]]
-->'''Howard:''' [[CaptainObvious Well, DUH!]] It's ''a mathematical fact'' that ''there can only my favorite time of day again!\\
'''Kreese:''' Ooh, time to huff some paint?\\
'''Howard:''' No.\\
'''Kreese:''' Time to take a dump?\\
'''Howard:''' No.\\
'''Kreese:''' Well then I give up, what time is it?\\
'''Howard:''' Time for another Bloodbath Challenge!\\
'''Kreese:''' Whatever - if you need me, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs I'll
be one number one!''
-->'''Kreese:''' For the last '''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]''' time, '''''[[NowYouTellMe NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!!!!!!!]]'''''
-->'''Both:''' (singing) ''III BLAAAME OOOUR SCHOOOOOLS!''
taking a dump while huffing some paint]]...\\
'''Howard:''' So predictable.



* Just as the FinalBoss is ready to be fought:
-->'''Kreese:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment There can only be one number one]] [[ThereCanOnlyBeOne in this fight to the death!]]\\
'''Howard:''' [[CaptainObvious Well, DUH!]] It's ''a mathematical fact'' that ''there can only be one number one!''\\
'''Kreese:''' For the last '''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]''' time, '''''[[NowYouTellMe NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!!!!!!!]]'''''\\
'''Both:''' (singing) ''III BLAAAME OOOUR SCHOOOOOLS!''



* A sample conversation from the announcers:
-->'''Howard:''' It's my favorite time of day again!
-->'''Kreese:''' Ooh, time to huff some paint?
-->'''Howard:''' No.
-->'''Kreese:''' Time to take a dump?
-->'''Howard:''' No.
-->'''Kreese:''' Well then I give up, what time is it?
-->'''Howard:''' Time for another Bloodbath Challenge!
-->'''Kreese:''' Whatever - if you need me, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs I'll be taking a dump while huffing some paint]]...
-->'''Howard:''' So predictable.
* Another conversation from the announcers.
-->'''Howard:''' Awesome rack on her though! [[labelnote: Explanation]] During a boss fight with a rather... provocative vampire woman, this line is said by Howard. If there was any meme spawned by this game, it's this line. Expect any discussion around ''VideoGame/MadWorld'' to have this line used excessively.[[/labelnote]]
-->'''Kreese:''' Aw, true that!
* In the introduction for the Maitenance Facility stage:

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* A sample conversation from The lead-in banter for [[MsFanservice Eli]][[VampiresAreSexGods se]] gives us this great banter, with an inherently [[MemeticMutation memetic]] phrase to boot:
-->'''Kreese''': I fought her in
the announcers:
-->'''Howard:''' It's my favorite time
east block games and lost the match; four pints of day again!
-->'''Kreese:''' Ooh, time to huff some paint?
-->'''Howard:''' No.
-->'''Kreese:''' Time to take a dump?
-->'''Howard:''' No.
-->'''Kreese:''' Well then
plasma, and I give up, what time is it?
-->'''Howard:''' Time
was declared legally dead for another Bloodbath Challenge!
-->'''Kreese:''' Whatever - if
a week!\\
'''Howard''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Awesome rack]] [[GagBoobs on her, though!]]\\
'''Kreese''': Ah, true that! [[DistractedByTheSexy While you're blinded by her headlights]], she'll sic a swarm of bastard bats on
you need me, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs I'll be taking a dump while huffing some paint]]...
-->'''Howard:''' So predictable.
* Another conversation from
to mess up your shit! Plus, the announcers.
-->'''Howard:'''
fuckers have fleas!\\
'''Howard''': [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment
Awesome rack on her though! [[labelnote: Explanation]] During a boss fight with a rather... provocative vampire woman, this line is said by Howard. If there was any meme spawned by this game, it's this line. Expect any discussion around ''VideoGame/MadWorld'' to have this line used excessively.[[/labelnote]]
-->'''Kreese:''' Aw, true
her, though!]]\\
'''Kreese''': True
that!
* In the introduction for the Maitenance Maintenance Facility stage:



-->'''Kreese:''' Go ahead.

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-->'''Kreese:''' Go ahead.ahead.
* [[CreativeClosingCredits The first section of the credits sequence]] has Howard and Kreese [[BreakingTheFourthWall riff on the]] [[SelfDeprecation game's developers,]] providing some of their funniest banter in the entire game:
-->'''Howard''': They say programmers speak the language of computers because nobody else will speak to them!\\
'''Kreese''': [[DeadpanSnarker I didn't know you were a programmer.]]\\
\\
'''Howard''': ''(to Lead Character Designer)'' Hey, I know that guy from my "How to Draw For Slow Learners" class!\\
'''Kreese''': [[BookDumb I didn't have good enough grades to get into that class.]]\\
\\
'''Howard''': Animators are the guys who bring the action to life!\\
'''Kreese''': I think you mean they're the guys who get no action their whole life.\\
'''Howard''': Yeah, what did I say?\\
\\
'''Kreese''': ''(to Additional Writing)'' Hey look at this, the spell-checker gets a credit too.\\
\\
'''Kreese''': ''(to Storyboard Artist)'' This guy's storyboards remind me of the work of a famous artist.\\
'''Howard''': A classic or modern artist?\\
'''Kreese''': Nah, I was thinking of that gorilla at the zoo who draws pictures with his own shit?\\
'''Howard''': [[InsultToRocks This guy's not that good.]]
29th Sep '17 1:29:37 PM Bigbattle1990
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** Speaking of Kojack, this dialog can play when you beat him [[spoiler:By tossing his bike at him, causing it and Kojack to blow up.]]

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** Speaking of Kojack, this dialog can play when after you do the QTE to beat him [[spoiler:By tossing his bike at him, causing it and Kojack to blow up.]]
29th Sep '17 1:28:35 PM Bigbattle1990
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** Speaking of Kojack, this dialog can play when you beat him [[spoiler:By tossing his bike at him, causing it and Kojack to blow up.]]
-->'''Kreese:''' [[BigNo NOOOOO!!!]] This is horrible!
-->'''Howard:''' I know you were rooting for Kojack but this is ridiculous.
-->'''Kreese:''' Fuck Kojack! He said if he won I could have his bike... I figured if he got killed, I could take his bike from him anyway. I couldn't lose... NOW I HAVE NOTHING!!!
29th Aug '17 10:48:27 PM VutherA
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* ANYTHING said by the Commentators Howard and Kreese... Which is to say 99% of the game.

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* ANYTHING said by the Commentators Howard and Kreese... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=982dFZJSnWw Which is to say say]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJYJBoYDfFE 99% of the game.game]].
2nd Jul '17 9:40:52 AM SenorCornholio
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-->'''Kreese:''' Whatever - if you need me, I'll be taking a dump while huffing some paint...

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-->'''Kreese:''' Whatever - if you need me, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs I'll be taking a dump while huffing some paint...paint]]...
28th Jun '17 8:05:17 PM KnightSpark
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* In the introduction for the Laboratory stage:
-->'''Howard''': Information about this area is limited, since anyone whose ever known about this place has either disappeared or been lobotomized. Judging by your comments throughout the course of this event, I'd have to guess the latter in your case, Kreese!\\
'''Kreese''': ''Fuck you!'' ({{beat}}) ...but yeah, that would kinda explain a lot of things: the blurred vision, the metal plate in my head, the mysterious foreign object up my ass...\\

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* In the introduction for the Laboratory Maitenance Facility stage:
-->'''Howard''': Information about this area is limited, since anyone whose ever known about this place has either disappeared or been lobotomized. Judging by your comments throughout the course of this event, I'd have to guess the latter in your case, Kreese!\\
Kreese.\\
'''Kreese''': ''Fuck you!'' ({{beat}}) ...but yeah, that would kinda explain a lot of things: the blurred vision, the metal plate in my head, the mysterious foreign object up my ass...\\ass-\\



* In the Asiantown stage, whenever Jack rescues one of the geishas, she runs up and plants a SmoochOfVictory on his lips. Jack being [[TheStoic Jack]], his only reaction is to essay a small wave as she runs off, as if to say, "Oh. Hey. Sup. You're welcome."

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* In the Asiantown stage, whenever Jack rescues one of the geishas, she runs up and plants a SmoochOfVictory on his lips. Jack being [[TheStoic Jack]], his only reaction is to essay a small wave as she runs off, as if to say, "Oh. Hey. Sup. You're welcome.""
* The introduction to the Dungeon:
-->'''Howard:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Callously carved cadavers, violent vivisections]] and just plain crazy science gone wrong!
-->'''Kreese:''' SCIENCE!
-->'''Howard:''' That's what's behind the blood-splattered walls of the castle's monsterous laboratory. Anyone dumb enough to wander into this basement butcher shop unprepared is likely to wind up with an electrode up his ass and six pig tits grafted to his back!
-->'''Kreese:''' Seven.
-->'''Howard:''' Huh?
-->'''Kreese:''' Seven pig tits. They sewed one on my stomach too.
-->'''Howard:''' Dude, awesome! (''silently'') Can I touch it?
-->'''Kreese:''' Go ahead.
5th Jun '17 11:33:37 PM LucaEarlgrey
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** "Kojack is just [[EvilTwin Evil Jack]], and [[EvilIsCool evil makes everything BETTER]]!"

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** "Kojack is just [[EvilTwin Evil evil Jack]], and [[EvilIsCool evil makes everything BETTER]]!"
5th Jun '17 11:33:29 PM LucaEarlgrey
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** "Kojack is just [[EvilTwin Evil Jack]], and [[EvilIsCool evil makes everything BETTER]]!"
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