History Funny / MadWorld

23rd Sep '16 10:11:29 AM MaddKossack115
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--> Jack: I had to take a piss. What, is "no pissing" part of my contract?

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--> Jack: '''Jack:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I had to take a piss. What, is "no pissing" part of my contract?contract?]]



--> Jack: (Riding up on his motorcycle) So... this is the strip. [[AllMenArePerverts Think I have enough time for a lap-dance?]]
--> [[MissionControl Amala]]: [[FacePalm (Face Palming)]] [[AllWomenArePrudes Perv...]]

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--> Jack: '''Jack:''' (Riding up on his motorcycle) So... this is the strip. [[AllMenArePerverts Think I have enough time for a lap-dance?]]
--> [[MissionControl Amala]]: '''[[MissionControl Amala]]:''' [[FacePalm (Face Palming)]] [[AllWomenArePrudes Perv...]]
22nd Mar '16 6:31:06 AM Tranquilis
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-->'''Howard:''' So predictable.

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-->'''Howard:''' So predictable.predictable.
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-->'''Howard:''' Awesome rack on her though! [[labelnote: Explanation]] During a boss fight with a rather... provocative vampire woman, this line is said by Howard. If there was any meme spawned by this game, it's this line. Expect any discussion around MadWorld to have this line used excessively.[[/labelnote]]
31st May '15 2:35:19 PM rjung
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** And at the start of the [[VivaLasVegas Casino Land]] level:

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** And at the start of the [[VivaLasVegas [[UsefulNotes/LasVegas Casino Land]] level:
31st Dec '14 9:27:26 PM Sammettik
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* And just about all of the Bloodbath Challenges introductions.



* If you like your jokes to [[CrossesTheLineTwice cross the line a few hundred times]], every time the [[ButtMonkey Black Baron]] (stop starin') appears.
9th Nov '14 4:21:08 PM superkeijikun
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** "More proof that there's nothing a liberal dose of pharmaceuticals won't fix! [[AC:This message is brought to you by drugs. Drugs: take them often and indiscriminately!]]"
21st Feb '14 6:21:14 PM Ecclytennysmithylove
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--> [[MissionControl Amala]]: [[FacePalm (Face Palming)]] [[AllWomenArePrudes Perv...]]

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--> [[MissionControl Amala]]: [[FacePalm (Face Palming)]] [[AllWomenArePrudes Perv...]]]]
* If you like your jokes to [[CrossesTheLineTwice cross the line a few hundred times]], every time the [[ButtMonkey Black Baron]] (stop starin') appears.
* A sample conversation from the announcers:
-->'''Howard:''' It's my favorite time of day again!
-->'''Kreese:''' Ooh, time to huff some paint?
-->'''Howard:''' No.
-->'''Kreese:''' Time to take a dump?
-->'''Howard:''' No.
-->'''Kreese:''' Well then I give up, what time is it?
-->'''Howard:''' Time for another Bloodbath Challenge!
-->'''Kreese:''' Whatever - if you need me, I'll be taking a dump while huffing some paint...
-->'''Howard:''' So predictable.
17th Nov '13 4:16:27 PM MaddKossack115
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-->'''Kreese:''' For the last [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] time, [[NowYouTellMe NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!!!!!!!]]
-->'''Howard:''' (singing) I BLAME OUR SCHOOLS!

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-->'''Kreese:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment There can only be one number one]] [[ThereCanOnlyBeOne in this fight to the death!]]
-->'''Howard:''' [[CaptainObvious Well, DUH!]] It's ''a mathematical fact'' that ''there can only be one number one!''
-->'''Kreese:''' For the last [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] '''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]''' time, [[NowYouTellMe '''''[[NowYouTellMe NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!!!!!!!]]
-->'''Howard:'''
MATH!!!!!!!]]'''''
-->'''Both:'''
(singing) I BLAME OUR SCHOOLS!''III BLAAAME OOOUR SCHOOOOOLS!''
** "Jack is ramming himself against [[MirrorBoss Kojack]]!" "So basically, Jack is [[ScrewYourself ramming himself against himself]]. We are watching the most violent [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]] ever!" "(Chuckles) ''[[{{Squick}} This is nothing...]]''"



--> [[MissionControl Amala]]: [[FacePalm (Face Palming)]] [[AllWomenArePrudes Perv...]]
* "Jack is ramming himself against [[MirrorBoss Kojack]]!" "So basically Jack is [[ScrewYourself ramming himself against himself]]. We are watching the most violent [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]] ever!"

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--> [[MissionControl Amala]]: [[FacePalm (Face Palming)]] [[AllWomenArePrudes Perv...]]
* "Jack is ramming himself against [[MirrorBoss Kojack]]!" "So basically Jack is [[ScrewYourself ramming himself against himself]]. We are watching the most violent [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]] ever!"
]]
11th Nov '13 5:08:16 PM LucaEarlgrey
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--> [[MissionControl Amala]]: [[FacePalm (Face Palming)]] [[AllWomenArePrudes Perv...]]

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--> [[MissionControl Amala]]: [[FacePalm (Face Palming)]] [[AllWomenArePrudes Perv...]]]]
* "Jack is ramming himself against [[MirrorBoss Kojack]]!" "So basically Jack is [[ScrewYourself ramming himself against himself]]. We are watching the most violent [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]] ever!"
28th Nov '12 2:43:41 PM Snipertoaster
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** '''Kreese:''' For the last [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] time, [[NowYouTellMe NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!!!!!!!]] (singing) I BLAME OUR SCHOOLS!

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** '''Kreese:''' -->'''Kreese:''' For the last [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] time, [[NowYouTellMe NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!!!!!!!]] MATH!!!!!!!]]
-->'''Howard:'''
(singing) I BLAME OUR SCHOOLS!
18th Oct '12 7:38:31 PM KingCheshireZorua
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** '''Kreese:''' For the last [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] time, [[NowYouTellMe NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!!!!!!!]] (singing) I BLAME OUR SCHOOLS!
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