Funny / Fantastic Mr. Fox

  • The "Don't you cuss with me" scene with Mr. Fox and Badger snarling at each other!
  • Any and every time Kylie does the eye thing!
    • Mr. Fox does it after dealing with Spitz.
  • This:
    Bean: That's just weak songwriting. You wrote a bad song, Petey!
    • Even funnier when you remember that Petey is voiced by Jarvis Cocker.
  • "Petey, bring us a ladder please."
  • Apple juice... Apple juice flood...
  • Mr. Fox eating his French toast.
  • The scene where Mr. Fox and Kylie drive the tiny motorcycle and sidecar from behind the regular-sized motorcycle.
  • Mrs. Fox has some pretty good ones. Most notably:
    "If what I think is happening
    is happening
    it better not be."
    • It really does need three full lines to get the whole effect.
      Mrs. Fox: I'm going to lose my temper now.
      Mr. Fox: ... When?
      Mrs. Fox: Right now.
      Mr. Fox: Well when- *slap*
  • Ash: I'm sick.
    Mrs. Fox: You're not sick.
    Ash: I have a temperature.
    Mrs. Fox: You don't have a temperature.
    Ash: I don't want to go.
    Mrs. Fox: Hurry up, you're going to be late.
    Ash: *growls but complies*
    Mr. Fox: I love the way you handled that.
  • The delivery of "What the cuss? Where'd this giant fence come from, we had a master plan!"
  • "Why is he wearing that bandit hat?" "His ears were cold."
  • "Why did they write this in letter cut-out of old magazines?"
    • "I don't know, but you did do the same thing."
  • The part where Rat is killed, and his eyes are X'd out, like in 2D-animated cartoons/anime how KO'd or dead characters have X'd out eyes.
  • When Bean finds out that he's been outsmarted by Mr. Fox, he's... he's not too happy.
  • "He went bananas." "He did".
  • The entire conversation about Mrs. Fox's...colorful past:
    Kylie: Is that true?
    Mr. Fox: Of course not. She lived, we all did, it was a different time. Let's not form a Double Standard though, she marched against those-
    Kylie: The town tart?
    Mr. Fox: Shut up.
  • Badger losing his temper with Mr. Fox:
    Badger: Those farmers aren't going to stop until they have you and your entire family dead and nailed to a stick upside-down with your eyes gouged out.
    Mr. Fox: This is getting a little bit too personal.
  • "I don't even want to talk about it."
  • This exchange:
    Mr. Fox: Kylie, hand me your credit card. (Kylie does so) See, this is what I was talking about with the availability thing-A TITANIUM CARD?! How the cuss are you qualified for this?
    Kylie: I pay my bills on time. I've always had good credit.
  • Pretty much the entire scene with the moving squirrels.