History Funny / FantasticMrFox

[[caption-width-right:1000:[[NobodyHereButUsStatues "Nobody here but a bottle of cider."]]]]

[[caption-width-right:1000:[[NobodyHereButUsStatues "Nobody here but a bottle of cider."]]

-->'''Mr. Fox:''' Your tractors uprooted my tree, your posse hunted my family, your gunman kidnapped my nephew, your rat insulted my wife, and ''you shot off my tail!'' I'm ''NOT'' leaving here without that necktie...\\

* The "Don't you cuss with me" scene with Mr. Fox and Badger snarling at each other. The scene is hilarious enough on its own, but it becomes even funnier when you get the mental image of Bill Murray and George Clooney, two of Hollywood's most beloved and respected actors, in the recording booth [[MundaneMadeAwesome making snarling and hissing animal noises at each other.]]
* If it doesn't [[NightmareFuel scare you]], Kylie is hilarious when he does the eye thing!

* [[SuddenlyShouting WHY ARE YOU YELLING?]]

* "Petey, bring us a ladder please."
* Apple juice... Apple juice flood...
* Mr. Fox [[JabbaTableManners eating his French toast]].

'''Fox:''' ''([[AsideGlance Looks to the camera]] [[DidntThinkThisThrough with wide eyes.]])''\\

* "Why is he wearing that bandit hat?" "[[BlatantLies His ears were cold.]]"

* "Why did they write this in letters cut out of magazines?"
** "I don't know, but you did do the same thing."

* When Bean finds out that he's been outsmarted by Mr. Fox, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6xoL76TbnQ he's... he's not too happy.]]
* "[[{{Understatement}} He went bananas.]]" "He did".

* When Mr. Fox is trying to figure out what skills everyone has, most give skills specific to their species (Mole can see in the dark, Rabbit is fast, and Beaver is able to chew through wood). When Mr. Fox gets to Badger? Badger claims to be a demolitions expert, prompting an incredulous Mr. Fox to just go "What?! Since when?!?!" before just rolling with it. Also this bit afterwards:

* When Mr. Fox is trying to figure out what skills everyone has, most give skills specific to their species (Mole can see in the dark, Rabbit is fast, and Beaver is able to chew through wood). When Mr. Fox gets to Badger? Badger claims to be a demolitions expert, prompting an incredulous Mr. Fox to just go "What?! Since when?!?!" before just rolling with it.

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* "Why did they write this in letter cut-outs of old magazines?"

-->'''Bean''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That's just weak songwriting. You wrote a bad song, Petey!]]

---> '''Mrs. Fox:''' I'm going to lose my temper now.
---> '''Mr. Fox:''' ... When?
---> '''Mrs. Fox:''' Right now.
---> '''Mr. Fox: ''' Well when- [[DopeSlap *slap*]]

--> '''Ash:''' I'm sick.
--> '''Mrs. Fox:''' You're not sick.
--> '''Ash:''' I have a temperature.
--> '''Mrs. Fox:''' You don't have a temperature.
--> '''Ash:''' I don't want to go.
--> '''Mrs. Fox:''' Hurry up, you're going to be late.
--> '''Ash:''' *growls but complies*
--> '''Mr. Fox:''' I love the way you handled that.

--> '''Kylie:''' Alright, what's the master escape plan?
--> '''Fox:''' ''([[AsideGlance Looks to the camera]] [[DidntThinkThisThrough with wide eyes.]])''
-->(The music immediately stops as the the lights flash on and the alarm sounds)

* When Bean finds out that he's been outsmarted by Mr. Fox, [[https://youtu.be/b6xoL76TbnQ he's... he's not too happy.]]

-->'''Kylie''': Is that true?
-->'''Mr. Fox''': Of course not. She ''lived'', we all did, it was a different time. Let's not form a DoubleStandard though, she marched against those-
-->'''Kylie''': The town tart?
-->'''Mr. Fox''': Shut up.

-->'''Badger''': Those farmers aren't going to stop until they have you and your entire family dead and nailed to a stick upside-down with your eyes gouged out.
-->(beat)
-->'''Mr. Fox''': This is getting a little bit too personal.

* When Mr. Fox is trying to figure out what skills everyone has, most give skills specific to their species (Mole can see in the dark, Rabbit is fast, and Beaver is able to chew through wood). When Mr. Fox gets to Badger? Badger claims to be a demolitions expert, prompting an incredulous Mr. Fox to just go “What?! Since when?!?!” before just rolling with it.

-->'''Mr. Fox''': Kylie, hand me your credit card. ''(Kylie does so)'' See, this is what I was talking about with the availability thing- A TITANIUM CARD?! How the cuss are you qualified for this?\\
'''Kylie''': I pay my bills on time. I've always had good credit.

-->'''Mr. Fox:''' Your tractors uprooted my tree, your posse hunted my family, your gunman kidnapped my nephew, your rat insulted my wife, and ''you shot off my tail!'' I'm ''NOT'' leaving here without that necktie...
-->'''Bean''': KILL HIM!
-->(Mr. Fox and his group ducks down as the humans [[MoreDakka open heavy fire]] destroying most of their hiding spot. Then he sees Bean and his posse reloading their guns)
-->'''Mr. Fox''': Actually, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere we should just go]]. Where did I park?

** The solution? They just climb over the electric fence and [[XRaySparks brave being electrocuted.]]

--> '''Fox:''' ''([[AsideGlance Looks to the camera]] [[OhCrap with wide eyes.]])''

* Fox and Kylie trying to escape from Boggis's chicken farm after a successful plan. Except they forgot one thing.....

--> '''Fox:''' ''(Looks to the camera [[OhCrap with wide eyes.]])''

-->'''Mr. Fox:''' Your tractors uprooted my tree, your posse hunted my family, your gunman kidnapped my nephew, your rat insulted my wife, and ''you shot off my tail!''. I'm ''NOT'' leaving here without that necktie...

* When Bean finds out that he's been outsmarted by Mr. Fox, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt_zCZBKvqg he's... he's not too happy.]]

* Mr. Fox eating his French toast.

* Pretty much the entire scene with the moving squirrels.

* Any and every time Kylie does the eye thing!
** Mr. Fox does it after dealing with Spitz.

* "Why is he wearing that bandit hat?" "His ears were cold."

* The delivery of "What the cuss? [[DidNOTSeeThatComing Where'd this giant fence come from, we had a master plan!]]"

* "He went bananas." "He did".

* The delivery of "What the cuss? Where'd this giant fence come from, we had a master plan!"

* While [[spoiler: Rat's]] death is otherwise treated with dignity, it's [[MoodWhiplash punctuated]] by his eyes making X signs, like in 2D-animated cartoons/anime how KO'd or dead characters have X'd out eyes.

** [[spoiler: Mr. Fox does it after dealing with Spitz.]]