"Not allowed to use any Electric-type recruit’s powers on my 'pleasure center' to give myself a wicked boner."
-Rule #1
Things Gordon Is No Longer Allowed to Do in Rescue Team Excitementz is a Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX-inspired (it's based off two save files of the author's for that game) list of Things You Are Not Allowed to Do for the titular Rescue Team's recruit Gordon, a Growlithe who proves that The Loonie can also apply to Rescue Team recruits. His Rescue Team is run by Eva the Eevee and Simon the Cubone, but there is a subdivision created by Ava the Mudkip and Shred the Meowth.
It can be found on the author's Tumblr blog here
. It gets updated in batches of 10, but there doesn't seem to be a consistent schedule.
Things Gordon Is No Longer Allowed to Do in Rescue Team Excitementz provides examples of:
- Accidental Misnaming / Wrong-Name Outburst:2. Eva doesn’t like it when you mistakenly call her “Ava”.3. The opposite is true, apparently.
- Ass Shove: Apparantly, if you do this with a Blast Seed, the end result is not Fartillery.10. Not allowed to shove Blast Seeds where the sun don't shine, they only work if you eat them.
- Brain Bleach:8. Not allowed to intentionally eat Totter Seeds, even if I have seen something that is very, very, fucked up.
- Dude, Not Funny!: In-Universe:4. Not allowed to make “your mama” jokes when conversing with Simon.
- Electric Instant Gratification: He has tried this once before.1. Not allowed to use any Electric-type recruit's powers on my "pleasure center" to give myself a wicked boner.
- Establishing Character Moment:1. Not allowed to use any Electric-type recruit's powers on my "pleasure center" to give myself a wicked boner.
- Fartillery: Attempted, but no banana.10. Not allowed to shove Blast Seeds where the sun don't shine, they only work if you eat them.
- For the Funnyz:20. Not allowed to scare the more timid members of our rescue team just for shits and giggles.
- Leeroy Jenkins:6. When encountering sleeping Pokémon in dungeons, not allowed to charge at them while yelling “LEEROY JENKINS!!”
- I Need a Freaking Drink: Nope.8. Not allowed to intentionally eat Totter Seeds, even if I have seen something that is very, very, fucked up.
- My Parents Are Dead: No Your Mom jokes in front of Simon.4. Not allowed to make “your mama” jokes when conversing with Simon.
- Never Heard That One Before: Some of his teammates don't approve of his jokes, due to their species.5. Not allowed to say the words “Brooklyn Rage” or any variations thereof when conversing with Shred.note11. Ava doesn’t like “so i herd u liek mudkipz” or any variations thereof. note
- Power Perversion Potential: He once tried to use an Electric-type recruit's powers for Electric Instant Gratification.1. Not allowed to use any Electric-type recruit’s powers on my "pleasure center" to give myself a wicked boner.
- Shout-Out: Oh, so many.5. Not allowed to say the words “Brooklyn Rage” or any variations thereof when conversing with Shred.6. When encountering sleeping Pokémon in dungeons, not allowed to charge at them while yelling "LEEROY JENKINS!!"15. I am not allowed to demonstrate my proficiency at farting the alphabet. It’s stupid according to everyone on this rescue team. (Not that they care.)
- So Much for Stealth: His team once tried to sneak past a sleeping Pokémon in a dungeon, but Gordon had other plans.6. When encountering sleeping Pokémon in dungeons, not allowed to charge at them while yelling "LEEROY JENKINS!!"
- Take That!: To Naruto: The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show:15. I am not allowed to demonstrate my proficiency at farting the alphabet. It’s stupid according to everyone on this rescue team. (Not that they care.)
- Things You Are Not Allowed to Do: It's basically what Skippy's List would be if Skippy were a Growlithe working for a rescue team.
- Xtreme Kool Letterz: The team name, Excitementz.
- Your Mom:4. Not allowed to make “your mama” jokes when conversing with Simon.
- Your Soul Is Mine!: Kecleon is not into the soul-selling business, despite what Gordon thinks.17. Souls are not sold at Kecleon Shops.
