The Wolf Blood Lineage by Comics Nix tells the story of Hermione Granger, who learns early in the first chapter that she's actually Foxylene Siouxsie Angel du Dehors, heir to a Secret Legacy of mecha wolves, and gets thrown into a Random Events Plot.
The Wolf Blood Lineage contains examples of:
- Added Alliterative Appeal: Voldemort's forces (who are now inexplicably a biker gang) are renamed to the "Goats Gorguts Gangels" for some unfathomable reason.
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: "Luna falls over the blood soaped ground, crying the tears for that girl that showed her new will to live thru tribulations. Ron clenches a chalks between his legs, to protest against the very laws of lawful nature. Neveille throws hands to the air, clamouring mercy from the heasvens. Ginny sings chants to applacate the raging thundering spirits of wolf blood lineage. Carl Johnson lowers his head and pray for the soul to be delivered at the upper dimensons. Hagrid smokes a pipe."
- "Now Foxy is really, really terrified. There's no hope for her. Snape will tell everything; the wizards are going to cage her, rape her, kill her and smudge her makeup."
- Big Applesauce: Foxylene has to go to New York to discover her Secret Legacy. We never learn why, and her entire trip across The Pond is summarised in a few paragraphs.
- Bilingual Bonus: Foxylene's last name means "from the outside".
- Body Horror: A lot of it, though usually so over-the-toply insane that it's hilarious. Special mention goes to Draco in chapter 13, where his hand is skinned off, and the skin is replaced with cheese.
- Cluster F-Bomb: "Bitch is your fucking Fuher you bandoling piece of fuck!!!"
- Costume Porn: "Now, Foxy have a blonde pompadour hair, like Ammy Whinehose, but more beautiful and hot. Her nails got painted green like the sea of India and she now uses cool new clothes of the ultimate fashion. Her pants are jeans trousers, but they are yellow like the sun in the morning of countryside Romania and are very tight, highlighting her curvy and sexy hips and legs of godess."
- Crossover: "Foxy, let me introduce you my cousin...Carl Johnson!!!"Bennett the Sage: "And the universe just imploded."
- Also: "MBarrier, now!!!!!"
- Death of a Child: A baby's carriage is thrown into the street after the baby's mom is shot in the face, killing the baby.
- Dramatic Reading: Courtesy of Bennett the Sage's Fanfic Theatre here.
- Ephebophile: It's apparently completely normal for adults to be openly attracted to young teens in this fucked up little world, and vice versa; Voldemort, Snape, Carl and more all want a very receptive Foxy, Luna was sexually assaulted by Dumbledore and a Nazi and willingly has sex with Snape, and Neville performs a lap dance for Minerva for his job at Hagrid's strip club, which employs students like him and Harry and accepts adult guests.
- Gorn: "she shoots the rider`s face, obliterating his head in a thousand of bloody messy pieces of scourged foul brain all over the highway."
- Groin Attack: The only way to kill a male mecha werewolf.
- I'll Be in My Bunk: After Luna is sexually harassed by Dumbledore, she runs and masturbates in the bathroom "just to break the tension."
- Informed Attractiveness: On top of how irresistible to men Hermione/Foxy is, Voldemort is described as being "a very hot guy". And this is right after he's described as being covered in clothes made of bloody human flesh and a turban made of snakes.
- Lighter and Softer: As horrifically graphic as the story can get at times, it's actually quite tame compared to the author's other stories.
- Mobile Phone: Harry, Ron and Foxylene are all given one, despite the fact that it's set in The '90s (when they were still too expensive to just give to children), and that they don't work in Hogwarts anyway.
- Mushroom Samba: Happens when Harry and Ron smoke Hagrid's cigar.
- Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: Foxylene is a mecha wolf witch.
- Our Werewolves Are Different: They're mecha.
- Our Zombies Are Different: Minerva returns as a brain-eating zombie, appearently resulting from a demonic pact in hell.
- Overly Long Name: Foxylene Siouxsie Angel du Dehors is from the same school of nomenclature as Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, leading a lot of readers to suspect it to be a Troll Fic even without knowing who it's by.
- Product Placement: Attempted, for "Boing" aircraft.
- Rouge Angles of Satin: Just look at any of the quotes in this page.
- Secret Legacy: It's there in the title.
- Those Wacky Nazis: Foxylene and Luna meet some in "muggle" prison.
- Troll Fic: It's by ComicsNix. Definitely.