Creator / Kevin Hart

Kevin Darnell Hart (born July 6, 1979) is an American comedian and actor from Philadelphia. He got his first major role as CJ in Scary Movie 3 in 2003 and went on to star in the movie Soul Plane. He has since starred in many movies, at first as a One-Scene Wonder then increasingly in leading roles. His stand-up comedy routines are often based on his children's antics and his height. His tour Laugh at My Pain tour (also shown in theaters) made him the first African-American comic to surpass $1.1 million in ticket sales, also making it one of the most successful selling comedy concerts in history. He currently stars in the BET series The Real Husbands of Hollywood, where he plays a heavily Flanderized version of himself.



  • Amazingly Embarrassing Parents: His drug-addicted dad who showed up at school events without underwear.
  • Black Comedy: His jokes about his drug-addicted dad, who never wore underwear.
  • Brick Joke: Often, in his comedy shows, he'll come up with a running gag early on that is repeated a few times, then not mentioned until near the end of the show.
  • Conspicuous Consumption: Discusses how he can't do that, since he doesn't have as much money as his athlete and actor friends, one of which actually rented out an amusement park for his kid's birthday.
  • Double Standard: Abuse, Female on Male: He shares this trait with Christopher Titus, including one notable relationship with an older woman that had him paranoid during his next relationshipnote .
    Hart: Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing back and forth real fast, breathing out her nose. You know what my girl do? When she get mad, she start talking in the third person. That's scary as hell because that's her way of telling me that from this point on, she is not responsible for none of her actions.
  • Family Disunion: His mother's funeral.
  • Holier Than Thou: His cousin Al, a former drug addict who found Jesus.
    (in response to "Good morning) Uh, it is a good morning, because Jesus woke us up. Hello! Boom! I love Jesus, do you?
  • Miles Gloriosus: He admits as much. He wants to be seen as a tough, confident badass, but tends to back down in the face of any real danger.
    • When a former inmate fresh out of parole was hired by Kevin to play Sponge Bob Squarepants, Kevin warned him not to smoke until the parolee threatened him, at which point Kevin made a few Verbal Backspaces.
  • Mistaken for Cheating: He describes how he never went for a walk and fed pigeons when he was married because his wife would think that he was lying about feeding pigeons and was cheating. In another instance, he describes a crazy girl who assumed he was cheating, and after hearing her "evidence" describes a long story involving an explanation for all the "evidence" (including the fact that said girl was drunk the night before and forgot most of what happened).
  • Milking the Giant Cow: Mocked when he talks about how to be a singer:
    All you need to know how to do is open your hands, close 'em, and point.
  • Mood-Swinger: Discusses women who do this:
    Have you ever seen a woman go from frantic to calm, real fast? "MOTHAFUCKA YOU A PIECE OF SHIT. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HURTIN ME LIKE THIS. (Creepy Monotone) But it's gon' be the last time that you do some shit to me. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT IT, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! (Creepy Monotone again) But let me tell you something nigga, you gon get your shit together or GET THE FUCK OUT!"
  • The Napoleon: Hart has quite a short stature at about 5' 4".
  • N-Word Privileges: He talks about how he got a ghetto SpongeBob for his daughter's party who played "Duck Duck Nigga" with the kids. The white kid there refused to play because he felt the other kids would look at him as if he was the one saying the word.
  • Oh, Crap!: Twice involving his friend Harry. One time, he comes back to his house drunk after cheating on his girlfriend and his girlfriend confronts him about it. He calls Harry, expecting him to make up an alibi. Instead Harry says, "You was with that bitch with the fat ass." Another time, he is in the car when Harry calls and the phone is on speaker. Now, Harry invented the code "I'm hungry as shit" to signal that their girlfriends were in the room, so don't say anything dumb. Harry however completely forgets the code and when Kevin says it, he responds "That must mean you ready to eat these WHITE BITCHES!"
  • Piss-Take Rap: Hart talks about how he can't rap because of his high-pitched voice, in one of his comedy specials:
    (high pitched voice) "Yeah, bitch, I'm a killer, I shoot you in your face. (makes finger guns) Pshoom, Pshoom, Everybody gon' die. Pshoom pshoom, everybody gon' die tonight." Did he just say "Pshoom, pshoom"? I'm not buying that shit if he said "pshoom, pshoom".
  • Screams Like a Little Girl: Pulls this off easily in both his stand-up performances and movies, like the "Pineapples" sequence in Laugh at My Pain.
  • Self-Deprecation: His comedy frequently utilizes this.
    • One episode of The Real Husbands has Samuel L. Jackson and Anthony Anderson making fun of his role in Soul Plane.
  • Suspiciously Similar Substitute: Being in Ride Along with Ice Cube seems to show how similar he is to Chris Tucker
  • Talkative Loon: His uncle Richard Jr., who just got out of prison, and who is the originator of one of the memes mentioned in Memetic Mutation.
  • The New '10s: When he reached main stream audience and when he is in his prime.
  • Tears of Fear: Hart admitted to getting "emotional" when he and his friend were being chased by an ostrich— which kept pace with their car going 60 mph.
  • Too Much Information: When his cousin Al offhandedly mentions how he (and Kevin's father, apparently) used to give head for drug money.
  • Wham Line: Discussed in Let Me Explain. Kev says that, if you're a woman accusing your man of being unfaithful or doing something stupid, you never want to hear him say "Are you done?" Because that means "I'm about to shit on this bitch right now!" and he's probably been waiting to do it.